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14 April 2010
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Having renamed themselves A Crapload of Directions Over Several Seconds of Autumn, tickets had to be rush printed in order to get them out to the public in time for the show. Unfortunately, in their haste, the printers…
(seriously Ad40 – The Almond Brothers??? Sheesh!)
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(And no Police?! I guess they’re with the Allman Brothers.)
Were replaced with a single cricket with a bottle of ink.
At this point The Beatles realized everyone playing at once would make it very hard to hear anything, so decided A Crapload of Directions Over Several Seconds of Autumn would just come up to perform Revolution 9 .
Just as the opening act was being selected (cough The Police cough) suddenly,,.
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Grape Almond said ” Hey! I thought we were gonna be equals in the band! Your just putting us on one song!”
The other members agreed except for Zig who was confused as to why he was in the band.
“I give you two options Bea-tuls” Grape Almond proposed. “Either we play every song together or you will get kicked out of our band!”
The Beatles responded. . . . . .
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20 August 2013
Offline The Beatles looked each other in the eyes knowingly. It only took .00000001 seconds for them to decide they would try to make it on their own.
Grape Almond then blurted out…”
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Offline …”What’s that in the sky?!”
The Beatles looked up, and sure enough, a Fiendish Thingy was descending upon them at hyper-warp-speed, which frightened away all of the other bands, leaving the Beatles on-stage with no protection but each other and a small blue rubbery thing lying on the ground. While John and Paul and George were saying how much they loved each other, and they would protect each other if it all came to the worst, Ringo picked up the blue rubbery thing only to discover. . . . . .
and here I must stop and thank @Starr Shine? for leading me here. This thread is just my style! Thanks, AD40! 
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2.39am
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4 February 2014
Offline That it was a shapeshifting alien!
It changed shapes into Yoko and then confessed that she was the real Yoko and had been an alien the whole time!
“I chose this look becaus I knew you like men in drag, John!”
“Hmm… I’ve suddenly lost interest in you,” proclaimed Lennon.
“But wait! What does that mean about (y)our baby?!” Asked Paul!
Yoko answered:
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1 November 2013
Offline “I am your baby!” Yoko sighed
Everyone gasped
The fiendish thingie was about to crash into them! So George . . .
2.51am
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . pulled out his foldable, portable, pocket-sized Epiphone Casino and played Paul’s solo from “Taxman ” on it. He did such a terrible job that Paul was distracted from his interesting conversation with johnandyoko, and stopped to instruct George on the finer points of the fingering for the slide on the first string to the twelfth fret. Paul wanted to demonstrate the technique on George’s foldable Casino, but couldn’t for obvious reasons, and so he became so frustrated with George making such a hash of it that he. . . .
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2.54am
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4 February 2014
Offline Spontaneously combusted!
Luckily it was Faul. Macca came out from backstage carrying a sub (veggies only, thank you!) and took the mic. Yoko shape-shifted into a normal Casino and all four Beatles began rehearsals for their big show.
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15 February 2015
Offline Mr. Kite shouted
Spontaneously combusted!Luckily it was Faul. Macca came out from backstage carrying a sub (veggies only, thank you!) and took the mic. Yoko shape-shifted into a normal Casino and all four Beatles began rehearsals for their big show.
Wait , you seem to have forgotten about the Fiendish Thingy, which was still flying towards them at hyper-warp-speed. Somebody else fill in here; I’ve posted enough for one day and I have to go to bed. 
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2.58am
1 November 2013
Offline When Grape Almond, the leader of A Crapload of Directions Over Several Seconds of Autumn, walked up to the band while they were rehearing and said
“Our band challenges you to a Battle of the bands next week! If you don’t compete that means you will lose!” Grape challenged!
Before Brian could intervene, John said. . .
3.00am
1 November 2013
Offline Silly Girl said
Mr. Kite shouted
Spontaneously combusted!Luckily it was Faul. Macca came out from backstage carrying a sub (veggies only, thank you!) and took the mic. Yoko shape-shifted into a normal Casino and all four Beatles began rehearsals for their big show.
Wait , you seem to have forgotten about the Fiendish Thingy, which was still flying towards them at hyper-warp-speed.
Obviously when Faul exploded, it destroyed the Fiendish thingiy! 
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15 February 2015
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Silly Girl said
Mr. Kite shouted
Spontaneously combusted!Luckily it was Faul. Macca came out from backstage carrying a sub (veggies only, thank you!) and took the mic. Yoko shape-shifted into a normal Casino and all four Beatles began rehearsals for their big show.
Wait , you seem to have forgotten about the Fiendish Thingy, which was still flying towards them at hyper-warp-speed.
Obviously when Faul exploded, it destroyed the Fiendish thingiy!
Oh. Phew! I’ll be able to sleep better knowing that. 
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14 April 2010
Offline Annadog40 said
When Grape Almond, the leader of A Crapload of Directions Over Several Seconds of Autumn, walked up to the band while they were rehearing and said
“Our band challenges you to a Battle of the bands next week! If you don’t compete that means you will lose!” Grape challenged!
Before Brian could intervene, John said. . .
…”we will crush you, Grape! We will stomp you! Wait til you hear us jam!”. Hearing this, Paul, George and Ringo went out and started…
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1.04am
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . playing “Yesterday ” on a four-person-sized, foldup Mellotron with their toes. They did such an amazing job that Grape Almond was literally blown away by their skill and togetherness as a band, landing somewhere near Rishikesh (he was never the same after that). While George was adding a toe-played slide guitar solo in F-flat diminished Major, Paul was demonstrating his right-footedness, and John was helping Ringo improvise new lyrics about peaceandlove, when all of a sudden, a shadow fell over the four lads. . . . .
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8.38pm
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14 April 2010
Offline …that was created by the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man blocking out the sun. He was not at all amused by the latest actions of the Beatles as he hated it when anyone played any instrument with any body part below the knee. “How dare you play a Mellotron with your toes!” he bellowed. “Just for that, I’m going to…
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8.45pm
1 November 2013
Offline . . . Force you to watch every episode of My Mother The Car!”
Brian had to act fast to prevent such a horror to be inflected on the Beatles so he. . .
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . . quickly booked them a show in Israel. The Israelis were happy to see them, because they’d missed the Fabs the first time around, but the problem was, Too Many People wanted to see the Beatles’ reunion but took exception to having to travel to Israel to do so. And suddenly, Ringo wasn’t the one with the most fan mail; fans from all Across The Universe were writing them, threatening to. . . . . 
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…take over the universe, create a time paradox, and destroy the fabric of space-time if the Beatles didn’t send autographed photos, a few pieces of their own hair, an an article of their own clothing, and three bathtubs full of strawberry milkshakes to every Beatles fan in the universe.
So the Beatles…
Also known as Egg-Rock, Egg-Roll, E-George, Eggy, Ravioli, Eggroll Eggrolli...
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10.28pm
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15 February 2015
Offline . . . created a museum (in Liverpool) belonging to the populace, which included exhibits of the aforementioned items, and invited all the fans to view it. Problem solved. The Beatles could go back to doing what they did best, which was working together (most of the time) to create the most amazing and wonderful music for everybody, everywhere, of all ages, race, and species.
Or so they thought. But history never has happy endings, mainly because it doesn’t end. Because meanwhile, far away Across The Universe , there was an uprising of the awful tribe of Fiendish Mean Thingies, who rode the diamond-studded skies in Unidentified Flying Blue Cupcakes, and they wanted to. . . . .
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