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11.18am
1 November 2013
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A ring.
“Paul McCarthyism, Will you marry me?”
Paul replied. . . .
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11.25am
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . ‘I’m so sorry, George, I’m taken. We’ll still be friends, though, right?’ he added, with a wink. ‘And she’d have you anytime, I think,’ gesturing toward the sexay platinum blonde lady.
George grinned at the prospect. ‘Yeah,’ he said, ‘true…’ and walked off, thinking to himself, ‘Mission accomplished! Successfully cheered Paul down.’
Meanwhile, the other Beatles– including George Martin– who had been watching this episode play out with great interest, picked up their guitars/drumsticks/what-have-you and began to rehearse for. . . .
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7.57am
1 November 2013
Offline The sexay lady who’s has enthralled all of the Beatles and George Martin.
“You better not take my man!” Linda said
Sexay lady turned her big amber with long perfect lashes onto Linda, “Don’t worry, I bat for both teams.” And winked at Linda
Linda responded. . .
9.20am
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15 February 2015
Offline Annadog40 said
Sexay lady turned her big amber with long perfect lashes onto Linda, “Don’t worry, I bat for both teams.” And winked at Linda
I thought her eyes were turquoise.
Linda responded, ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’ And turned back to Paul. ‘Come on, honey, let’s get you home.’
‘Hey!’ yelled John. ‘We need him here!’
‘Do I look like I can play?’ Paul shouted back.
The other three Beatles and George Martin realised that Paul was in no condition to play, with his leg all bashed up (no thanks to you, sexay lady), and so put their heads together. After some heated discussion, they decided. . . . . . .
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11.01am
1 November 2013
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That sexay lady could take his place in the band.
“Hey! I’m the bassist” Paul cried.
John responded “Yer fine, you don’t need legs to play the bass.”
2.31pm
8 January 2015
Offline Suddenly space iguanas attacked! Or so John thought, as he pawed at sexay lady and muttered incoherently.
“That’s not a space iguana John! That’s a sexay lady!” cried George.
“She looks a bit lizardy to me!” retorted John as the sexay lady struggled to get away.
“There’s no iguanas here, ” said Paul encouragingly “just us legless bassists”.
“Paul, you must play the bass to stop the iguana invasion!” demanded John and so it was that Legless Paul McCartney didst once again get to play upon the bass much to sexay lady’s disgust and she swooshed out of the studio to invade another planet for her scaly masters.
“How does it go again?” said Paul as they all prepared to play.
I'm like Necko only I'm a bassist ukulele guitar synthesizer kazoo penguin and also everyone. Or is everyone me? Now I'm a confused bassist ukulele guitar synthesizer kazoo penguin everyone who is definitely not @Joe. This has been true for 2016 & 2017 
but I may have to get more specific in the future.
3.27pm
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Offline To which George replied, “Like this,” and began playing the riff to Walk This Way.
He then stopped himself mid bad joke and began to play the first (or second really) live version of Revolution 9 .
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1 November 2013
Offline Ringo was not impressed. Since Ringo behind the other Beatles backs, practiced his guitar skills and was now a master guitar player.
“I think it’s time for a new lead guitarists!” Ringo challenged “I’ll guitar battle you for the lead role!”
George laughed and said. . .
5.05pm
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15 February 2015
Offline ‘Rock on, Rings, for George, one time! You go ahead and take the lead; I’ll just play what’s left.’
Ringo accepted and began to play what had originally been George’s guitar part from Octopus’s Garden . He played it very well, and George was mightily impressed– but not so impressed that he couldn’t play along, which he did, and the two guitarists played in counterpoint, each happily lost in the music the other was making.
…Until practical Paul said, ‘Hey! Who’s gonna play the drums?’
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8.46am
1 November 2013
Offline “You will” John said while smoking a joint.
Paul was confused “But who would play bass”
“I will” Shouted a voice it was . . . . . .. . . Stu Sutcliffe
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18 December 2017
Offline Why did this stop!?!? I shall revive this because it sounds like fun.
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7.42am
1 January 2017
Offline Stu’s ghost happily picked up Paul’s Hofner bass and began to play along.
“Are you sure you remember how to play bass after all these years?” Said Paul.
“Yeh. I practice everyday in Pepperland .”
“Pepperland ?” Said Ringo. “How comes we didn’t see you when we went there that time in the yellow submarine?”
Stu replied….
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9.29am
18 December 2017
Offline …Because I was a blue meanie. Stu then turns back into a blue meanie.
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11.03am
26 January 2017
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Paul runs for his life but Stu Meanie is just too big, and too strong. He overpowers Paul and takes him to the chief Blue Meanie, eagerly awaiting payment for his fine catch.
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12.13pm
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15 February 2015
Offline The Chief Meanie takes one look at Paul dangling in Stu Meanie’s grasp and explodes. ‘How could you think to do such a thing? We ex-Meanies only take volunteers!’ 
He then sets Paul free, and out of gratitude Paul gives the Chief an amazing concert where he plays everything, just like on the McCartney album.
Stu Meanie is quite upset at these developments and goes off to found his own evil order, together with a few non-reformed ex-Meanies. Their first mission: to kidnap Ringo and sacrifice him to the dread goddess Kahili…
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1.33pm
1 January 2017
Offline …However, Ringo has been called to Buckingham Palace to receive a knighthood.
“Thank you very much, your majesty! Peace and love! x ” said Ringo with glee. The Queen remained silent as he took a step backwards and left the room.
The Queen takes off a mask to reveal… SHE IS A BLUE MEANIE! (the real Queen was out shopping, because Ringo was not supposed to be knighted for another two hours.)
Suddenly, Stu Meanie jumps out a cupboard. “You fool! You were supposed to knock him out!”
The blue meanie said with a tear in his eye, putting the mask in jar that was kept by the door…
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2.28pm
18 December 2017
Offline “Knock him out? How could you say such a thing? This is Sir Ringo we’re talking about, and further more, VIOLENCE IS NOT THE ANSWER!!!” The Blue Meanie then pulls out a protest sign out of the hole in Ringo’s pocket and starts singing Give Peace A Chance .
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4.37pm
1 January 2017
Offline Stu Meanie then reflected on his actions for the next two hours.
“S’pose you’re right. Violence is not the answer. I don’t want to be a meanie anymore!”
Overheard by the four (or was it five?) magicians in the sky with diamonds, Stu Meanie was changed back into regular Stu. At that very moment, the real Queen returned from shopping to see a blue meanie in one of her frocks () and Stu in his shades () singing Give Peace A Chance in her throne room.
“Right. Let’s get this over with. Which one of you is Ringo?”
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