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Why not?

In the butcher cover… where is the butcher??

He was fine with it but his sister in law Moon Unit Zappa, who’s BCFU Frank was secretly married to Frank Sinatra was not so happy about the 1968 song, which is called My mother is my grandma and my sister and my aunt/My father is my brother and my cousin and my uncle, a 28 minute jazz fusion influenced freestyle instrumental with no bass part and this instrumentation:

Paul McCartney : Lead Vocals (the only two articulate vocal parts are “my mother is my grandma and my sister and my aunt”, said at the beginning and “my father is my brother and my cousin and my uncle”, said towards the end, right before he passes out on the floor), Hammond Organ, Sound Effects (drinking 13 40 oz through a sports drinking hat, belching, flatulence, throwing up, pissing his pants, yelling, kicking and screaming, falling on the floor, having a seizure)

John Lennon : Acoustic Guitar (walks out after 15 minutes, stomping loudly and punching the wall on his way out)

George Harrison : Lead Guitar (1961 Fender Stratocaster), sleeping sound effects (actually him sleeping), eating popcorn and laughing during Paul’s seizure

Ringo Starr : Drums (stopped once Paul started having a seizure)

Pete Best: Tambourine

Unknown group of 7 people from local gay bar: Jumping up and down

The reason she hated the song was because it was too long, as well as the fact that it fully displayed Frank Zappa’s incestuous desires. Also, the song was performed in one take and the song stopped after Paul became unconscious and he had to go to the hospital where he spent 4 days in a coma.

What brand of popcorn did George eat while laughing at Paul’s seizure?

Trick question, it’s because he’s on Paul’s soundtrack album, Beatles With Wings: The Musical, released in 1977 with this instrumentation and tracklist:

And this tracklisting:

3 questions this time:

1. How did they get John Deacon to play bass on the album

2. How did the songs Say Yes To Drug Dealers (Take Anything You Get From A Stranger) and All You Will Hear On The Radio Is Beeps (F*** S*** A** C*** N***** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F*** F***) get past the censors

3. How did they fit 14 tracks on one side of vinyl

If I’m not allowed to ask multiple questions, just answer the first question.

Go ahead and answer mine 

The she is actually a he, Brian Epstien, who was in love with Ringo Starr but Ringo was afraid to confess his love back to Brian because back in those days, something as simple as kissing another man could get you locked up in a mental institution, so he asked John and Timothy Leary to write a song about this, so The Beatles came up with a 12 bar blues based 17 minute disco song with a reversed guitar solo played by Fred Durst who was the guitarist in the racist Elvis parody band, White Biscuit, an Elvis tribute band who sings such songs as, such as Slavery Hotel, C**n Dog, Melonhouse Rock, All Beat Up, and of course the fan favorite Don’t Be Black.

Why did they let such a racist guitarist play on the song?

He did it back in 1968 so he didn’t have to play drums on Back In The USSR .

In the 1977 animated TV special Beatles With Wings: The Musical, who is the drug dealer who is singing Say Yes To Drug Dealers (Take Anything You Get From A Stranger) and what is the instrumentation of that song, a sample instrumentation will be provided in the spoilers so you know the format.