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14 January 2013
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Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
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Ahhh Girl said
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Ahhh Girl said
Good one, sky090909!!! I’ll take one with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?
Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam .
Well, I’m sure there’s nothing left in it then. She’s such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam’s parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.
Why didn’t Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?
Good one, sky090909!!! I’ll take one with lettuce, tomato, and mayo.Well you see, Mister City Policeman had to come to take it away because Mean Mr. Mustard was he was throwing salt at people while shouting obscene words. This is how it got into the possession of Doctor Robert . He then gave some to Pam as a Day Tripper , but that wasn’t enough. Pam, had one of the Apple Scruffs climb through Dr. Robert’s bathroom window and steal the shaker.
5.29am
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29 August 2013
Offline ^ OK – I’m officially lost 
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5.36am
14 January 2013
Offline Lol
Dr. Robert was working for the police department as a drug examiner before quitting to get himself a steady job.
6.08am
12 October 2013
Offline I’d ask him how the hell he didn’t know he was jamming with the remains of Nirvana when they did “Cut Me Some Slack”? That’s the best song he’s done since “Junior’s Farm”.
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Offline Paul R said
I’d ask him how the hell he didn’t know he was jamming with the remains of Nirvana when they did “Cut Me Some Slack”? That’s the best song he’s done since “Junior’s Farm”.
Nice one – coincidentally I only read about the Nirvana thing last night – very interesting. And welcome to the boards.
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Offline trcanberra said
^ OK – I’m officially lost
Yeah, sky090909 and I got to rolling on that one. We sorted the matter out. No need for you to hurt your head trying to figure it out.
Edit: You are a smart cookie. I shouldn’t have slighted you so easily. Sorry about that. I’m sure you can figure out the conversation.
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Offline Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?
Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam .
Well, I’m sure there’s nothing left in it then. She’s such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam’s parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.
Why didn’t Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?
I’m getting my lawyer in to see if I have a lawsuit case here, undue association to a debatable accusation (if Apple can sue over anything dubious then we should learn to do the same). I’m very happy to settle before it gets to that point, my demands are a curly-wurly, Paul’s new album and a can of sugar-free irn bru.
To get back on topic: Paul, are there any albums or songs you have released that you look back on and think “that wasn’t that great” or would like to rerecord?
When do we get a sequel to ‘Give My Regards To Broad Street ‘, it’s been 19 years since the first release?
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5.07pm
14 January 2013
Offline meanmistermustard said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
sky090909 said
Ahhh Girl said
Take that with a Margarita?
Answer me this first: Have you found his lost shaker of salt? Aw, heck, I ain’t waitin’ around for your answer. Margarita. Now. Pronto.
*passes Margarita*
Yes, it was on Penny Lane .
Was the salt shaker in the possession of Dr. Robert for any length of time?
Yes, but then he gave it to Polythene Pam .
Well, I’m sure there’s nothing left in it then. She’s such a party girl. Girl, did you hear about that time that Eleanor Rigby overdosed during one of Pam’s parties? She made it back to the church to go to confession, but she died before she could talk to Father McKenzie.
Why didn’t Mean Mr. Mustard keep that shaker away from his sister?
I’m getting my lawyer in to see if I have a lawsuit case here, undue association to a debatable accusation (if Apple can sue over anything dubious then we should learn to do the same). I’m very happy to settle before it gets to that point, my demands are a curly-wurly, Paul’s new album and a can of sugar-free irn bru.
Not you meanmistermustard, but the OTHER Mean Mr. Mustard. No need to bring in the courts. 
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That’s why I wrote “undue association”, it’s a very dubious claim but i’m sure a lawyer will take it on for a bite of the curly-wurly and swig of irn bru when we win.
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5.24pm
14 January 2013
Offline meanmistermustard said
How did you know you will win?
5.29pm
9 July 2013
Offline My two cents on Buffett/McCartney: “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” and “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road.” They could switch from one to the other thru-out the song.
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5.33pm
14 January 2013
Offline mccartneyalarm said
My two cents on Buffett/McCartney: “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw” and “Why Don’t We Do It in the Road.” They could switch from one to the other thru-out the song.
That could work
Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw in the Road or Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Do It in the Road?
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1 May 2011
Offline sky999 said
meanmistermustard said
How did you know you will win?
I’m happy for an out of court settlement.
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5.49pm
14 January 2013
Offline meanmistermustard said
sky999 said
meanmistermustard said
How did you know you will win?
I’m happy for an out of court settlement.
*Hands over sugar-free irn bru and curly wurly* You are going to have to wait on the cd mate
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Offline Thank you. Now I know why Apple sue everything and anything they can.
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Offline Hey Sky, thanks for negotiating a settlement with MMM. I’ll spring for the cd to keep him happy. I’ll even throw one in for you for all your hard work while I was out playing/celebrating.
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14 January 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
Hey Sky, thanks for negotiating a settlement with MMM. I’ll spring for the cd to keep him happy. I’ll even throw one in for you for all your hard work while I was out playing/celebrating.
Thank you 
Here are a few apples for that
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29 August 2013
Offline ^ and ^^ and ^^^ etc. and et al …
Whatever you folks are smoking – send some down here
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^ and ^^ and ^^^ etc. and et al …Whatever you folks are smoking – send some down here
Ha ha. Cute.
*puff* Are you sure this stuff is legal in Oz? You wouldn’t be trying to get us into trouble would you?
Back on topic:
Paul, when you start naming the number one songs you’ve had, and you are using your fingers to go along with the count, which finger do you start with?
Would you sing me a lullaby tonight?
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