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1 November 2013
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The person above me has terrified me with painted Piggies
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1.35pm
18 April 2013
Offline The person above me has a Justin Bieber toothbrush.
"If you're ever in the shit, grab my tit.” —Paul McCartney
2.08pm
1 November 2013
Offline The person above me has mad texting skills
2.18pm
18 April 2013
Offline The person above me should “go with him.”
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Mr. Kite"If you're ever in the shit, grab my tit.” —Paul McCartney
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4 February 2014
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1 November 2013
Offline The person above me lies
8.11pm
18 April 2013
Offline The person above me was not me, so Mr. Kite does not lie.
"If you're ever in the shit, grab my tit.” —Paul McCartney
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4 February 2014
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The person above me discovered that Annadog is lying. Small lies could lead to big lies and eventually bank robbery… Yes, bank robbery, therefore @Expert Textpert just saved @Starr Shine? from a life in jail! if she should choose to take this opportunity to start being honest. The person above the person above me is now ripping up her very well thought out, diagrammed plans to rob the nearest bank.
11.35pm
1 November 2013
Offline The person above me knows too much and must be delt with
12.20am
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4 February 2014
Offline The person above me, being the mastermind that she is, knew I was going to rat out her plans. But I prepared for this and fled the country already!
1.06am
1 November 2013
Offline The person above me in a hastY move traveld to north Korea
1.58am
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1 November 2013
Offline The person above me is scary, and to them I say, “please don’t hurt me”
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3.09pm
15 January 2014
Offline The person above me has a new bodyguard, although I’m more of a runner-awayer.
You know my name you know number too
You know my name you know my number
What's up with you?
3.21pm
1 November 2013
Offline The person above me is James Bond. I cower in fear
3.29pm
15 January 2014
Offline The person above me used to say live and let live, you know you did you know you did you know you did.
You know my name you know number too
You know my name you know my number
What's up with you?
3.59pm
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4 February 2014
Offline The person above me quoted song that’s been stuck in my head all day! An the person above me should be my bodyguard too as Annadog is after me and I’m trying to leave North Korea… Which is really hard
4.03pm
1 November 2013
Offline The person above stands no chance against my pet Volcano who will find you hopefully
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4 February 2014
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