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Paul: Hey Ed, do you wanna…
Eddie: YES, YES !! 
What did John and Yoko do after recording “Two Virgins “?
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9 March 2017
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We all know what they did, they
went to Gary Evans 7th birthday party and gave his father a copy of their new album called Two Virgins by John and Yoko Lennon.
According to Mal Evans in his 2005 book Just Because You’re Over The Age Of 30 Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Like New Music, why did Paul McCartney refuse to play bass on Britney Spears 1998 hit song Baby One More Time and who did they get to play bass instead.
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14 April 2010
Offline His agent said Spears wanted someone to play a bass, and he misheard it as “someone to fillet a bass”. Paul’s being a veg-head made him decline. Undeterred, Spears’ camp employed the ghost of former bass player for Elvis, Bill Black.
Why did Ringo not sing more songs on Beatles albums?
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4.13pm
9 March 2017
Offline In 1964, after The Beatles released their 3rd LP A Hard Day’s Night , which was one of the first rock double LP’s, The Beatles decided that they have had enough of Ringo’s awful singing voice, so they tricked him into getting his tonsils removed, making him unable to speak.
What Beatle was well known for grave robbing and got sentenced to 10 years in prison for robbing King Henry VIII’s grave.
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14 December 2009
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Paul, but that story is only partially true. In fact, Paul only served 10 days for GRAVY robbing. In 1979, Linda had been trying to convert him to full vegetarianism and served him one of her lentil-loaf meals for dinner. Still with a great craving for meat, Paul proclaimed the meal “delicious!”, but surreptitiously dumped it into a satchel when she wasn’t looking. Then, using the excuse of going out to the studio to work on a few tracks, he drove out to King Henry VIII’s Fried Chicken & Biscuits to purchase a bucket of chicken gravy to make the meal more palatable. Finding it closed, and desperate for the taste of animal flesh, he hurled a brick through the window and broke in. Then he filled a styrofoam container with gravy and left, but not before leaving a 20-pound note and an apology written on a glossy publicity photo he had with him. Needless to say, Paul’s natural charm in leaving such a note enabled police to identify him as the culprit, and Paul didn’t contest the jail sentence. He served his time – relishing the meat-laden dishes that were served to him in jail – and commented afterwards that he found the whole experience rather relaxing, speculating that he could easily tolerate any future 10-day prison sentences that might happen to come his way.
What was the Beatles’ guitar amplifiers primarily used for?
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5.22pm
9 March 2017
Offline The Beatles treated their amps as multi tools, they used them as tables, places to sleep at night, toilets, speakers for their radio and TV, wood splitters, sleds, cars, and of course playing their guitars and basses with.
Why was John only sleeping, why wouldn’t do anything else?
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15 February 2015
Offline His amplifier was broken from too much toilet-use, spilt drinks, and wood-splitting, and he found that the only thing he could do without it working normally was sleep.
What is the name of the Beatles’ 14th canon studio album?
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9.52pm
9 March 2017
Offline I’m going to have to check The Beatles discography, luckily I have The Beatles In 5.1 Surround box set:
“Off The Beatles Track” (1962)
Side A:
The Saints
Cry For A Shadow
Side B:
Blue Suede Shoes
Shout
“Please Please Me ” (1963)
Side A:
Anna (Go To Him)
Side B:
P.S. I Love You
“With The Beatles ” (1963)
Side A:
Side B:
Money (That’s What I Want)
“A Hard Day’s Night ” (1964)
Side A:
I’m Happy Just To Dance With You
Side B:
Side C:
Side D:
“Beatles For Sale ” (1964)
Side A:
Mr. Moonlight
Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey
Side B:
I Don’t Want To Spoil The Party
Everybody’s Trying To Be My Baby
“Help !” (1965)
Side A:
Help !
You’ve Got To Hide Your Love Away
You’re Going To Lose That Girl
Side B:
“Rubber Soul ” (1965)
Side A:
Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown)
Side B:
Girl
“Revolver ” (1966)
Side A:
She Said, She Said
Side B:
“A Collection Of Beatles Outtakes” (1966)
Side A:
Side B:
“Sgt. Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band” (1967)
Side A:
Sgt. Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band
With A Little Help From My Friends
Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite!
Side B:
When I’m Sixty Four
Good Morning, Good Morning
Sgt. Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
Side C:
Side D:
Baby, You’re A Rich Man
“The Beatles” (1968)
Side A:
Back In The U.S.S.R.
The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill
Side B:
Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?
Side C:
Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey
Side D:
Side E:
Side F:
Revolution (7-inch mix)
Jubilee
Sour Milk Sea
While My Acoustic Guitar Gently Weeps
“Abbey Road ” (1969)
Side A:
Side B:
Mean Mr. Mustard
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
“Get Back ” (1970)
Side A:
Rip It Up
Shake, Rattle, And Roll
Side B:
I Want You (She’s So Heavy)
Get Back (Reprise)
“The Last Waltz” (1970)
Side A:
You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)
Side B:
It Don’t Come Easy
12 Bar Original
How Do You Sleep?
Christmas Time (Is Here Again)
“Anthology” (1995)
Side A:
All For Love
Side B:
Hiroshima Sky Is Always Blue
As we can see, Get Back is their 13th album.
What does the cover for The Last Waltz look like?
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14 April 2010
Offline It looks strikingly similar to the cover of The First Flamenco but lacks the Latino flair.
In the song ‘You Can’t Do That ‘, what is it that you can’t do?
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7.47am
24 March 2014
Offline You can’t go around saying that The Rolling Stones are better and/or greater than The Beatles… you just can’t do that.
What other famous band was usually paired to The Beatles?
