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15 February 2015
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A thread for terrible lyric rewrites such as those that @50yearslate, @ewe2, myself, and others were getting up to in the Beatles LOLs! thread, based upon the illustrious ‘Joseph Ducreux/Archaic Rap‘ meme. To make it a game, I propose that one person does a rewrite and others could guess which song it’s supposed to be? I dunno, maybe this should be somewhere else oops 
but anyway
EDIT: Proposed rule change: one starts off a song and others continue with successive stanzas until the song is finished? Let’s not drag this out, try to do a pretty fair portion of the song, but don’t rewrite a whole song in one post either.
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8.29pm
13 January 2019
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I think instead of rewriting it, the person who guesses it could move on to the next one?
Throughout the duration in which the six-stringed vibration producing object that belongs to myself sobs in a delicate manner
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9.02pm
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15 February 2015
Offline ^That’s what I meant, sorry if it was unclear.
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9.16pm
15 November 2018
Offline Getbackintheussr said
Throughout the duration in which the six-stringed vibration producing object that belongs to myself sobs in a delicate manner
Great idea @Beatlebug 
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9.21pm
6 May 2018
Offline Blameless for thy path’s obstruction whilst thou attempts to purloin a twenty-four-hour period of time.
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9.23pm
15 November 2018
Offline This reminds me of the “describe a beatles song” game which has been dormant since before I joined.
I beg of you, cause me to experience feelings of happiness and satisfaction
Love one another.
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9.27pm
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15 February 2015
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Fiddy, thank @Getbackintheussr who suggested we create such a thread. 
Also, this is a cool game and all but I think it would also be fun to collaboratively Ducreuxify an entire song like we were doing in the other thread. Not sure how we’ll work that one out but something to think about.
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9.32pm
15 November 2018
Offline That’s not a bad idea, maybe if we picked a song and took turns doing stanzas? We’ll have to think on it 
Oh and thank you @Getbackintheussr (you need a nickname…)
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9.37pm
6 May 2018
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10.01pm
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15 February 2015
Offline 50yearslate said
That’s not a bad idea, maybe if we picked a song and took turns doing stanzas? We’ll have to think on it
Yeah, sounds good. Let’s not do really long things, though, don’t want to bog the thread down too much?
(As you can tell, I did not think this through)
Richard said
Allow my blow to knock you over as my destination is an area of land planted with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.
Let me take you down, cause I’m going to
STRAWBERRY FIELDS … forever
shall we start with this one?
…nothing for which one should become suspended over
Areas of land planted with a widely-grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria for as long as one can conceive!
Being in a conscious state of body and mind is not difficult when one’s visual orbs are shuttered, failing to comprehend all that one looks upon
It grows increasingly difficult to exist as a person, although it eventually becomes a state which is harmonious to all
It does not particularly concern my person
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10.35pm
8 January 2015
Offline Why not both? do a stanza of one song and do a line for others to guess and whoever gets it can do a stanza or start a new one if that song is done. Perhaps that’s too much, what do you think.
Allow me to convey you for I am soon departing for a cultivated area of land with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.
Your senses are being fooled, believe nothing.
And coincidentally nothing warrants capital punishment
Cultivated Fragaria for an indefinite period!
I have no evidence for anyone sharing my arboreal post
Perhaps this is due to its relative elevation
Which makes the possibility of meaningful communication doubtful but all is well
There may be enough redundancy for us to muddle through with.
And now a line or two from a random song:
I derive much pleasure from a minature horse
Well it is perfectly acceptable to joyfully commemorate any occasion you wish
It is perfectly acceptable to joyfully commemorate any occasion you wish!
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
11.11pm
19 December 2018
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new line:
The entire collective consisting of those who suffer from the state of isolation, which particular occasion do the whole group of them consider themselves suitable for?
Edit: Oops, forgot the new stanza…I’ll add one later
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3.03pm
15 November 2018
Offline All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
Next stanza:
At all times, on all occasions, actually, after a brief period of reconsideration only a portion of all times on all occasions, believe that I am the subject of your visualization
However, you are aware of the occasions upon which I am aware that I am experiencing a succession of images, ideas, emotions, and sensations involuntarily whilst I slumber
I ponder, actually, after a brief period of reconsideration I intend, indeed
However, everything is false
That is to say, I am of the belief that I am in disagreement
New line:
I am currently in possession of anything you may desire, such as an organ which is responsible for forcing the circulation of a scarlet-hued bodily fluid composed primarily of hemoglobin and plasma, and the aforementioned organ is made increasingly desirable by its inherent truthfulness.
Edit of the edit: got it Beatlebug, thanks for the clarification 
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3.53pm
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15 February 2015
Offline I like @ewe2’s idea.
