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Funny Paper said
I don’t know if you guys caught this from his appearance on that Graham Norton TV show which mja linked in the other topic, but Paul and the other guests were playing a game at one point where audience members would throw out a word and then Paul and the others would try to make up song lyrics rhyming with it.

At one point, Paul came up with a killer which somebody should flesh out into a song, if Paul doesn’t do it (if I do it, I’ll buy the rights from the Michael Jackson/Liz Taylor Estate).

An audience member from Finland suggested a word which I can’t spell (I tried to find it Googling “finnish expressions” but couldn’t find it) — something like “Ayoola”.

And here’s what Paul did with that:

Ayoola,

You couldn’t fool her,

Because she’s cooler,

Than a plastic ruler.

 

It was an awesome moment. He is a freaking genius! I think it would be Ulla. I know that is a name, and Graham Norton was asking for names that people thought would be hard to rhyme. He started doing that after he talked about some of the names that Paul had used in songs over the years.

Funny Paper said
Thanks Ahhh Girl, but I’m sure the name had one additional syllable at the beginning, like an “ah” — perhaps “Ulla” with something attached, maybe a diminutive form?

We have part of it. Hopefully someone can complete the puzzle.