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King Kong is attracted by the smell of banana’s. Everyone runs and hides apart from Statue John who offers him one. Kong takes it, looks around, finds a corner in the room and slinks off to peel it slowly and savour the fruity delight.
Brian enters the room and seeing King Kong
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Decides to use this perfect opportunity for a photo-shoot and interview with the press!
Since this is early 1980’s and all The Beatles want to reunite, he wants to get it in the news so everyone knows. He also wants to make sure his name is in the paper so the rumors that he died are put to res after 13 years.
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14 April 2010
Offline Similar to the name Faul, people begin to refer to the not-so-dead Epstein as Braux.
Quite happy to be alive and/or revived from the dead, The Beatles begin plans for a world tour. But first, they must…
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8.43pm
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Offline Get a bite to eat.
Paul, fancying Chinese food, suggests a takeaway down the road however this irks George who fancies Italian. An arguement breaks out between the two but before it gets serious they notice that King Kong has finished eating his banana and is rising from his spot in the corner and looks in the mood for
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15 June 2014
Offline a jam with the Beatles. Impressed by John’s antics on stage, Kong wants to be hired as a fifth Beatle. Else, he threatens…
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Mr. Kite9.08pm
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14 April 2010
Offline …to go ape s**t (bananas) all over them. Still arguing over the choice of takeaway, an exasperated George can be heard saying, “Look – if you want me to eat Chinese food, I’ll eat Chinese food. If you don’t want me to eat Chinese food, I won’t. Just tell me what type of food would please you and I’ll eat it.” To which Paul replies, …
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Oudis, BeatlebugTo the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.
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1 May 2011
Offline “Then eat the fecking chinese food and shut up!”
At hearing the raising of the voices Statue John and King Kong look at themselves, scan the room and realise that during all of this Pete ‘The Envy Enabler’ Best has slipped onto the stoll behind of the drums and picked up the sticks. Brian, Ringo, Mal and John meanwhile
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Start planing wedding arrangements between Paul and George in secret as an elaborate prank on the two!
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Offline …start heading towards the Chinese restaurant for the pre reunion concert dinner, oblivious to Petes presence.
As Pete begins tapping out some rudimentary paradiddles on the drums, King Kong approaches statue John, who is after all made if bananas!
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2 June 2014
Offline Statue John was standing alone and he had no one to save him from king kong. So, he gives away all the bananas to him but king Kong don’t know that John has hidden LSD in them. He ate them and…
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14 April 2010
Offline …saw a vision of Fay Wray dancing in the clouds with Lucy in the sky. Seeing this, John felt bad for making Kong trip on his own. So he took back two of the LSD laced bananas – one for himself and one for…
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Upon seeing John do this in the corner of one eye
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Offline The Banana Yoko Ono statue came to life and started to scream at king kong which caused . . .
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1 May 2011
Offline The rocks on the mountain above where they were to begin to fall. Thankfully Ringo had the hole from the ‘Yellow Submarine ‘ film in his pocket and he threw it over
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
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Offline …Yoko’s head, causing her to disappear and thus preventing any further such avalanches. Problem solved. Until…
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2 June 2014
Offline Jane starts screaming when she caught Paul singing “i wanna hold your hand” to Linda in the left corner of t he room
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1 November 2013
Offline All the while, Mr. Kite can only stare while his room gets destroyed by an avalanche
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14 April 2010
Offline …of discarded banana peels. Seeing this, Ringo and Paul offer comfort to him in the form of…
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1 May 2011
Offline A banana split. Mr Kite is not amused at their tongue in cheek reply and
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