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Overheard at the supermarket last night while shopping for a veggie tray: “The Long And Winding Road “
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Offline Not sure if I said this before but an airline here has a promo for flights to Dubai called: ‘You say Dubai, and I say hello!’
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@Zig said
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I may just be going insane, but I’m sure a cart with a squeaky wheel at the store did the end part of the horn in Admiral Halsey !
Maybe this is for the hardcore (read: nuts) Beatle fan thread….
If that was me, I would have been looking around excitedly saying, “Did you hear that? You heard that, right?!?!”.
Proving my insanity! Perfect.
So a few days ago, probably a week now, I was leaving a store wearing my uniform (a various Beatles shirt 
[twas the cavern one that day]) and some guy started yelling across the parking lot (I may have been startled if I hadn’t lived in South Florida for most of my life.) “Lennon-McCartney man! Lennon-McCartney!” While sort of patting his heart. I smiled and nodded.
Was a little strange, but he was really enthusiastic and it’s nice to know how strongly people feel about The Beatles.
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Offline Watched the Modern Family episode titled “A Hard Jay’s Night”.
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Offline That is my new favorite show! I’ll have to watch for that one. Thanks.
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22 September 2014
Offline Mr. Kite said
So a few days ago, probably a week now, I was leaving a store wearing my uniform (a various Beatles shirt
[twas the cavern one that day]) and some guy started yelling across the parking lot (I may have been startled if I hadn’t lived in South Florida for most of my life.) “Lennon-McCartney man! Lennon-McCartney!” While sort of patting his heart. I smiled and nodded.
Was a little strange, but he was really enthusiastic and it’s nice to know how strongly people feel about The Beatles.
Hey @Mr. Kite, I’m from FL too! Most of my neighbors, however, are not Beatlemaniacs. To the extent they remember who the Beatles are at all, they resent the fact that they displaced Pat Boone and Patti Page from the pop charts. 
I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'.
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Offline @georgiewood, @Mr. Kite used to live in Florida. He now lives in
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Offline @Ahhh Girl So you believe!
@georgiewood All everyone knows is that I live in New England, AG just wants me to reveal my location and by throwing out a possible place she thinks I will admit.
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Mr. Kite said
Ahhh Girl So you believe!georgiewood All everyone knows is that I live in New England, AG just wants me to reveal my location and by throwing out a possible place she thinks I will admit.
Well to be fair you did leave a lot of circumstantial evidence that points to that location
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Offline Does anyone know whether Mr. Kite is a man or a woman? 
I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'.
Kurt Vonnegut, Timequake, 1997
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Does anyone know whether Mr. Kite is a man or a woman?
Mr. Kite is an Or
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22 September 2014
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Starr Shine?I say in speeches that a plausible mission of artists is to make people appreciate being alive at least a little bit. I am then asked if I know of any artists who pulled that off. I reply, 'The Beatles did'.
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Offline georgiewood said
Does anyone know whether Mr. Kite is a man or a woman?
A woman called Golda.
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Whoa and here I thought Mr. Kite’s first name was Mister 
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Ah but that’s what (s)he wanted you to think, didn’t s(he)?
Sly bugger that Kite *puffs on e-pipe*
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INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!
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Offline @georgiewood Well, when @Ron Nasty explains it I’m a middle aged woman named Bertha.
I am, however, a…
male. Known as Mister.
@Starr Shine? You are right! I knew I should’ve stopped naming states earlier on my road trip, however I believe there are three or four states I could be in, MA is just one of the possibilities.
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Offline But Mr. Kite there is more that just that. . . .
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Offline I suggest we just ask the Americans spying on us to hack into Mr. Kite’s public records and leave the details lying around in a room with a UK agent who can either tip off a mod or leak the information to one of us.
Actually if they can just post them on the forum and a mod will delete as soon as possible that would be super.
Hello to all those spying on us, hope you’re all well, the cup of tea wasnt too bad and the biscuits were decent. I’d suggest Tetley and a dark chocolate digestive biscuit or two.
That gif is awesome by the way, 
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Offline Fun Fact: I was almost hired by GCHQ a year ago.
Anyways, today I got a hair cut and I think the barber said I looked like George Harrison . Before the hair cut though.
Only the second time someone has said that, and I don’t think I look at all like him.
Look its a thingy! A fiendish thingy!
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