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7.36pm
1 November 2013
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Dance! The Beatles of course were happy just to dance with them so they thew a big huge party over their triumph over Grape Almond, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and everything else that attacked them for some reason.
Now nothing could stop the Beatles from putting up their new album. . .
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5.14pm
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . . . .except for the untimely arrival of Allen Klein (sadly, he is still relevant in this universe), wanting to make EVEN MORE money off the Beatles’ big reunion (as if it wouldn’t make enough) by bringing Phil Spector (yes, him too) in to produce the soundtrack to a documentary film which Allen Klein wished them to make, chronicling the Beatles’ solo years and reunion, and glossing over all but the most sugary details. Paul objected, “The album is called ‘The Love You Make’, not ‘The Money You Make’.” But Klein would not listen! So shooting began. . . . .
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9.44am
1 November 2013
Offline I guess this rule has fallen by the way side so I shall continue this
(I think we should have two people before you can go again so no people take over story)
Unfortunately when Phil started shooting, it wasn’t with a camera and the bullet was heading straight for Pete Beat who came in through the bathroom window when suddenly. .
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . . . . Nick Mason showed up, saying, ‘Hey, d’you need a drummer? I’ve been fired for being too awesome and distracting people from David [Gilmour]’s guitar solos.’ But the Beatles said no, we’re just fine with Ringo, thank you very much. But when they looked to where Ringo was sitting at his drum kit, they saw. . . . . .
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11.25am
1 November 2013
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Unfortunately since Silly Girl forgot about Phil shooting bullets with his gun, all of the bullets hit all of the Pink Floyd members all over everywhere. Phil cackled maniacly as Pink Floyd poofed out of life. The Beatles. . . .
11.29am
3 August 2012
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11.31am
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15 February 2015
Offline NOOOOO 
. . . being still the most fabulous band of all time magically survived the shooting (or perhaps they just ran and hid their heads when the first shots rang out). So when they looked at Ringo’s drum kit they didn’t see anyone there as Ringo was hiding inside his bulletproof bass drum. When Phil had finished extinguishing the lives of the second fabbest band of all time, he turned to get the no. 1 fabbest band of all time, but was stopped in his tracks by . . . .
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12.58pm
1 November 2013
Offline George Martin who swooped in though the bathroom window and after stumbling over Pete Best, he picked up Annadog40’s poofed out of life remains and threw them at Phil which then exploded the room.
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15 February 2015
Offline YAY George Martin!
. . . All except for that wondrous bathroom window, which remained in place after the room exploded. As the Beatles picked themselves and their instruments (which had also magically survived the big blow) up out of the rubble and stared at the magical window hanging in the air
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8.26am
1 November 2013
Offline Paul realizing the song writing potental moment got out a pen and paper and started to rapidly write a song about the moment.
Ringo was shocked.
“Paul, Pink Floyd just got poofed out of life! This isn’t the best time to write songs!”
Paul replied. . .
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15 February 2015
Offline . . .’Actually, it is the best time to write songs. I’m writing a tribute to Pink Floyd, so 
‘ He did not add that Ringo would hardly be one to speak of it, since he had only ever written a handful of songs anyway, because that sounded like something Faul would say. But when he picked up his guitar to bash out a few chords, he found. . . . .
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11.08am
1 November 2013
Offline That there was someone in his guitar! Paul turned the guitar upside down and found a sexay lady with platinum blonde hair that reached down to her waist with clear topaz eyes and ivory, blemish free skin. She got all them curves in all the right places and had on an outfit that showed of all dat bass and dat treble.
Everyone in the room instantly fell in love.
“Who are you?” George said mouth agape.
The woman’s perficly plump lips opened and she responded in a marvelously musical voice that not even Paul could rival with. . . .
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . ‘I am He as you are He as you are me and we are all together!’ with a special glance at George.
‘It is He (Jai Sri Krishna)!’ murmured George in breathless delight.
Paul found that he had forgotten the beginnings of his tribute to Pink Floyd song.
But then Linda, who didn’t like the way Paul was eyeballing the other lady. . . . .
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8.10am
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14 April 2010
Offline …crept up from behind.
“Bang bang” Linda’s turquoise hammer came down upon Paul’s left ulna. Not enough to maim him, mind you. She just needed to make her point that this type of behavior will not be tolerated.
Smirking as this event unfolded, George could not help thinking to himself, “…
To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
8.34am
1 November 2013
Offline ‘Thank goodness Oliva is willing to share.’
Paul fell to the ground rolling around in pain when the sexay lady said “Don’t worry, I doctor sometimes.” And kicked Paul’s leg off and build him a new one.
Paul said.. .
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15 February 2015
Offline ‘AHHH! I’m like HEATHER MILLS now!!!’
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9.39am
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14 April 2010
Offline *time out*
Now THAT’s funny!
*time in*
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10.00am
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15 February 2015
Offline Zig praised effusively
*time out*Now THAT’s funny!
Ahhh thanks. I have (very) occasional moments. 
*time in*
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10.19am
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14 April 2010
Offline Silly Girl said
‘AHHH! I’m like HEATHER MILLS now!!!’
This turned George’s smirk into a full blown belly laugh.
Through laughing-induced tears, George proclaimed, “that’s funnist thing I’ve heard since…
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10.24am
Moderators
15 February 2015
Offline . . . somebody claimed Paul was dead!’ Then he looked over at Paul, still rolling on the floor in agony, and quickly sobered. Because our Georgie lad is a nice Georgie lad and wouldn’t laugh at a mate’s suffering.
‘Ah, Paul,’ he said, coming over, ‘I have something for you.’ And out of the hole in his pocket he pulled. . . .
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