4.21am
8 November 2012
Dangerous Minds focused on a conspiracy website called The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed:
So yeah, The Beatles were a series of individuals imitating personas. It’s theorized that this is because four lone human beings couldn’t possibly produce the work of such a prolific band, much less meet all their social/media obligations. The blog concedes an uncanny resemblance between various Beatle bodies, but suggests that clones might have been used to keep up the charade (Clones! of course! Why didn’t I think of that?). Clones, the site argues, would only be “95-99%” identical to their source body, which accounts for the slight discrepancies in photographs.
I couldn’t find a conspiracy thread that pertained to all four (as opposed to Paul being dead), so I figured I’d start one.
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5.01am
5 February 2014
parlance said
Dangerous Minds focused on a conspiracy website called The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed:So yeah, The Beatles were a series of individuals imitating personas. It’s theorized that this is because four lone human beings couldn’t possibly produce the work of such a prolific band, much less meet all their social/media obligations. The blog concedes an uncanny resemblance between various Beatle bodies, but suggests that clones might have been used to keep up the charade (Clones! of course! Why didn’t I think of that?). Clones, the site argues, would only be “95-99%” identical to their source body, which accounts for the slight discrepancies in photographs.
I couldn’t find a conspiracy thread that pertained to all four (as opposed to Paul being dead), so I figured I’d start one.
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Have humans been cloned?
Despite several highly publicized claims, human cloning still appears to be fiction. There currently is no solid scientific evidence that anyone has cloned human embryos.
In 1998, scientists in South Korea claimed to have successfully cloned a human embryo, but said the experiment was interrupted very early when the clone was just a group of four cells. In 2002, Clonaid, part of a religious group that believes humans were created by extraterrestrials, held a news conference to announce the birth of what it claimed to be the first cloned human, a girl named Eve. However, despite repeated requests by the research community and the news media, Clonaid never provided any evidence to confirm the existence of this clone or the other 12 human clones it purportedly created.
In 2004, a group led by Woo-Suk Hwang of Seoul National University in South Korea published a paper in the journal Science in which it claimed to have created a cloned human embryo in a test tube. However, an independent scientific committee later found no proof to support the claim and, in January 2006, Science announced that Hwang’s paper had been retracted.
From a technical perspective, cloning humans and other primates is more difficult than in other mammals. One reason is that two proteins essential to cell division, known as spindle proteins, are located very close to the chromosomes in primate eggs. Consequently, removal of the egg’s nucleus to make room for the donor nucleus also removes the spindle proteins, interfering with cell division. In other mammals, such as cats, rabbits and mice, the two spindle proteins are spread throughout the egg. So, removal of the egg’s nucleus does not result in loss of spindle proteins. In addition, some dyes and the ultraviolet light used to remove the egg’s nucleus can damage the primate cell and prevent it from growing.
Is this another instance of them being ahead of their time?
5.13am
11 November 2010
parlance said
Dangerous Minds focused on a conspiracy website called The Beatles (as they were presented to us) Never Existed:So yeah, The Beatles were a series of individuals imitating personas. It’s theorized that this is because four lone human beings couldn’t possibly produce the work of such a prolific band, much less meet all their social/media obligations. The blog concedes an uncanny resemblance between various Beatle bodies, but suggests that clones might have been used to keep up the charade (Clones! of course! Why didn’t I think of that?). Clones, the site argues, would only be “95-99%” identical to their source body, which accounts for the slight discrepancies in photographs.
I couldn’t find a conspiracy thread that pertained to all four (as opposed to Paul being dead), so I figured I’d start one.
parlance
Whelp… conspiracy theorists are officially scraping the bottom of the barrel.
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5.50am
15 May 2014
Poppycock. We all know they were cyborgs, like the Terminator or the replicans in Blade Runner.
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Necko said
Whelp… conspiracy theorists are officially scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Or, just subscribing to the Blind Squirrel Theory.
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
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8 November 2012
I like #2 because it almost sounds like The Beatles were like Menudo – replacing members as soon as they reached a certain age.
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If anyone is interested, the link in the above post probably goes to this website. Project Walrus and the Murder of John Lennon
The mods didn’t think the page had anything to with “Did Yoko love John?” so we moved the post out of that thread to this one.
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4.27pm
8 January 2015
parlance said
I like #2 because it almost sounds like The Beatles were like Menudo – replacing members as soon as they reached a certain age.
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I like #2 because it’s definitely not funny. No it isn’t! Stop that smirking!
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15 May 2014
Ahhh Girl said
If anyone is interested, the link in the above post probably goes to this website. Project Walrus and the Murder of John Lennon
So, has anybody read the article? What do you make of it?
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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15 May 2014
Bongo said
The Beatles were just a Boy Band […]
Well, in a way they were. The ultimate Boyband in my opinion. Not just that, though.
(I know you’ll hang me for this)
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I skimmed it looking for any references to Yoko since it was originally posted in the Did Yoko love John? thread. The little I read convinced me it belonged here.
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12.34am
1 November 2013
If the Beatles never existed, that does that mean that this forum doesn’t exist
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5 February 2014
12.37am
21 September 2014
If the Beatles never existed, that does that mean that this forum doesn’t exist
Yes, the original Beatles created a bunch of different accounts are are perpetuating mad stories about themselves (and their fake counterparts)…
/gets rope
Any amount of time spent learning about their early days will clearly illustrate a rock band with an attitude.
Not a boy band.
/throws rope over tree branch
I kind of agree with @Oudis because they cleaned up and became somewhat under control. I will not deny that they are different from all of the other boy bands, thanks to that attitude, which is why they are the Ultimate Boy Band.
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1.04am
1 November 2013
C.R.A. said
/gets ropeAny amount of time spent learning about their early days will clearly illustrate a rock band with an attitude.
Not a boy band.
/throws rope over tree branch
Why can’t they be both a rock band and a boy band.
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1.17am
1 December 2009
Pretty good girl group too, as “Baby It’s You ” and “Please Mr. Postman” demonstrate
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