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18 December 2017
Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D, after he got out of it.
Who was Lady Madonna based on?
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TheWalrusWasBrian said
Who was Lady Madonna based on?
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1 January 2017
Sweet Loretta Fart, she thought she was a cleaner, but she was a frying pan…
Why is Ringo looking at us with a spying glass on the cover of Ringo’s Rotogravure?
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14 December 2009
He’s trying to find where all the Ringo Starr album purchasers have gone. (Sorry, cruel lol )
Did George really want to do the Anthology documentary?
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Von Bontee said
He’s trying to find where all the Ringo Starr album purchasers have gone. (Sorry, cruel lol )Did George really want to do the Anthology documentary?
He did. He just took on the grouchy role in order to create an illusion that there was drama surrounding the Anthology.
Why does Richard always wear sunglasses?
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Little Piggy Dragonguy said
He did. He just took on the grouchy role in order to create an illusion that there was drama surrounding the Anthology.
Why does Richard always wear sunglasses?
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey , and for Ringo it’s his eyes.
What turns John on?
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6.32pm
15 February 2018
Feet! And Space Invaders. I can send a rather risqué image of John interacting with the latter to anyone over the age of eighteen, when provided with their home address and credit card details.
In the Beatles song Come Together , who is being described? And to who?
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John is describing William Shears Campbell to fans, in the hopes that they will identify and remove the imposter. It didn’t work.
Who wrote the Beatles song entitled ‘Everybody’s Trying To Be My Legal Official’?
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1 January 2017
Yoko. She dressed up as the Monopoly guy for that year’s Halloween party.
What are the lyrics to George’s song “Slower”?
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1 December 2009
“Slower” (Released Feb. 30, 1971. Chart position: #9 Pop, #3 R&B, #17 C&W)
ANOTHER HARRISON ORIGINAL
“SLOWER”
Slower,
It rhymes with “grower”
And not with “shower”
Which sounds just like “flower”
Yeah yeah, it sounds just like “flower”
Flower,
Don’t confuse it with “flour”,
As used to bake biscuits
And I’ll tell you this, kids
Yeah yeah, let me tell you this, kids:
[Bridge]
Well if you want to see your lawn grow longer, stop using the mower
And if your pie disappears too fast, try eating it slower
Yeah yeah yeah yeah, much slower
(slide guitar break)
Lawyer,
Lot of people say “liar”
‘Cause my lawyer’s a liar
His pants are on fire
Yeah yeah, his pants are on fire
And he tells lies in layers
Yeah, my lawyer tells lies in layers,
And layers are for cakes and lawyers are for fakes
Yeah yeah,
(Oh my lord)
And if you want your cake to last longer, try eating it slower
Yeah yeah, try eating it slower
(Wahwah slide guitar tag, record-slowing-to-stop effect)
We all know that in February of ’64, John traveled to America in a Pan-Am jet, but how did the other Beatles get there?
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18 December 2017
He didn’t want John to release to the press that “she” was him, because Paul is actually a woman and has been hiding it this whole time.
What are the names of John’s two sons, and who were the mothers?
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He didn’t want John to release to the press that “she” was him, because Paul is actually a woman and has been hiding it this whole time.
And Paul appeared out of drag in Queen’s music video for ‘I Want To Break Free’ playing Roger Taylor in drag.
I’ve been getting into Queen lately and Roger Taylor uncannily reminds me of Paul — looks and he has that really high, pure kind of tenor. Maybe his real name is William Campbell?????
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Paul and George. Ringo was the mother.
Wait , Ringo was two mothers? Oh yeah, that’s right — identical twin Richard Starkey.
Who inspired the song I Want You (She’s So Heavy)?
Yoko inspired the I Want You part and Cynthia inspired the She’s So Heavy part. John wanted Yoko because Cyn was too heavy for him. Cruel, I know, but…
What was the original working title for It’s Only Love ?
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1 December 2009
It was originally called “Its Only Love” (sic) and only acquired the familiar title when it was misspelled with the apostrophe on the album sleeve. (John later complained bitterly about the “fuckin’ EMI grammar Nazis” in “Lennon Remembers”.)
What Beatles revelations did John disclose during the famous Wenner interview?
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2.43pm
15 November 2018
He realized that Love You To did not follow the rules of grammar and yet was still released. This made him very angry, believing that the EMI grammar Nazis favored George over himself.
What was John’s preferred way of venting/letting all his anger out?
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