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Ringo: Just Enjoy my Excellence
I Think that Rolling Stone should do a cover story of The Rolling Stones covering "Like a Rolling Stone" or if a Type of Beetle was named after The Beatles.
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Offline Paul: I don’t think the screaming girls can recognize us NOW!!!! [chuckles]
By hook or by crook, I'll be last in this book.
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Paul: I don’t think the screaming girls can recognize us NOW!!!! [chuckles]
First… I can’t identify what’s on the plate. I thought it might be pizza but what’s left on the plate does not look like pizza. Then I was going to make a comment with a rude joke about how two of them are sticking out their tongues but the third has his mouth open but couldn’t think of how to tie it in with whatever that thing is that’s being held up… and I’m not even sure how it’s being held up… so I gave up.
I admit defeat!
Here’s another one.
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Offline George and Ringo: Baby, you can fly my plane.
Paul: Hey let’s make a song and call it “Baby You Can Drive My Car “. More people could relate to that.
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21 September 2014
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Ringo: Look everyone, I’m on a white horse!
George (out of frame): I’d much prefer a Dark Horse … (to himself) I could do something with that…
(That’s John, by the way)
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(That’s John, by the way)
“OK maybe saying the Beatles are better than sex wasn’t such a good idea…”
I'm like Necko only I'm a bassist ukulele guitar synthesizer kazoo penguin and also everyone. Or is everyone me? Now I'm a confused bassist ukulele guitar synthesizer kazoo penguin everyone who is definitely not @Joe. This has been true for 2016 & 2017 
but I may have to get more specific in the future.
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Clang from HELP!: “Hey, Be-attle!”
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15 May 2014
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Paul: Wow, our tour for the Eskimo was a huge success!
John: But their igloos are really cold…
Ringo: I love their diet based on whale!
George (thinking): And they share their wives… um… interesting.
Now caption THIS:
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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John: Take that air!
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21 September 2014
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Paul: Want it?… Too slow!
No one I think is in my tree
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14 April 2010
Offline Lucy in the Sky said
John: I think @Starr Shine? designed this building. It has no roof.
George: Rather freeing, don’t you think?
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4 February 2014
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Ringo: “We’re so fancy…you already know…”
George: “Whats that Ringo?”
Ringo: “Oh just a song I wrote.”
John: “That couldn’t nearly match the records we’re setting on the Top 10!”
Paul: “Yeah Ringo just sing this.” (Hands lyrics to What Goes On .)
Have no picture.
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1 November 2013
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Pattie: I, Pattie Boyd, take you, Geroge Harrison, to be my husband. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life…or at least until Eric Clapton comes along.
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5.09am
8 August 2014
Offline Silly Girl said
Ringo: Will ya pour the damned champagne already?
Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!
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15 February 2015
Offline UnidentifiedFiendishThingy said
Paul: Hey John, whot’s Ringo doin’ oup thurr? I can’t see past George’s great head.
Ringo (a little too straight-faced) : John won’t wave to the fans, y’see, so I’ve got to do it for ‘im.
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Offline I promise not to hog the thread, but I just had to say…
George: Look! Is that a Fiendish Thingy? No… it’s soumthin’ else.
Ringo: Moust be one of those Unidentified Flying Coupcakes.
And I suppose Paul didn’t quite pass the eye exam:
<–I’m not near-sighted! Joust tryin’ to catch birds.)
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