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Let down his car’s tyres and nick the aerial.
In the song ‘Medley: Kansas City /Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!’ where was Paul going to so he could get his baby back home?
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
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Offline So we can donate some clothes for her brother. Then he can use the money he has been saving up for something else.
How big is Mean Mister Mustard’s carbon footprint?
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Larger that Maxwells kill count
How many people did Maxwell kill?
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8 August 2014
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What was the name of Maxwell’s date, Joan?
Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!
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4 February 2014
Offline Oudis said
Mr. Kite said
Pattie Boyd
And hope that my _______ will come true.Your shameful erotic fantasies?
Possibly… How much of the Fifty Shades thread have you read? 
MMM’s was missed. Memphis, Tennessee!
Valerie Rose.
Who was John Lennon ‘s first son, Julian?
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John liked Yoko because she looked like a _________________. This revealed that he had _________________ leanings. Some say he also tried to ______________________ Paul, and that he referred to Paul as his ______________________. Then there was the vacation John took with Mr. Epstein where the two may have engaged in _______________ behavior together. All in all, John thought being _______________ was good fun. Unless of course he wasn’t _______________ after all.
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Offline John liked Yoko because she looked like a nun. This revealed that he had Catholic leanings. Some say he also tried to excommunicate Paul, and that he referred to Paul as his patron saint. Then there was the vacation John took with Mr. Epstein where the two may have engaged in communal behavior together. All in all, John thought being Jesuit was good fun. Unless of course he wasn’t baptized after all.
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1 November 2013
Offline Expert Textpert said
John liked Yoko because she looked like a toaster_. This revealed that he had _upside dowm___ leanings. Some say he also tried to ________unperson___ Paul, and that he referred to Paul as his ______Bonobo ________. Then there was the vacation John took with Mr. Epstein where the two may have engaged in ______boring______ behavior together. All in all, John thought being __on fire__ was good fun. Unless of course he wasn’t ___melting_______ after all.
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John liked Yoko because she looked like a _________________. This revealed that he had _________________ leanings. Some say he also tried to ______________________ Paul, and that he referred to Paul as his ______________________. Then there was the vacation John took with Mr. Epstein where the two may have engaged in _______________ behavior together. All in all, John thought being _______________ was good fun. Unless of course he wasn’t _______________ after all.
John liked Yoko because she looked like a ___”LSD”_____. This revealed that he had _______”LSD”__________ leanings. Some say he also tried to ______”Give LSD To”____ Paul, and that he referred to Paul as his _____”LSD Dealer”_____. Then there was the vacation John took with Mr. Epstein where the two may have engaged in ____”Injecting Heroine”___________ behavior together. All in all, John thought being __”High As A Kite”__ was good fun. Unless of course he wasn’t _”Junkie”_ after all.
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8 November 2012
Offline Well, Expert Texpert’s challenge seems to be the gift that keeps on giving. 
Also:
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Who was John Lennon ‘s first son, Julian?
Mortimer.
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4 February 2014
Offline @Hey Jude ! Being Kite is good fun!
John liked Yoko because she looked like a carpenter. This revealed that he had shelf leanings. Some say he also tried to hire Paul, and that he referred to Paul as his handyman. Then there was the vacation John took with Mr. Epstein where the two may have engaged in homosexual behavior together. All in all, John thought being able to build your own stuff was good fun. Unless of course he wasn’t good at it after all.
Why? Why? Says the ______ in the ______. Tell my _____, says the ______ in the _______.
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1 November 2013
Offline Why? Why? Says the John in the John, Tell my John, says the John in the John.
Joan was _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________?
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18 April 2013
Offline Joan was physical, studied very quizzical nonsense on the throne, late nights all alone with her test tube baby. Oh, oh oh oh. Maxwell Edison, majoring in petting some, gives her dog a bone. “Can I check your plumbing fixture, Joan?”
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2 June 2014
Offline @Mr. Kite Yup it is !!!
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Offline I knew it!
Well why’d he start dating Linda if he was going out with Jane? Hmmmmmmmm?? No explanation other than death.
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Offline Where does The Fool On The Hill live?
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1 November 2013
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What age are they singing about in When I’m Sixty Four?
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