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17 December 2012
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Who was the Walrus?
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15 February 2015
Offline Ringo. The other three claiming that they were all the walrus was just a decoy to prevent the public from discovering Ringo’s true identity.
You’ve Got To Hide Your ___ Away
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15 February 2015
Offline Nope. I’m just a poser; I can’t even tell them apart, they all look like J. B. with the hair, y’know?
Why did Paul overuse the phrase ‘you know’?
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11 November 2010
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The Beatles changed their name back to The Quarry Men for one day in 1967. What was the date and why did they do it?
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1.45pm
9 March 2017
Offline The name change on December 26th, 1967 was because they were embarrassed of the bad publicity from their Magical History Tour film, which critically hated due to the fact that it’s about social studies and only 1 Beatle song is ever played during the movie, I Am The Walrus is played in the background while they are looking at seals in the Sahara desert.
Why can’t The Beatles tell the difference between a seal and a walrus?
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3.58pm
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14 April 2010
Offline Because they subscribed to the incorrect theory that “if you’ve seen one pinniped, you’ve seen them all” and never bothered to learn the difference. With one errant flip of the coin, we could have been subjected to “I Am The Seal”.
How many Albert Halls does it take to fill a hole?
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15 February 2015
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How many (Uncle) Alberts does it take to fill a W/Hole Hall?
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1 December 2009
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Why is the Beatles’ Brown Album more highly regarded than their Purple Album?
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12.46am
9 March 2017
Offline Because it was a longer album, here’s the backstory:
Who can forget about The Beatles, actually almost nobody has heard of them. A somewhat obscure misbehaved rock band formed in Brighton, England in 1979 by John Lemon (1965-1989), Paul McIcedTea (born 1967), Orange Harrison (1964-2012), and Beet West (1964-1981), released their debut EP Purple, also known as Purple Rain or The Purple Album, in 1980, featuring these songs:
Release Date:
1980
Genre:
Misbehaved Rock
Label:
Record Records
Side A:
1. I Like To Draw Lots Of Pretty Pictures (On The Wall) 2:05
2. Eating Crayons 1:27
Side B:
1. Watching South Park And Repeating The Bad Words They Say In Public 2:46
Total Time:
6:18
Instrumentation:
John Lemon: Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
Paul McIcedTea: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Orange Harrison: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Beet West: Drums
The album was a success in the underground scene and is considered one of the the best misbehaved rock (which is a subgenre of rock involving people singing about being children and not following directions, often with a very children’s rock and punk rock influence) albums, it was panned by critics for it’s lyrical content, lack of bass guitar, only being 6 minutes long yet costing $25, and for claiming to be a children’s album, despite the message being about misbehaving. Also, the album failed to chart, which caused Beet to bite on a bullet and he died 2 days later in 1981 from rubber poisoning.
The Beatles knew they had to find a new drummer and while walking down the streets, they saw some guy busking using a tambourine and a clarinet, which he would bang against a tree, and decided that he would be the prefect drummer, this was none other than Mango Star (born 1965) who agreed to join the band if his friend Billy Pretzel (1961-2007) could join in as keyboardist, so they agreed and started working on their new album, Brown, often mislabeled as The Brown Album, it was finally released on June 18th, 1982, on Paul’s 15th birthday:
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Release Date:
1982
Genre:
Misbehaved Rock, Comedy Rock, Poop Punk
Label:
Record Records
Side A:
1. Dumping My Toys 2:01
2. Breaking Things With My Big Red Hacksaw 2:07
3. I Spilled Chocolate Syrup All Over The Rug 2:13
4. I’m Immature (And No One’s Better At It Then Me) 2:45
5. Being A Bad Boy At Preschool 1:57
6. Playing With My Toys (Especially Daddy’s Extra Sharp Tool Set) 2:03
7. Running In The Middle Of The Road 2:04
Side B:
1. Having A Fit At The Grocery Store 2:10
2. I Love To Drink Daddy’s Big Boy Drinks 2:00
3. The Biggest Fit You’ve Ever Seen (I Do More Than Just Smash Windows) 14:25
Total Time:
33:55
Instrumentation:
John Lemon: Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar, Acoustic Guitar on tracks 2 and 5
Paul McIcedTea: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Orange Harrison: Lead Guitar, Backing Vocals
Mango Starr: Drums, Tambourine on tracks 2, 3, 5, 8, and 9, Lead Vocals on track 6, Backing Vocals on track 9
Billy Pretzel: Piano on track 5, Organ on tracks 6 and 9
This album did a little better, peaking at #497 on the Billboard top 500 chart and spawned the single I’m Immature (And No One’s Better At It Than Me), which peaked at #412, critics also gave it better reviews, although they still panned it for being labeled as a children’s album despite the content, with one of it’s songs saying f*** 52 times, s*** 37 times, and a** 46 times. Still, no one knew about them. In fact, in 1983 when researchers interviewed 1 million people, only 2,005 of them have heard of misbehaved rock, 1,776 of them have heard of The Beatles, 1,294 of them have heard of poop punk, 986 of them have listened to at least one song by The Beatles in it’s entirety, 657 of them bought their album, and only 205 of them consider themselves fans of the band.
They never got as popular as they did with Brown, they tried again with 1985’s Black, 1987’s Red, and 1988’s Blue (it was common for misbehaved rock bands to name all of their albums after a color and to have just the color and title on odd numbered albums and just the color without the title for even numbered albums). Sadly, in 1989 John Lemon suffocated to death on lemonade from a lemonade stand that was poisoned with cyanide, this was when The Beatles decided to break up.
What are the lyrics to The Biggest Fit You’ve Ever Seen (I Do More Than Just Smash Windows)?
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