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Beatles Trivia – Even Easier! (put on your Beatles-as-jokesters hats to answer the questions)
18 August 2016
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The answers are all here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/….._R._Martin

Why does Ringo eat goat’s cheese?

"If you're ever in the shit, grab my tit.” —Paul McCartney 

18 August 2016
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Well, the goats were eating his cheese, so what was he to eat?

Why, why does the junk in the yard say why, why?

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18 August 2016
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The junk in the yard is highly philosophical junk and pondering the meaning of life. 

 

What is the junk in the yard? 

  1. Handlebars 
  2. Motorcars 
  3. Bicycles for two 
  4. Candlesticks 
  5. Army boots
  6. Fill in the blank: _______ 

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18 August 2016
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6. A Chinese boat in dry dock.

 

When John asked “How do you sleep?”, how did Paul respond?

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“Lying down”

Over what did Paul mull in Kintyre?

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18 August 2016
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The response to John’s How Do You Sleep?

Why did John write the song?

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18 August 2016
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The meaning of life. Like the junk in his yard, he had a philosophical bent, and he and his junk liked to wax at length on the intricacies of life. This is alluded to in ‘The Song We Were Singing’. 

Edit: I posted in response to Zig’s question before I realized Mr. Kite had already answered. 

Why did John write the son [How Do You Sleep]? 

 He was genuinely curious, but Paul wasn’t answering the phone, so he figured he’d leave a message in song. 

 

What exactly is the song they were singing? 

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19 August 2016
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This Song. 

 

Why was Paul so against making Allen “The Sixth Rolling Stone” Klein the Beatles manager? 

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19 August 2016
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Because Paul wasn’t a Roiling Groans fan. Their version of ‘I Wanna Be Your Man ‘ made him sick, and he had held a grudge against them for ruining the song (which was 95% his composition, just so you know — John may’ve added a line or two in the middle eight) ever after. 

 

What percentage of the ‘Ahhh’s in A Day In The Life are John Lennon , and what percentage are Paul? 

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19 August 2016
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Trick question. Zero percent for both.

 

Why hasn’t The Compleat Beatles been released on DVD? 

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19 August 2016
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Because DVD is too perfect a format to mar with the blatant mis-spelling of the word

‘Beetles’

 

Which Beatles song was recorded by another band before the Beatles even recorded it themselves, and which band recorded it first?

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20 August 2016
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Silly Girl said
Which Beatles song was recorded by another band before the Beatles even recorded it themselves, and which band recorded it first?  

Free As A Bird was recorded by John Lennon as a demo years before the Beatles recorded it in 1995.

Why is Ringo more young and hip than Paul despite the fact that he is 2 years older than Paul?

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"Sometimes I wish I was just George Harrison" - John Lennon

 

20 August 2016
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He’s a vampire. That’s clearly the only logical explanation. 

 

When did Ringo get bitten by a vampire? 

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20 August 2016
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William Shears Campbell said

Free As A Bird was recorded by John Lennon as a demo years before the Beatles recorded it in 1995.

John Lennon is a band? 

Necko said

When did Ringo get bitten by a vampire?   

When he shared a bed with 

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Vampire George ahdn_george_08 who accidentally bit Ringo in his sleep. George was always clingy in sleep, you know. 

 

Which two Beatles went on a hitchhiking trip together in 1957?

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20 August 2016
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Silly Girl said
John Lennon is a band?

With the logic in this game, Yes.

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20 August 2016
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John and Ringo hitchhiked to Paul’s house because they had spent all their bus money on ciggies. George was already there. Great jam session. Hasn’t been released from the Apple vaults yet, much to our consternation.

George got his fangs fixed. Why hasn’t Ringo had a nose job?

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Nobody has ever said to his face that he has a big nose. He just thinks his nose is normal. 

 

Why haven’t Paul and Ringo formed a duo that plays drum and bass music?

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They tried it, but it turned to be a kind of granny drum and bass shitty music.

Which beatle is missing in this picture?

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Which beatle is missing in this picture?

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Scottie Pippen

 

Who is the Unknown person in this picture?

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21 August 2016
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Little Piggy Dragonguy. 

 

Where is Paul “Jim” McCartney’s summer home? 

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