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AppleScruffJunior said
Can I be the Raven to your Tara

Sure

Chapter 3.

AN: FANGS AGEN RAVEN for bein ApplescurrffJUinor! oh yeah, BTW I don’t own dis or da lyrics 4 Rolling STones.

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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. Underneath them were ripped red fishnets. Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists. I read John’s book while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC (I brotht it frum d a futers). I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. I didn’t put on foundation because I was pale anyway. I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert.

I went outside. JOhn was waiting there in front of his flying car that I enchted for him. He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (I intraduced him to future music), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!).

“Hi John!” I said in a depressed voice.

“Hi Ebony.” he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert. On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs. When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Rolling stoners.

“I see a line of cars and there all painted black

no color anymore I want them to turn black.

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer closes

I have to turn my head til the darkenss goes” sang Mick Jagger(I don’t own da lyrics 2 dat song).

“Mick is so f*****g hot.” I said to John, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice.

Suddenly John looked sad.

“What’s wrong?” I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on.

“Hey, it’s ok I don’t like him better than YOU!” I said.

“Really?” asked John sensitively and he put his arm around me all protective.

“Really.” I said. “Besides I don’t even know Jagger and he’s going out with Chrissie f*****g Shrimpton. I f*****g hate that little bitch.” I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly face.

The night went on really well, and I had a great time. So did John. After the concert, we drank some beer and asked Mick and Keith for their autographs and photos with them. We got RS concert tees. John and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but John didn’t go back into his house, instead he drove the car into……………………… Strawberry Fields!

KaleidoscopeMusic said
Can’t wait for the next chapter. I know it will be memorable. XD All those preps can GTFO.

Chapter 4.

AN: Fangz for da luvaly reveu KaleidoscopeMusic. PREPZ CAN GUFK UT!

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“JOHN!” I shouted. “What the f**k do you think you are doing?”

Johndidn’t answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.

“What the f*****g hell?” I asked angrily.

“Ebony?” he asked.

“What?” I snapped.

John leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn’t feel mad anymore.

And then…………… suddenly just as I John kissed me passionately. John climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a wall. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time together (Though since im frum the future it culd be mu first tim tecknaly lol).

“Oh! Oh! Oh! ” I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!”

It was……………………………………………………Brian Epstein!

KaleidoscopeMusic said
Brian Epstein, ruining romance since 1963. Need the next chapter is great.

I’m glad

Chapter 5.

AN: Fangz for all bein gothik nd for da prepz fr SAYING AWAY

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Brian made and John and I follow him. He kept shouting at us angrily.

“You ludacris fools!” he shouted.

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. John comforted me. When we went back to the studio Brian took us to George Martin and Derek Taylor who were both looking very angry.

“They were having sexual intercourse in Strawberry Fields!” he yelled in a furious voice.

“Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?” asked Deark.

“How dare you?” demanded George Martin.

And then John shrieked. “BECAUSE I LOVE HER!”

Everyone was quiet. Brian and Deark still looked mad but George said. “Fine. Very well. You may go to your hotel rooms.”

John and I went away while the managers and sound people glared at us.

“Are you okay, Ebony?” John asked me gently.

“Yeah I guess.” I lied. I went to my hotel and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. When I came out….

John was standing in front of the bathroom, and he started to sing ‘I just wanna live’ by Good Charlotte (I showed him future musak). I was so flattered, even though he wasn’t supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

KaleidoscopeMusic said
Key words: “ludacris,” “mediocre dunces,” and “musak.”

Thanks to Enoby, They will be making lots of musak.

Chapter 6.

AN: I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.

In the Cavern Club, I ate some Count Chocula cereal (I import from the future) with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.

“B*****d!” I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. Now he was wearing red contact lenses just like John’s. He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden. He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I’m a girl so I didn’t get one you sicko.

“I’m so sorry.” he said in a shy voice.

“That’s all right. What’s your name?” I questioned.

“My name’s Paul McCartney , although most people call me Bás these days.” he grumbled.

“Why?” I exclaimed.

“Because I’m dead.” he giggled.

“Well, I am a vampire.” I confessed.

“Really?” he whimpered.

“Yeah.” I roared.

We sat down to talk for a while. Then John came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.

KaleidoscopeMusic said
Hey I review cuz I like ur goffik stuff! i like this paul guy, he’s pretty chill werewolf.

fangz

Chapter 7. Bring me 2 life

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 1 god reviuws. n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git OIN god vons!

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Johnand I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?). I waved to Bás. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with John. Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with JOhn. We went into his room and locked the door. Then…………

We started frenching passively and we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy’s thingy in mine and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?)

“Oh John, John!” I screamed while getting an orgasm when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on John’s arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words………… BAS!

I was so angry.

“You b*****d!” I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

“No! No! But you don’t understand!” John pleaded. But I knew too much.

“No, you f*****g idiot!” I shouted. “You probably have AIDs anyway!”

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. John ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Studio 2 where bas was having a recording secession with George Martin and some other people.

“BAS MCCARTNEY, YOU M**********R!” I yelled.

KaleidoscopeMusic said
Ya here that preps revue nice or else

Ya

Chapter 8.

AN: stop flassing ok! if u do den u r a prep!

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Everyone in the studio stared at me and then Johncame into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.

“Ebony, it’s not what you think!” John screamed sadly.

My friend M’other Superior Jones smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Yoko was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Phil Spector killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Jones and not Ono. (Since she has converted to Satanism. )

“What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!” Martin demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.

“BAS, I can’t believe you cheated on me with John!” I shouted at him.

Everyone gasped.

I don’t know why Ebony was so mad at me. I had went out with Bas (I’m bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Heather, a stupid preppy f****r. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)

“But I’m not going out with John anymore!” said Bas.

“Yeah f*****g right! F**k off, you b*****d!” I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to John (since dis is the past it as tecanaly lost now) and then I started to bust into tears.

KaleidoscopeMusic said
My new favorite word is virility.

as is mine

Chapter 9.

AN: OMG SUUP PREPZ I mad a miztake she went to SRABERY FEILS Nd nto dao forbidin forrest PREPZ SUX!

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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe John for cheating on me. I began to cry against the wall where I did it with John.

Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with eyes and a nose and everything and started driving towards me on a car!! He had a nose and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was…… Phil Spector!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Phil created a wall of sound and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Phil fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Bas McCartney!”

I thought about Bas and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that John had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if John went out with Bas before I went out with him and they broke up?

“No, PHIL!” I shouted back.

Phil gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.

“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved John !”

“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.

Phil got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. “I hath telephone.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill Bas, then thou know what will happen to John!” he shouted. Then he drove away angrily on his car.

I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly John came into the field.

“John!” I said. “Hi!”

“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.

“Are you okay?” I asked.

“No.” he answered.

“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.

“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into the hotel together making out.