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2.47pm
24 March 2014
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Not a fruit, it’s after a Paul, indeed.
Why isn’t Paul holding the trumpet (as it was his first instrument) in the Sgt. Pepper ‘s cover?
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He was sick of it after (unsuccessfully) attempting to play it on Only A Northern Song .
George Martin also banned him from ever getting near a trumpet again.
Why ever in the world did George M. ever let Paul near the thing in the first place?
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2.59pm
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14 April 2010
Offline Because he was Paul Friggin’ McCartney…that’s why.
What was the inspiration for the song “I Saw Her Standing There “?
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3.07pm
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15 February 2015
Offline The number 17 was a recurring symbol in Paul’s dreams, so he wrote a song about it.
Why did George Martin let George Harrison (unsuccessfully attempt to) play violin on All You Need Is Love ?
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1 May 2011
Offline Silly Girl said
The number 17 was a recurring symbol in Paul’s dreams, so he wrote a song about it.
Why did George Martin let George Harrison (unsuccessfully attempt to) play violin on All You Need Is Love ?
He couldn’t say no considering he let Paul play trumpet on ‘Only A Northern Song ‘. Anything went after that.
What line was Yoko going to sing in ‘Hey Jude ‘ and why didn’t it happen?
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3.40pm
11 November 2010
Offline “Not when he looked so fierce.”
Many films film under fake titles to avoid visitors to the set. What was the fake title for Magical Mystery Tour ?
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1 May 2011
Offline Necko said
“Not when he looked so fierce.”
Many films film under fake titles to avoid visitors to the set. What was the fake title for Magical Mystery Tour ?
“The ‘We know what the hell we’re doing as we have a firm plot and are well organised’ Film.” Can’t get more false than that.
What did George have on his toast when he ate it all (including the crusts)?
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15 February 2015
Offline Tea. He poured the tea on his toast and ate it with a side of hash*. Needless to say it was a very soggy meal.
What kind of bottleneck did George use?
*Not the kind he was dragged to court for. This kind.
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4.31pm
1 November 2013
Offline A coke.
Why didn’t George go into accounting?
4.41pm
11 November 2010
Offline Silly Girl said
What kind of bottleneck did George use?
He used the neck of a bottle of Pabst For You Blue Ribbon, which was his favorite beer until he went to rehab.
Is Paul really dead?
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. Maybe so.
D. Only the right side of his body.
E. Two days out of the week, he is.
F. Not yet.
G. What am I, a doctor?
H. According to this nutjob website, yes.
I. According to this nutjob YouTube video, yes.
J. He is alive and dead until you open the box.
K. He died and was replaced by Elvis.
L. It’s a conspiracy.
M. He’s alive, but comatose.
N. Paul McCartney is dead, but James Paul McCartney isn’t.
O. Poke him with a stick and find out.
P. He’s alive, but sleeping. Keep your voice down.
Q. He’s alive. *knocks on wood*
R. He never existed, you idiot. None of the Beatles did.
S. Last I checked, he was. And I check often.
T. He died and was replaced by The Fireman.
U. I don’t understand the question.
V. He’s really alive, but claims he’s dead for tax benefits.
W. I think he would have tweeted about it if he had died, so I’ll say that he’s alive.
X. Other.
Y. None of the above.
Z. All of the above, including Y. None of the above.
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15 February 2015
Offline Necko, who has way too much time on his hands, orated magnificently
Is Paul really dead?
A. Yes.
B. No.
C. Maybe so.
D. Only the right side of his body.
E. Two days out of the week, he is.
F. Not yet.
G. What am I, a doctor?
H. According to this nutjob website, yes.
I. According to this nutjob YouTube video, yes.
J. He is alive and dead until you open the box.
K. He died and was replaced by Elvis.
L. It’s a conspiracy.
M. He’s alive, but comatose.
N. Paul McCartney is dead, but James Paul McCartney isn’t.
O. Poke him with a stick and find out.
P. He’s alive, but sleeping. Keep your voice down.
Q. He’s alive. *knocks on wood*
R. He never existed, you idiot. None of the Beatles did.
S. Last I checked, he was. And I check often.
T. He died and was replaced by The Fireman.
U. I don’t understand the question.
V. He’s really alive, but claims he’s dead for tax benefits.
W. I think he would have tweeted about it if he had died, so I’ll say that he’s alive.
X. Other.
Y. None of the above.
Z. All of the above, including Y. None of the above.
See the bolded text.
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Why didn’t George go into accounting?
He couldn’t get into it.
Which Beatle had odd-coloured eyes, like David Bowie?
According to the current unfinished state of my latest work-in-progress, George did.
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4.58pm
1 November 2013
Offline None since David Bowie didn’t have weird colored eyes, he had a dilated pupil.
Do any Beatles write fanfiction? And if so, of what?
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Offline Pete Best wrote McLennon fanfiction out of spite.
Did Bernard Purdie receive royalties for any of the songs he drummed on?
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15 February 2015
Offline Annadog40 said
None since David Bowie didn’t have weird colored eyes, he had a dilated pupil.
True…
Necko said
Did Bernard Purdie receive royalties for any of the songs he drummed on?
Yes, he got five gold sovereigns for his session work.
According to George, any road will take you where?
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9.06pm
8 January 2015
Offline Wherever man, without going out of my door I can know all things on earth.
How many iguanas must a Beatle walk down? (It’s more than 42 we checked).
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9.36pm
1 November 2013
Offline None cause they would swash them.
Why does Paul say no?
10.02pm
8 January 2015
Offline What is this swash you speak of?
Paul says no to pot-smoking FBI members.
What does NUJV mean?
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24 March 2014
Offline I can’t tell you, but i know it’s mine.
Where does the “crowd ambience” at the begining of Sgt. Pepper come from?
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1.28am
11 November 2010
Offline The audience that they performed in front of. Duh!
How well did Paul actually know Lovely Rita ? Was the song just a giant exaggeration?
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20 August 2013
Offline It’s one of the mysteries surrounding The Beatles. Lewisohn is tracking down some leads. Perhaps he will have a definitive answer for us before he publishes volume 2.
How many books did the Paperback Writer get published?
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