1.43am
1 November 2013
The person above warped the space time continuum and are now in a parallel dimension!
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1.32pm
28 May 2014
I wonder if the person above me loves Hey Bulldog ?
By hook or by crook, I'll be last in this book.
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4 February 2014
1.38pm
28 May 2014
Okay..
The person above me DOES like Hey Bulldog !!!!
By hook or by crook, I'll be last in this book.
1.40pm
1 November 2013
The person above me is a bulldog!
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4 February 2014
8.52am
15 May 2014
The person above me is actually an extraterrestrial life form, and has been escaping from FBI Agents Fox Mulder and Dana Scully for the last twenty years. Its planet of origin remains unknown even after fifty years of imprisonment and questioning in Area 51 –from where it broke free with the help of the three Great Masters of the Occult of the XX Century: Aleister Crowley, Rasputin, and Adolph Hitler (you won’t tell me you really believe he died in 1945, will you?). He doesn’t know he’s not human, and attributes his blue blood to an ancestor who was one of the many mistresses of Henry VIII. He has many strange habits, like rolling his own oregano cigarettes and eating bugs, something he learnt from the disciples of Count Dracula. He’s planning to search for the original blueprints of H. G. Wells’ time machine to travel to the future and engage in an all-out war against Captain James Tiberius Kirk, after a pledge of allegiance to the Klingon Empire. But he’s doomed; Kirk will receive the help of a Wiccan Priestess and defeat him. Redeeming qualities? Many: he likes puppies, doesn’t smoke, only drinks socially, is a vegetarian and many times has thought of joining Greenpeace and defend the whales from the Evil Japanese (by the way: have you tried whale? I have).
The following people thank Oudis for this post:
Mr. Kite, Beatlebug“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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1 November 2013
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6.01pm
1 November 2013
Every one on the site is a figment of the person above me’s imagination
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15 June 2014
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4 February 2014
11.25pm
1 November 2013
The person above me is patient Zero
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4 February 2014
11.32pm
1 November 2013
The person above me is a BB cartoon and soon they will be a POST just like Necko!!!!!!
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28 May 2014
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