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I RESENT PERFORMING FOR YOU F*****S

TELL ME WHAT DO YOU YOU KNOW

A LOT OF F*GGOT MIDDLE-CLASS KIDS

WEARING LONG HAIR AND TRENDY CLOTHES

LOOK, I’M NOT YOUR F*****G PARENTS

AND I’M SICK OF UPTIGHT HIPPIES

COMING KNOCKING AT ME DOOR

WITH A F*****G PEACE SYMBOL

GET THIS, F**K THAT

I DON’T OWE YOU F*****S ANYTHING

AND ALL I’VE GOT TO SAY IS F**K YOU

THE SKY IS BLUE

AND MICK JAGGER, I THINK THAT MICK’S A JOKE

WITH ALL HIS STUPID F*GGOT DANCING, I ALWAYS DID

WIGGLING HIS ASS YOU KNOW IT’S JUST A LOT OF BULLSHIT

AND WHERE DOES HE GET OFF SAYING

ALL THOSE TARTY THINGS ABOUT THE BEATLES

WHEN EVERY F*****G THING WE EVER DID MICK TRIED TO COPY

AND YOU KNOW WE EVEN WROTE HIS SECOND F*****G RECORD FOR HIM

NO THE STONES AREN’T EVEN IN THE SAME F*****G CLASS

AS THE BEATLES EITHER MUSIC-WISE OR POWER-WISE

AND THEY NEVER EVER WERE

PARDON ME, SIR 

PAUL SAID HE HATED YOKO

TELL ME WHY SHOULD YOKO

HAVE TO TAKE THAT KIND OF S**T

S**T FROM THOSE F*****G SONS OF BITCHES

GEORGE SAID SHE GAVE OFF EVIL VIBES

I SHOULD HAVE BEAT THE F*****G S**T

RIGHT OUT OF HIM,

HIM WITH HIS F*****G HARE KRISHNA

ME AUNTIE SHE TORE UP ME F*****G POEMS

SHE JUST THREW THE B******S OUT

I CAN’T FORGIVE HER ‘CAUSE SHE DIDN’T

TREAT ME LIKE A F*****G GENIUS

LOOK YOU B******S I’M A GENIUS

LIKE SHAKESPEARE AND BEETHOVEN AND VAN GOGH

DON’T YOU DARE CRITICIZE MY WORK! 

“DON’T WORRY KYOKO” IS ONE OF THE F*****G

BEST ROCK AND ROLL RECORDS EVER MADE!

I’M A F*****G ARTIST!

I’M SENSITIVE AS S**T!

I THROW UP BEFORE I GO ONSTAGE!

I CAN MAKE A GUITAR SPEAK!

IF I COULD BE A FISHERMAN I WOULD

BUT I CAN’T BECAUSE I’M A F*****G GENIUS!

I WAS THE WALRUS!

PAUL WASN’T THE WALRUS!

I WAS JUST SAYING THAT TO BE NICE

BUT I WAS ACTUALLY THE WALRUS! 

YOU KNOW THAT RUBBISH HE’S BEEN SINGING?

EASTMAN WAS AN ANIMAL!

A F*****G STUPID MIDDLE-CLASS PIG!

I WON’T LET F*****G ANIMALS LIKE THAT NEAR ME! 

YOKO IS A SUPREME INTELLECTUAL!

I’LL TELL YOU WHY NOBODY LIKES HER MUSIC!

BECAUSE She’s A Woman AND SHE’S ORIENTAL, THAT’S WHY! 

WHERE ARE YOU, MOTHER?

THEY’RE TRYING TO CRUCIFY ME!

GENIUS IS PAIN

GENIUS IS PAIN

GENIUS IS PAIN

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AHHHHHHH

AHHHOOOHHHAAAHHHHH….

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YOKO! MOTHER! QUACK!

TURN LEFT AT ICELAND!

OH F**K! F**K!

AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!