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The Salad Of John And Yoko and other terrible food-based puns
22 October 2017
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I actually run a food blog about The Beatles, so I’ll throw down some puns

 

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23 October 2017
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She Came In Through the Kitchen Window

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Good Day Sushi

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A ginger sling with a pineapple heart,

a coffee dessert, yes you know it's good news...

8 December 2017
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Cod is a concept by which we measure our pain.

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I've been up on the mountain, and I've seen his wondrous grace,
I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound. 

8 December 2017
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Were you using the word pain for the word bread? That’s great.

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Kelp!

apologies if a repeat…

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QuarryMan said
Cod is a concept by which we measure our pain.  

I don’t believe in carrot
I don’t believe in cheeses
I don’t believe in king cakes

I just believe in meat
Yolko and meat

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11 December 2017
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Silly Girl said

I don’t believe in carrot
I don’t believe in cheeses
I don’t believe in king cakes

I just believe in meat
Yolko and meat  

And that’s my BLT.

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Thank you @mslane. john-lennon-salute_gif

I was the creamer
But now I’m John

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The brie is ova…

…alas

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While looking at this all I can think of is the original lyrics to Yesterday .

 

Scrambled eggs, oh you’ve got such lovely legs….

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Walrian here! Not Fiddy, or anyone else, actually.

10 January 2018
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SgtPeppersBulldog said
You’re asking me if my spuds will grow

I don’t knoooow, I don’t know…  

Say the word and be like me,say the word I’m thinking of,have you heard,the word is spuds paul-mccartney-thumb_gif

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Still writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......

10 January 2018
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How about this? I just made this up:

 

Ah,look at all the hungry people

Ah,look at all the hungry people

 

Eleanor Rigby ,picks up her rice in the shop she goes to every day, without fail

Waits at the checkout, keeping an eye on the last carton of eggs in the store, who are they for?

All the hungry people,where did they all come from?

All the hungry people,why don’t they just go home?

 

In the words of John,I hope I passed the audition a-hard-days-night-john-6

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10 January 2018
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My creative juices are flowing:

 

I used to be mad about my food,

(Now I can’t complain)

The food I was served wasn’t cool

(Now I can’t complain)

It made me sick,it really was s**t,

I was so f*****g mad about my food

 

But now I admit, it’s so much better

So much better,than before (It couldn’t get much worse)

Yes I admit, it’s so much better,so much better,since I sacked the cook

 

IT REALLY IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN BEFORE! 

(Apologies for the swearing a-hard-days-night-paul-7)

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20 September 2018
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A new Beatles themed bar and restaurant are opening in Newcastle next month. https://www.stokesentinel.co.u…..es-2022354

Wonder if the menu will feature any of the foods in this thread.

*opens Google maps to see where Newcastle is and figure out how to get there via train from London*

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Oh! Dumpling

Maggie Maple Cyrup

Happiness is Warm Bun

Pie Baby Pie

Good Bite 

While My Grandpa Gently Eats

Weight

The Bite Before

You’re Gonna Lose That Swirl

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21 September 2018
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The Salad of John and Yoko

Standing in the queue down in Waitrose
Trying to buy some food for our tea
The man on the checkout
Told us to get out
You know they wouldn’t serve Yoko or me.

Christ, you know I’m so hungry
I haven’t eaten all day
The way things are going
I’ll soon be wasting away.

Finally made the trip into Tesco
Walking up and down aisle three
Yoko pulled me aside
Though the aisle was wide
There’s still somebody trying to run over me

Christ, you know I’m so hungry
I haven’t eaten all week
The way things are going
I’ll gladly feast on a leek.

Drove from Tesco to the out-of-town Sainsbury’s
Looking for a space for the car
The managers said
Hey man, we’re closing instead
I said, we haven’t even found time to park.

Christ, you know I’m so hungry
I haven’t eaten all month
The way things are going
I’ll eat a horse for my lunch.

I’m saving all my money for a fancy dish,
planning what to eat on Saturday
Last night I starved though
She ate some cardboard
She said it tasted nothing like she thought. Think!

Made a hasty trip to the Co-op
Looking for some meat for us all
But when I got there
the shelves were all bare
We blamed it all on Linda and Paul

Christ, you know I’m so hungry
I haven’t eaten all year
The way things are going
I shouldn’t really be here.

Got to Marks and Spencer’s just as it opened
A shopping list as big as my feet
The girl on the till
Said you look pretty ill
You really should have something to eat.

Christ, you know I’m so hungry
I haven’t eaten all year
The way things are going
I shouldn’t really be here.

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^ OMG! *Post of the Year* category. Totally awesome, @Tony Japanese!

Happiness is Warm Bun

Happiness is Warm Rum could be a drink in the bar.

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Hahahaha, the ad I got when I came back to this thread…

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It has recently come to light that it wasn’t Paul’s mother who was stood at the end of the bed offering advice, it was a half-eaten baguette. These are the first set of lyrics he wrote down until John told him they’d already recorded too many food songs. (Savoy Truffle and Strawberry Fiields Forever)

BLT

When I’m staring at the table menu, inspiration comes to me
Speaking sandwich fillings, BLT
And in my hour of hunger, she is sending all her lunch to me
Speaking sandwich fillings, BLT

BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Bacon, lettuce, tomato, BLT

And when the hungry, orphan children hand their empty plate to me
They will get a sandwich, BLT
For though they may be starving, there is still a chance that they will see
They will get a sandwich, BLT

BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Bran Flakes, Lentils, Toffee, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Blackberries, Lobster, Tofu, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, BLT
Buckwheat, Liquorice, Tuna, BLT

And when the hunger passes, there is still a sign that says to me
You can eat another BLT
I wake up when my stomach rumbles, inspiration come to me
Send me satisfaction, BLT

BLT, BLT, BLT, yeah BLT
Barley, Lemon, Treacle, BLT
BLT, BLT, BLT, yeah BLT
Butter, Liver, Turnips, BLT

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