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“How many Beatles does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”
They don’t need ’em, they light the room up themselves. 
Complete the title: “Twist and _____”
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parlance, Mr. Kite, Starr Shine?, StrawberryFieldsForeverGEORGE: In fact, The Detroit Sound. JOHN: In fact, yes. GEORGE: In fact, yeah. Tamla-Motown artists are our favorites. The Miracles. JOHN: We like Marvin Gaye. GEORGE: The Impressions PAUL & GEORGE: Mary Wells. GEORGE: The Exciters. RINGO: Chuck Jackson. JOHN: To name but eighty.
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Why does John sing “Please don’t wear red tonight”?
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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Offline It was his week for looking after the pet bull he and his ex had joint custody over.
What type of paper were the newspaper taxis made from?
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How many wives did Ringo have?
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What did Paul believe in when he sang “oh i believe in Yesterday “?
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Offline The ability to time travel. But he and the other Beatles found out you can only travel into the past because Tomorrow Never Knows .
What kind of animal was the loveable canine named Martha?
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Offline Martha was Paul’s pet DEER, obviously. (Says so right in the title)
What was Ringo’s primary instrument?
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Martha was Paul’s pet DEER, obviously. (Says so right in the title)
What was Ringo’s primary instrument?
The microscope.
In the song “Oh, Yoko!” who is Ringo singing about?
"If you're ever in the shit, grab my tit.” —Paul McCartney
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Offline It was actually a song aimed at helping people remember that whilst young Ox’s are dangerous and should only be approached with caution by trained specialists in light of the 1968 “incident” they are still animals and not all should not be stigmatised by the actions of the few. Yoko being an acronym for
Young
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Needless to say the song didn’t do that well in America only making number 176 in the US Billboard Charts of 1970, however in Venezuela it was a surprise hit reaching number 8.* Go Ringo.
What type of guy was John when he sang “i’m just a jealous guy”?
*This is in fact Ringo’s second highest charting single in Venezuela after ‘Las Brisas’ which reached number 3 and remained in their top 75 for 13 weeks.
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Whatever did he mean with that thing of “playing the mind guerillas”?
“Forsan et haec olim meminisse juvabit” (“Perhaps one day it will be a pleasure to look back on even this”; Virgil, The Aeneid, Book 1, line 203, where Aeneas says this to his men after the shipwreck that put them on the shores of Africa)
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Offline He liked to dress up in a gorilla costume while playing chess.
What was the song Three Cool Cats about?
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Offline Three cats that were too cool for school so they dropped out then lived their cat life. – says my friend
Why did the Beatles Break up????
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Offline Ringo had been contacted by REDACTED. They did not like his singing and wanted him to stop. He refused and REDACTED tried and failed many times to kill him. All of the Beatles movies were fictionalized accounts of the attempts on his life. Finally, in 1967, REDACTED killed Brian Epstein. They also created a mind control machine which slowly turned the Beatles against each other. An attempt was made to ruin the Beatles final released album by REDACTED’s agent Phil Spector. These events led to the downfall of the Beatles.
Who was the Nowhere Man and what was he missing?
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Offline Fascinating tale of intrigue! Of course it had to be a mind control machine
that turned them against one another.
The Nowhere Man was Paul and what he was missing was not knowing what Jane was doing when they were apart. He made another song about that relationship dynamic, too. It was titled You Won’t See Me .
What was the model of vehicle that The Beatles sang about in Drive My Car ?
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In ‘Glass Onion ‘, what flowers were bent back?
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Offline The ones that Paul left in the dirt in 1989.
Who was “The Ballad Of John And Yoko ” written about?
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