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1.58pm
1 November 2013
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Or made by someone on a diet who is playing pretend.
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2.03pm
23 July 2016
Offline meanmistermustard said
Here’s a carrot cake which has mustard as one of its ingredients.
What are these people thinking, it’s a cake, not a hot dog, you don’t put mustard on a cake. I think I’d rather eat a piss soaked Walmart bag like Polythene Pam .
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2.09pm
23 July 2016
Offline Starr Shine? said
Or made by someone on a diet who is playing pretend.
Don’t you think that someone who likes vegetables would eat something like a salad instead of a cake with a mixture of sweet and salad ingredients. Also, you don’t need to eat vegetables to lose weight, I ate McDonalds every day when I worked there back in the late 80’s/early 90’s and I kept my weight at around 170 pounds.
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2.11pm
1 November 2013
Offline Veggitarians pretend to eat meat (tofu chicken, tofu steak, tofu eggs) so It doesn’t see out of the question for other people who eat restrictive diets to pretend to eat cake.
2.31pm
23 July 2016
Offline I would agree with you, except for the fact that the cake would over 4,000 calories.
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2.39pm
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Offline HMBeatlesfan said
Don’t you think that someone who likes vegetables would eat something like a salad instead of a cake with a mixture of sweet and salad ingredients. Also, you don’t need to eat vegetables to lose weight, I ate McDonalds every day when I worked there back in the late 80’s/early 90’s and I kept my weight at around 170 pounds.
You don’t need to eat anything to lose weight.
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4.25pm
23 July 2016
Offline But if you don’t eat anything, you’ll have to move to 6 Feetunder drive in Coffintown, USA.
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4.26pm
1 November 2013
Offline Could live of fluids.
9.56pm
11 November 2010
Offline Starr Shine? said
Could live of fluids.
If you want to spend half your life in the bathroom.
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10.05pm
1 November 2013
Offline Could wear a diaper.
12.12pm
11 November 2010
Offline I’d rather eat solid food.
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9.52pm
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17 December 2012
Offline Does anybody have a recipe for peacock? Is it anything like grouse? I trust the fan isn’t edible? Should it be making that noise?
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9.55pm
5 November 2011
Offline I would recommend killing it before you cook/eat it
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17 December 2012
Offline @Little Piggy Dragonguy said
I would recommend killing it before you cook/eat it
So, you’re suggesting it shouldn’t be making the noise it is? I need to introduce to a condition where it doesn’t make that noise.
How do I do that (with diagrams if possible)?
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12.47am
11 November 2010
Offline I didn’t know that peacock is an animal that people eat.
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2.21am
5 November 2011
Offline Ron Nasty said
So, you’re suggesting it shouldn’t be making the noise it is? I need to introduce to a condition where it doesn’t make that noise.
How do I do that (with diagrams if possible)?
Sorry, I’m not really skilled at killing animals, but I guess maybe you could just wait until it dies on its own terms and then you could eat it.
I’m not sure if this is a diagram, but here is something:
Do you have a pet cat?
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2.50am
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17 December 2012
Offline Are you suggesting I should eat my incontinent arthritic cat of 30 years, Tiddles, to keep me going until the peacock dies of natural causes?
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2.53am
5 November 2011
Offline Ron Nasty said
Are you suggesting I should eat my incontinent arthritic cat of 30 years, Tiddles, to keep me going until the peacock dies of natural causes?
No, I’m saying you should rub peanut butter on the peacock so your cat will eat him. After Tiddles kills the peacock, but before he eats the whole bird, you take the bird away and cook it for yourself.
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3.00am
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17 December 2012
Offline But I’m allergic to peanuts and Tiddles is a stuffed toy!
These suggestions aren’t overly helpful!
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6.30am
1 November 2013
Offline Cats are meat eaters. No peanut butter.
I watched a video about how to butcher a chicken a while back, put some of what I remember in spoiler.
Step one – Feed the peacock only water for the last few days
Step two – buy a funnel that the bird can fit into
Step three – put the bird in funnel and keep it there and relax the bird
Step four – Slit the neck at the jugular, also try to get a metal prod that can be inserted into the brain to kill it faster so it doesn’t suffer.
Step five – five let the blood drain for a bit
Step six – remove the head and pluck the feathers.
Step seven – butcher the bird and separate the edible from non edible.
Could roast the bird with peas since it is a peacock and some other ingredients.
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