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10.53am
28 July 2015
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SgtPeppersBulldog said
This photo was taken moments after Ringo mistook George for a microphone due to their similar heights.
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This photo was taken moments after Ringo mistook George for a microphone due to their similar heights.
Shortly before this photo was taken, Paul hit a very sudden growth spurt and everyone else magically shrank. They were all given umbrellas to cope with the sudden pain.
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Shortly before this photo was taken, Paul hit a very sudden growth spurt and everyone else magically shrank. They were all given umbrellas to cope with the sudden pain.
Paul: “Mull Of Kintyre …. Wait a minute! I’m not supposed to write this song for another 13 years!”
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George:”I can’t. There’s a bloody fly in my face!”
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Paul: *giggles* “Yeah I do, you cheeky bugger!”
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Paul: “Someone is about to Drive My Car away”
John: “In My Life , I’ve never seen someone drive so fast.
George: “I smell an album coming on.”
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10.33am
1 January 2017
Offline George: Excuse me, but is your hair edible?
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George: “I know. We’ve been at this shot so long I have to pee really bad.”
Ringo: “Me t…Oops…sorry John.”
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4.58pm
1 January 2017
Offline Paul: I say, Johnathan, George and Richard! We are about to be chased by some screaming young urchins!
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Offline John: Psst! Ringo! You’re to short to do this with!
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5.08pm
1 January 2017
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Paul:Shut up and keep playing.
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Paul: I say, Johnathan, George and Richard! We are about to be chased by some screaming young urchins!
That was awesome. 
SgtPeppersBulldog said
WHO LET YOKO IN HERE?!?!?!
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23 July 2016
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Ringo: Hu-huh, where’s me bass drum pedal.
John: Can’t you lads be any happier, we’re singing autographs for a bunch of 7 year olds and that’s all you can think about.
Paul: This could use a song.
John: Agreed, alright lads, let’s go, 1 2 3.
(the song Slow Down starts playing)
Maybe you should try posting more.
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23 July 2016
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George: Bloody hell man, where the (in the other room, Mal Evans strums an open E chord to test George Harrison ‘s Rocky Strat after restringing it) are your clothes, I mean I can see your (Neil Aspinall does a drum roll on the snare drum to test out some new drumsticks Ringo ordered him to buy) in the photo, get rid of that goddamn photo already, it’s making me feel sick just looking at it
Linda: I think it looks great
John: That was my idea, I’m going to sue you for copyright infringement of you don’t change it
Paul: I already am dumbass
Yoko: We can’t sue him John, our cover looks a lot better than his anyways
Ringo: Get that Yellow Submarine out of my face you (Gary Evans is watching TV in the other room very loudly)
Billy: I think it would look great in the collage, but not everyone wants to see you like that
Paul: I did it for the girls, especially those damned Apple Scruffs , one of them actually hid in the closet of my house to watch me take a shower, maybe if I give them a picture of my (Pete Best hops in to play some piano only to be shot by George Martin), they’ll stop doing s**t like that
George: Understood, but how should we cover your cock and bollocks
Paul: I have an idea
Yoko: I see you’re cutting out the center piece that contains your (Mal Evans is tuning John Lennon ‘s Gibson J-160E)
Paul: I thought if I used both sides but removed the center, the picture would be more usable
John: I still don’t like it
Paul: If you don’t let me put this picture in the collage, I will make sure Revolution 9 doesn’t get put on our new album and I will piss on and burn the masters
John: You silly b*****d, stupid as hell and very unintelligent, I have backups in case of that that I hide under my matress
Yoko: John
John: F(Chris Thomas is loudly playing the Hammond Organ), just take it
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1 January 2017
Offline Paul: “Excuse me, does someone by the name of @Ahhh Girl live here?”
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Offline SgtPeppersBulldog said
Paul: “Excuse me, does someone by the name of @Ahhh Girl live here?”
An observation, not a caption.
Ever since I first saw the album cover (above 6 years old as my parents had it on vinyl) I do not think George looks like George. Even now I find it difficult to accept that is George. It’s a really weird picture to select really considering you cannot see John’s face. If his sideburns weren’t so familar and Paul wasn’t there I would be arguing that it wasn’t the Beatles, even Ringo looks unRingo.
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10.03am
1 January 2017
Offline George looks a bit like Robin Gibb to me in that picture.
Anyways, back on topic…
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John: “Hey, Paulie. Who is that sitting next to Ringo? It doesn’t look like our George.”
Paul: “He said something about George being killed in a rickshaw accident. Says ‘is name is Wilbur Shears Campbell.”
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