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8.51am
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14 April 2010
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Mal: “Hear what he’s playing? I wrote that.”
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
10.18am
14 November 2017
Offline Unearthed: The real reason the Beatles snubbed Imelda Marcos.
Ringo: “Er,thanks. What the bloody hell is it?”
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Beatlebug, SgtPeppersBulldogStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
12.54pm
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15 February 2015
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NEW and BLUER MEANIES have been sighted rappeling down from the ceiling! Quick, play Sgt Pepper !
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5.42am
14 November 2017
Offline This is why you shouldn’t play around with superglue
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SgtPeppersBulldog, BeatlebugStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
6.49am
1 January 2017
Offline Paul pulling off a Charlie Chaplin impression to impress Pattie, whilst George has gone off to the loo.
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Beatlebug, Father McKenzie"Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles... "
2017:
7.08am
14 November 2017
Offline John fixes Yoko with a stern expression after she suggests he needs a haircut
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SgtPeppersBulldogStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
10.39am
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline Overheard at the Beatles For Sale photo shoot…
Ringo: “John, have you got the correct time?”
George: “John, when does this photo session end?”
John: “Why are two peppering me with questions?”
Paul: “Did someone say pepper? Hmmm…”
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Father McKenzie, BeatlebugTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
11.37am
1 January 2017
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George: THERE’S A SPIDER ON MY BACK! SOMEONE GET IT OFF!!!
Ringo: Where is it?
Paul: I think that’s it, near his collar…
John: *just showing off his bacon scarf*
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Zig, Beatlebug"Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles... "
2017:
11.50am
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline John: “Can you make shadow puppets on your face?”
Paul: “Sure – this one is a duck.”
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SgtPeppersBulldog, Beatlebug, Ahhh Girl, RichardTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
1.44pm
14 November 2017
Offline Guy to woman: “Yes love,that really is John Lennon . I told him not to mess with the props,and now it’s stuck to his face”
John: “I like it. It’ll grow on me”
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Zig, SgtPeppersBulldog, BeatlebugStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
2.15pm
1 September 2017
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: “I am King S**t of F**k Mountain, Klein. Don’t f**k with me.”
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Father McKenzie, SgtPeppersBulldog, Ahhh Girl, Zig"Life is good; life is wonderful, and with friends like these, who needs life?"
4.38pm
14 November 2017
Offline One of the ‘alternative’ butcher covers rejected by the record label. George cut off John’s arms,and the ‘crackers’ were used to mop up Lennon’s blood
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Beatlebug, SgtPeppersBulldog, ZigStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
1.47pm
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline “Bloody Hell. For the last time, she did NOT break up The Beatles!”
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Beatlebug, SgtPeppersBulldog, Father McKenzieTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
11.43am
1 January 2017
Offline Mal: Hehe! I swapped his LSD for sleeping pills!
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Father McKenzie, Zig"Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles... "
2017:
8.43pm
14 November 2017
Offline George: “It’s nothing personal Yoko,I just don’t like you”
To fill the awkward silence that follows,Paul clips his nails while John glances at the lunch menu
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Zig, Beatlebug, SgtPeppersBulldogStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
5.39am
1 January 2017
Offline The Beatles are the first recipients to test the world’s largest hairdryer.
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Ahhh Girl, Father McKenzie, Beatlebug"Some kind of happiness is measured out in miles... "
2017:
7.18am
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline John: “Do you think these glasses will work as a disguise?”
Paul: “Maybe we should use the ones with the large fake nose attached like the ones Ringo has.”
George: “Ummmm, that’s not a fake.”
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SgtPeppersBulldog, Father McKenzie, Beatlebug, TheWalrusWasBrianTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
8.24am
14 November 2017
Offline Ringo: “Englebert Humperdinck beat us to number 1? I don’t believe that”.
Paul: “That’s what it says here. We’ll have to up our game”
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Ahhh Girl, Beatlebug, SgtPeppersBulldogStill writing the words to the sermon that no one will hear......
8.09am
Reviewers
14 April 2010
Offline Martha: “That’s right bitches. They’re all mine.”
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Ahhh Girl, SgtPeppersBulldog, Father McKenzie, BeatlebugTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
8.49am
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20 August 2013
Offline John thought bubble: I can feel your taste all the time we are apart.
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