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Annadog40 said
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making Hugh Jackman and Wolverine honorary members, like Nacional did some years ago.
That reminds me of the fact that Bugs Bunny was a member of the marines
.Not surprised. Bugs always remained calm under intense pressure and in the presence of an armed enemy plus Elmer never managed to capture him.
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Offline Some weird laws in Massachusetts include:
A gorilla is not allowed in the backseat of any car
It’s illegal to give alcohol to hospital patients
Children can smoke, but not buy cigarettes (no wonder so many people in the local schools are smoking…)
Every man must carry a rifle to church on Sunday (which I’m 99.9999999999% positive that’s not true)
And finally, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. How idiotic were these people? There’re barely even any lions within the state!
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And finally, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. How idiotic were these people? There’re barely even any lions within the state!
Yes, but all it took was that one time, when that one guy, who did have a lion…
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natureaker said
And finally, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. How idiotic were these people? There’re barely even any lions within the state!Yes, but all it took was that one time, when that one guy, who did have a lion…
I’m sure it was covered in the “Miscellaneous furry creatures” part of the statutes 😉
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I’m sure it was covered in the “Miscellaneous furry creatures” part of the statutes 😉
trc/HKL….There’s something that only the Vatican and the Philippines have in common…… when you tie the knot in either of these places………It’s forever!!
And did you know until recently anyone looking a bit sick in the British Parliament was carted out quickly before they died?
This is because Parliament being a Royal Palace……anyone actually dying there was technically due a State Funeral.
A case, as Oscar Wild said on his deathbed quaffing champagne………..’Of dying beyond one’s means’
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Some weird laws in Massachusetts include:A gorilla is not allowed in the backseat of any car
It’s illegal to give alcohol to hospital patients
Children can smoke, but not buy cigarettes (no wonder so many people in the local schools are smoking…)
Every man must carry a rifle to church on Sunday (which I’m 99.9999999999% positive that’s not true)
And finally, it’s illegal to take a lion to the movies. How idiotic were these people? There’re barely even any lions within the state!
Oh that would not sit here so it wouldn’t, amount of times I’ve seen whiskey being given to people >.>
Can’t children legally smoke from the age of 5 in the UK? It’s only purchasing cigarettes that is illegal until you’re 18(?). I imagine it’s the same legislation here.
Here is some ancient Irish Brehon laws which I quite like:
“If a youth incites a pig by shouting at it for sport, and the pig charges at idlers in the farmyard, the pig is exempt from liability for injuries”- well I’m sure the pig’s insurance company are happy that they didn’t have to pay out.
Only on February 1st, could husband and wife separate from their marriage- so sucks to be ye if ye had a serious fallout in October and wanted it over, you’d still legally have to live together for a couple of months.
And my favourite one of all:
It is illegal to give someone food or drink where a dead mouse/weasel (we don’t have weasels in Ireland but anyways) has been found next to it.
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Offline “trc/HKL….There’s something that only the Vatican and the Philippines have in common…… when you tie the knot in either of these places………It’s forever!!“
Indeed – if we marry next year and then visit said countries we could be convicted for bigamy.
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People get their pets cosmetic plastic surgery
Are they crazy? I mean the people, not the pets….
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Offline There’s a gun called a “Revolver “. Instantly thought about you-know-who 
Also, riflery is the most dangerous safest youth sport in the US. I would’ve thought it was as dangerous as gymnastics, cheerleading, and horseback riding combined!
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Offline “Also, riflery is the most dangerous safest youth sport in the US.”
Depends which end of the rifle you are on I guess 😉
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There’s a gun called a “Revolver “. Instantly thought about you-know-who
Yeah, that was part of the pun when they named it. The other part was that a record, like, revolves, y’know?
I remember when I first saw it I thought, hmm, funny name, like the gun. The revolving record occurred to me much later.
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Offline Certainly would make Cluedo a different game – Mrs White in the lounge playing Revolver .
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Offline Prairie Dogs have a sort of language.
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Offline My dog hates prairie dogs. He likes squirrels that go up in trees where he can still see them. He gets upset when the prairie dogs disappear under the ground.
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Offline Annadog40 said
Prairie Dogs have a sort of language.
Don’t all animals.
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Every man must carry a rifle to church on Sunday (which I’m 99.9999999999% positive that’s not true)
Often with those weird laws that you hear about from time to time, they are still technically on the books, but are entirely unenforced.
In my home state of Illinois:
-Those under twenty-one years old can drink legally, but only if they are enrolled in a culinary class.
-It is illegal to hang “obstructions” from the rear view mirror of your car, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, and GPS units.
-You can be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar on your person.
In Chicago:
-Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
-It is illegal to give a dog whiskey.
-It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.
-Kites may not be flown within the city limits.
-In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb.
-It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are younger than seventeen years old and have legal permits.
Then again, given how in debt the state of Illinois is, these laws might be enforced again. So watch out, fishermen on giraffes.
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