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Dark Overlord said
What are they using in place of sausage?
It’s been about 4 years since I’ve had them but I believe it’s soya protein and onion- tastes pretty damn good from what I can remember.
Also @meanmistermustard another HP man, good choice.
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Dark Overlord said
What are they using in place of sausage?
It’s been about 4 years since I’ve had them but I believe it’s soya protein and onion- tastes pretty damn good from what I can remember.
Also @meanmistermustard another HP man, good choice.
Mince is included. I would never eat a vegetarian sausage again after the last one I had was like eating stale cardboard.
First recipe for lorne sausage from a google search.1 lb minced beef (hamburger meat)
1 lb pork sausage.
6 ounces fresh breadcrumbs.
4 fluid ounces water.
1 1?2 teaspoons salt.
1 1?2 teaspoons ground coriander.
1 teaspoon black pepper (more if you prefer it spicier)
1 1?2 teaspoons ground nutmeg or 1 1?2 teaspoons ground mace.
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Come to Scotland and try it. Especially with Irn Bru. It’s amazing.
You can also add in a potato scone.
I once had a fried breakfast in a roll (bacon, Lorne/slice sausage, hash brown, potato scone, fried egg, black pudding & brown sauce). It was incredible but I very nearly died whilst doing so.
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Offline ^I don’t eat meat anymore so I’m afraid I can’t have it but it does look very nice.
Those frys in a roll are traditional in Ireland, they’re called a ‘breakfast roll’, very Celtic Tiger-esque food, often bought by builders early in the morning on their way to the construction sites.
A song about the ‘Breakfast Roll’ actually went to Number 1 for six weeks in 2006. It was the best selling song of that year:
You might recognise the singer as being Tom from Father Ted
The lyrics:
Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed
Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head
I don’t have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl
I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and
tight
If you’re having some tea the milks over there and you’ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well whether you’re a chippie or a sparkie or a brikie or a team just tarring the road.
Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own
If you’re working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole
There’s no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If you¹re having some tea the milks over there and you’ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache
I went to me Doctor he said that’s an artery blocker you have every morning at break
So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel
But I can’t get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you’re having some tea the milks over there and you’ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man
I have lost three stone, I’m doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian
My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning I’d sell my soul
To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If you’re having some tea the milks over there and you’ll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll
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Roasting tin (well, actually, large pyrex roasting tray).
Small new potatoes, halved carrots, quartered red onions, whole mushrooms, make up bottom layer. On top, a spatchcock chicken that’s been marinading in a red wine, garlic, chilli and pepper concoction.
Will be ready in around 40 minutes.
Eating late because heat had me sleeping lots, and only really woke up properly at around 11.
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Offline Cider.
Water! 
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Offline Sounds good to me, just make sure that no one tries to explain the difference between juice and cider so your brain doesn’t fall out.
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Offline I make my own cider, @Dark Overlord. My next batch will be interesting as I added a cup of brandy to the liquid.
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Cider.Water!
Feckin’ water 
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Offline Dressed up as a cow and got free Chick Fil A. Oh yeah, and I ate it.
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Dressed up as a cow and got free Chick Fil A. Oh yeah, and I ate it.
Did you dress up as a cow to get the free Chick Fil A?
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Did you dress up as a cow to get the free Chick Fil A?
It was a holiday yesterday where free chic fil a is given to those dressed as cows. I was in chic fil a, and saw several cows, but unfortunately I paid for my food.
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Offline @meanmistermustard, yes I dressed up as a cow to get free Chick Fil A.
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Offline What other random animal costumes do you have lying around, @William Shears Campbell?
More importantly, a Chick Fil A sounds a little, shall I say, chicken-ish. I can understand dressing up as a cow to get a beefburger, but a chicken burger?
My brain is melting…
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What other random animal costumes do you have lying around, @William Shears Campbell?More importantly, a Chick Fil A sounds a little, shall I say, chicken-ish. I can understand dressing up as a cow to get a beefburger, but a chicken burger?
My brain is melting…
Chic Fil A only serves chicken. It is built around the love of cows and wanting not to kill and eat them, thus the advertisements of cows holding crudely written signs saying “eat mor chikin” The food is unreal.
it was actually founded in my home state.
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Offline So they don’t want to kill cows but are perfectly fine with chickens being killed, that makes no sense.
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So they don’t want to kill cows but are perfectly fine with chickens being killed, that makes no sense.
In some cultures cows are sacred animals, I’ve never heard of a sacred chicken culture. Not that there may not be.
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So they don’t want to kill cows but are perfectly fine with chickens being killed, that makes no sense.
Its supposed to be a joke about how they only serve chicken, because their chicken sandwich revolutionized fast food and they used cows for advertising.
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