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10.51pm
9 June 2010
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My mom showed me this. It's hilarious.
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
10.54pm
19 September 2010
Offline MeanMrs.Mustard said:
My mom showed me this. It's hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/video/…..mcc,18590/
That is Awesome!!!
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
10.55pm
9 June 2010
Offline “I plan on crying all day.”
Don't you just love The Onion?
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
10.56pm
19 September 2010
Offline You Mean the Glass Onion ?
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
4.21am
1 December 2009
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“No car wrecks or anything that causes his hair to fall out” hahaha! Yes, I love The Onion!
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
10.10pm
9 June 2010
Offline mr. Sun king coming together said:
You mean the Glass Onion ?
No. It's a “news organization” that does fake news. You can usually tell an Onion story apart from a real one by how unbelievably insane it is. Do you not have it in Canada?
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
10.38pm
25 November 2010
Offline I'm glad Joe mentioned it in another thread, but the timing for jokes about an eventually dead Beatle was a bit off, considering it came out yesterday.
10.46pm
19 September 2010
Offline MeanMrs.Mustard said:
mr. Sun king coming together said:
You mean the Glass Onion ?
No. It's a “news organization” that does fake news. You can usually tell an Onion story apart from a real one by how unbelievably insane it is. Do you not have it in Canada?
I don't think we have it in Canada, but it was a joke
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
11.07pm
9 June 2010
Offline mr. Sun king coming together said:
MeanMrs.Mustard said:
mr. Sun king coming together said:
You mean the Glass Onion ?
No. It's a “news organization” that does fake news. You can usually tell an Onion story apart from a real one by how unbelievably insane it is. Do you not have it in Canada?
I don't think we have it in Canada, but it was a joke
It was a pretty awesome pun….
StarWisher said:
I'm glad Joe mentioned it in another thread, but the timing for jokes about an eventually dead Beatle was a bit off, considering it came out yesterday.
*in commercial announcer voice*
Morbid humor is not for everyone. If you think morbid humor is right for you, talk with your doctor. Side effects may include sick feeling in the pit of your stomach, the impression that you should not be laughing, and everyone looking at you like you're insane. If you think morbid humor is right for you, call today!
If I seem to act unkind, it's only me, it's not my mind that is confusing things.
11.09pm
1 December 2009
Offline Sure we get it here – Mr. Sun King was being funny!
I mean, I've never seen any actual print copies myself, but I've got a bunch of the softcover anthologies on my shelves. And there's the website of course. Where you can find goodies like this:
Judge Awards Heather Mills Writing Credit On 'Eleanor Rigby'
GEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
11.49pm
5 July 2010
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vonbontee said:
Judge Awards Heather Mills Writing Credit On 'Eleanor Rigby'
Finally some justice!
The following people thank Bjway for this post:
Starr Shine?The Pope owns 51% of General Motors
11.56pm
19 September 2010
Offline vonbontee said:
Sure we get it here – Mr. Sun King was being funny!
I mean, I've never seen any actual print copies myself, but I've got a bunch of the softcover anthologies on my shelves. And there's the website of course. Where you can find goodies like this:
That's why I said I Don't Think we get it up in the great north
As if it matters how a man falls down.'
'When the fall's all that's left, it matters a great deal.
1.03am
1 May 2010
Offline MeanMrs.Mustard said:
My mom showed me this. It's hilarious.
http://www.theonion.com/video/…..mcc,18590/
Remind me to check this news later, today I can't watch it.. but later I'm sure I'll laugh a lot 
Here comes the sun….. Scoobie-doobie……
Something in the way she moves…..attracts me like a cauliflower…
Bop. Bop, cat bop. Go, Johnny, Go.
Beware of Darkness…
1.39am
25 November 2010
Offline Vonbontee, I loved the one that came out recently saying that a hidden Beatles song in Rock Band completely changed *everyone's* opinion of the Beatles for the worst when they finally heard it. I'm dying thinking of Heather Mills being Photoshopped into the Abbey Road cover, thoiugh! Squeeze her in between Paul and Ringo! 🙂
9.32am
14 December 2009
Offline mr. Sun king coming together said:
vonbontee said:
Sure we get it here – Mr. Sun King was being funny!
I mean, I've never seen any actual print copies myself, but I've got a bunch of the softcover anthologies on my shelves. And there's the website of course. Where you can find goodies like this:
That's why I said I Don't Think we get it up in the great north
Wasn't trying to contradict you, Mr. Sun – that “Sure we get it here!” was a direct reply to MMrs.M's question. My post should've come immediately after hers, and I thought it WAS, but these boards are weird, and frequently they don't refresh themselves properly for me. And so I didn't see your “I don't think…” post until long after the fact. Sorry for that, hope this clears it up. So, we cool? Good!
(Oh, and I liked your “Glass Onion ” joke, and that's why I acknowledged it.)
Paul: Yeah well… first of all, we’re bringing out a ‘Stamp Out Detroit’ campaign.
9.41am
14 December 2009
Offline (Incidentally, I wonder if I'm the only one who has that undependable-refreshing problem? I believe I'm the only one who has that ugly-smileys problem, like so:)
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Paul: Yeah well… first of all, we’re bringing out a ‘Stamp Out Detroit’ campaign.
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