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According to Spiral Pool.com, Paul is releasing his new album on May 21st.

Ex-Wings frontman Paul McCartney has announced he will be releasing a new album ‘New2’ on the 21st of next month. This will be a follow-up to McCartney’s previous album ‘New’ which was released in 2013. McCartney is quoted as saying “this’ll be a really groovy new album. I think it’ll be real hip”- suggesting that all may not be well in the famous ballet-composer’s head, Spiral Pool.com pushed for a further quote off McCartney’s publicist’s but we were simply told by the office’s temporary secretary, Mr. Bellamy, “don’t listen to what the man says”. Eyebrows are still raised over Macca’s current state and concerned queries are being mentioned about his ever present past that he continually references in his songs.

A track list has yet to be released but rumoured song titles include “The Following Day After Tomorrow”- perhaps a sequel to the musician’s 1965 hit ‘Yesterday ‘? ‘Alimony (My Love Screwed Me Good)’ and “No, I Can’t Imagine Actually”, a social statement on McCartney’s former bandmate- Geoff Britton’s political opinions. Spiral Pool.com are pleased to announce that it has been confirmed that McCartney will perform with current teenage heart-throb Jibes Turbbine, in what will definitely be a hit with the band’s famous groupies and this writer’s children will undeniably be playing it in the back seat of our car while I’m on my way to work! McCartney’s previous collaborations with current artists such as An Ran Hi and Sweaty Ken have gone to number one across the world.

However absurd the suggested tracks may be and the apparent absurdity behind the album, without a doubt scores of people will get it in the month coming up.

McCartney’s music continues to reign supreme amongst the youth, in particular at girls’ schools, where one teen Jenny Wren said “I don’t care if he only writes silly love songs, it’s great singalong junk anyways. Some people never know nor will know the great bogey music or the sweet, sweet memories that his music produces. When Paul’s music is on in the common room, we all stand together and sing every night. We’ll dance tonight to his music again”, Wren gushed.

Many others, particularly professionals, are not so keen to proclaim their admiration for the doe-eyed one, one such person who wished to have their name only in anagram form, Jenny Oh Nook Lo Noon, said “Only mama knows I listen to him, spies like us can’t be seen listening to a country dreamer like him!! I mean I went to his rock show at the Hollywood Bowl but to be seen as a McCartney fan would be so bad. Although thinking apart there are singers that have absolutely no values in comparison to Paul, at least he isn’t like that punk kid Jibes Turbbine”.

Well plans for McCartney’s new album are currently Off The Ground and we should expect to see it in stores nationwide, one of these days. Whether you love him or not how many people can say they won’t be at least slightly curious at McCartney’s new endeavour? I know this reporter certainly will be!

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