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15 November 2018
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ewe2 said
Beatlebug said
^Funny. I seem to recall that @ewe2 or someone once did a load of them somewhere on the forums…
I did, 3 years ago, I even know the date and I still have the pictures but I have no idea where and I have no way to track them down. Instead, I shall repeat a few:
and one more for luck:
Here you go @Beatlebug
it took me a long time to figure it out too, don’t worry. (i mean, “locution?”)
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I possess every justification upon the third planet from the sphere of plasma which inhabits the very center of the solar system, and around which orbit seven planets named mainly after various gods and goddesses from ancient cultures, to be enragedFor I have misplaced the sole young human female whom I had in my possession
If I could procure my personal choice in pathway
I would order myself to be imprisoned before the current period of 86,400 seconds has been exceeded
But this decision is not within my range of capabilities and so as an alternative my lasonacrimal ducts shall transport saline water from the lacrimal sac of my eye into my nasal cavity.
I’ll Cry Instead ?
I love this weird humour
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Oooh we’re doing this again, I too am as fatally attracted to this meme as @Beatlebug:
an ancient hipster is nigh, he gradually dances, he brandishes an ocular keepsake, he claims to be holy
he is extremely hirsute and cannot be serious about his day to day activities
his shoes are dull, he owns a ball that is filthy with what I can only describe as the dirt between toes, he knows the name of an obscure knot and attacks carbonated beverages
he says we are well acquainted and your personal freedom should be your highest priority
be adjacent, immediately, above my person
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
6.46pm
15 November 2018
Offline The male human’s financial and administrative management is of low quality
The male human’s footwear has been the recipient of a viscous secretion of some trees and shrubs that hardens on drying but is soluble in water, and from which adhesives and other products are made, which has been administered by an odobenus rosmarus
The male human’s flat-topped piece of furniture with cupboards and drawers has been given the surname of a certain Japanese multimedia artist, singer, songwriter and peace activist
The male human’s vertebral column is similar to a thin, crisp wafer often eaten with cheese or other savory topping
The male human’s lower extremeties below his taluses are not above his tibias and femurs
When the male human embraces you in his upholstered, comfortable chair
it is possible to experience his ailments
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Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
Golden Syrup cake
I have feelings of attachment to you.
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PIE is NOT SYNONYMOUS with CAKE! This offends my Southernity deeply 
(and yes — you are further south than I — all the more reason to be ashamed of yourself)
Also y’all got me Googling the lyrics to Come Together to compare side-by-side, well done lads 
The male human is a train-like amusement known for the extreme elevation changes of its tracks
The male human hath received preemptive notifications of an alarming nature
The male human possesseth dihydogen oxide liquid contaminated with small grains of rock
The male human declareth that one, repeated thrice, is equal to the amount of threeno more, no less
The male human is presumed to have a countenance which is deemed pleasing to the eye, because his countenance is difficult to discern (We have graciously allowed him the benefit of the doubt)Juxtapose thyselves, immediately, above my person!
Juxtapose thyselves, in sooth
Juxtapose thyselves, in sooth
Juxtapose thyselves, in sooth
Juxtapose thyselves, in sooth
Juxtapose thyselves, in sooth
Juxtapose thyselves, in sooth
In sooooooooth
(in background: Activate a firearm aimed in the direction of my person)
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15 February 2015
Offline I’ll start one in Forum Games, maybe: ‘Joseph Ducreaux sings The Beatles’? What do y’all think?
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8 January 2015
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PIE is NOT SYNONYMOUS with CAKE! This offends my Southernity deeply(and yes — you are further south than I — all the more reason to be ashamed of yourself)
Sorry I was speaking Dutch then – word for pie is ‘taart’ and word for cake is ‘taart’.
They’re the same thing.
They’re both delicious.
And you’re a northerner.
And I’m using too many lines for this post.
And we should stay on topic…
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I'm also ewe2 on weekends.
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^ I’d buy that book.
^One of the great mysteries of life.
^I mean both of those statements are true…
^he is right
Me: I have a math test to study for
Me to me: BUT THE BEATLES
And just for fun:
Classic John 
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4.51pm
15 November 2018
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Next time i get my phone i’ll put some more memes from beatles circle jerk on reddit, those are the GOOD memes.
good, google images is what I’ve been using and it isn’t exactly known for its top-quality content…
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TheWalrusWasBrian said
Next time i get my phone i’ll put some more memes from beatles circle jerk on reddit, those are the GOOD memes.
good, google images is what I’ve been using and it isn’t exactly known for its top-quality content…
ah, that explains the normie memes. (they still never fail me make me laugh though…)
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6.30pm
15 November 2018
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50yearslate said
TheWalrusWasBrian said
Next time i get my phone i’ll put some more memes from beatles circle jerk on reddit, those are the GOOD memes.
good, google images is what I’ve been using and it isn’t exactly known for its top-quality content…
ah, that explains the normie memes.
…? what is a normie meme?
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18 December 2017
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TheWalrusWasBrian said
50yearslate said
TheWalrusWasBrian said
Next time i get my phone i’ll put some more memes from beatles circle jerk on reddit, those are the GOOD memes.
good, google images is what I’ve been using and it isn’t exactly known for its top-quality content…
ah, that explains the normie memes.
…? what is a normie meme?
Your innocence is refreshing. it’s like… a normal meme, one that’s not… very… fresh, new, surprising. Dank, as the kids these days say.
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6.37pm
15 November 2018
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50yearslate said
TheWalrusWasBrian said
50yearslate said
TheWalrusWasBrian said
Next time i get my phone i’ll put some more memes from beatles circle jerk on reddit, those are the GOOD memes.
good, google images is what I’ve been using and it isn’t exactly known for its top-quality content…
ah, that explains the normie memes.
…? what is a normie meme?
Your innocence is refreshing.
it’s like… a normal meme, one that’s not… very… fresh, new, surprising.
that makes sense, thank you.
Dank, as the kids these days say.
DO NOT 
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