Do a stanza of one song and do a line from another song for others to guess, and whoever guesses that one line can do a stanza of the original song, or start a new one if that song is done.
(edits made for clarity)
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9.40pm
13 January 2019
Offline 50yearslate said
New line:I am currently in possession of anything you may desire, such as an organ which is responsible for forcing the circulation of a scarlet-hued bodily fluid composed primarily of hemoglobin and plasma, and the aforementioned organ is made increasingly desirable by its inherent truthfulness.
I’ve got anything that you want, like a heart that’s oh so true
Last stanza:
Allow me to convey you for I am soon departing for a cultivated area of land with a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria.
Your senses are being fooled, believe nothing.
And coincidentally nothing warrants capital punishment
Cultivated Fragaria for an indefinite period!
Cultivated Fragaria for an indefinite period!
CULTIVATED FRAGARIA FOR AN INDEFINITE PERIOD!
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9.41pm
13 January 2019
Offline New song!
I directed my gaze at and comprehended the meaning of the noteworthy facts and figures about recent, important events in the course of the present period of 24 hours, oh, child who identifies as a member of the male gender
Concerning a favored, fortunate adult human male who reached the desired standard
And in spite of the fact that the noteworthy information about recent events happened to be glum and depressing to a significant degree
Alas, I positively acquired the need to make the spontaneous sounds and movements of my face that are the instinctive expressions of lively amusement.
I perceived, with the use of my visual organs, the image focused onto film or other light-sensitive material and made visible and permanent by chemical treatment.
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1.48pm
15 November 2018
Offline The branch of Great Britain’s armed services that conduct military operations upon terra firma had engaged in a state of armed conflict between different nations or states or different groups within a nation or state and ultimately achieved victory
An immense numerical value of human beings gathered together in a disorganized or unruly way averted their visual-stimuli-processing appendages and rotated their bodies so as to avoid making visual contact
However, I was aware of no alternative to making visual contact and as a result I was forced to perceive the visual stimuli
This was necessary as I had focused my gaze upon and comprehended the meaning of the written or printed work consisting of pages glued or sewn together along one side and bound in covers, which had provided inspiration for the succession of moving images, by mentally interpreting the characters or symbols of which it was composed.
It would provide me with a deeply pleasurable feeling to cause emotions of excitement and sexual arousal within you.
Oh and @Getbackintheussr did you skip a verse?
Edit: oh wait no I did. Bleh sorry, someone can do the missing stanza if they want or they can just move on, your choice.
And here’s a line of a song for people to guess:
This moment marks the initial occasion of my experience of deep feelings of attatchment to a fellow homo sapien
Are you not aware of its predicted prolonged existence for an indefinite period?
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11.45pm
8 January 2015
Offline Song is Don’t Let Me Down
Missing verse:
He evacuated his mental apparatus inside a vehicle
He was apparently unaware that the traffic indicator had changed status
And although this state of affairs was quite melancholy
I was forced to regard the event with a chuckle
Because I viewed the photographic record.
New song to guess:
I must apologise for not trusting you
I was doing you a great disservice
You had been in an automobile accident
And as a result you suffered baldness
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3.14am
13 January 2019
Offline New song:
Luminous are the spheroids of plasma that emit light
Aphotic is the Earth’s atmosphere
I am aware that the affection which belongs to myself
Does not possess the ability to expire
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11.56am
15 November 2018
Offline Bright are the stars that shine, dark is the sky, I know this love of mine will never die
from And I Love Her
Next verse of ADITL:
I awakened from my nightly slumber and suffered an abrupt decrease in elevation which resulted in my removal from the item of furniture upon which I had reclined
With difficulty, I hauled a plastic, many-tined utensil across the length of my cranium so as to arrange my many thin karetin-composed strands into a more tame fashion
After much searching, I managed to locate a path to the lower level of my dwelling and obtained a cool refreshing drink ( 😉 ) from a ceramic vessel commonly used for the containment of liquid
Rotating my visual-stimuli-processing appendages upwards, I was made aware that my schedule had not been adhered to.
After a brief period of searching, I managed to discover the location of my long-sleeved warm garment worn upon the torso, which is worn to provide warmth, and, using the five metacarpals attached to the appendage attached to my wrist, I grasped with inferior precision and great speed the stiff, round garment worn which I intended to wear upon my cranium to provide shelter from the elements
After several hundred smooth and unmarked milliseconds had elapsed, I had transported myself to the large, wheeled motor vehicle used for public transportation
I ascended the staircase and indulged in a paper-wrapped cylinder of finely ground tobacco, the end of which I ignited
A nearby human made vocal contact, causing me to experience in quick succession an involuntary litany of images
(cue hotly debated vowel noises)
And a verse for people to guess:
Human female who has attained a great height and an inimitable length and who has been dubbed “Sally” from birth.
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