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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! They are so friggin’ cute. I just want to give that poor koala the biggest cuddle ever even tho it would probably kill me. I’d probably be ok with that as well as its so friggin’ cute. 

It’s the perfect weapon, manipulate you with their cuteness then claw your face off.

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!! They are so friggin’ cute. I just want to give that poor koala the biggest cuddle ever even tho it would probably kill me. I’d probably be ok with that as well as its so friggin’ cute. 

It’s the perfect weapon, manipulate you with their cuteness then claw your face off.

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Indeed. You’d just be thinking “aww, how cute” whilst one is eating your face.

Even this is one so cute.

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^ Seeing as we’re trying to keep the forum more Beatles-focused, here is a koala song sung by a Beatle (no surprise that it’s Paul, Paul has written a song about nearly everything)

 

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I can’t find any photos of John with a koala :/

 

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Wasn’t ‘Ode To A Koala Bear’ about Pauls love of smoking marijuana?

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^ Knowing Paul it probably is, I think it was Joe that said on Paul’s music that the songs you think are about his love of drugs are actually about his love of a person and the songs you think are about his love of a person, are actually about his love of drugs.

 

So taking that statement, then yes, yes it is about drugs (and most likely about weed).

 

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Unless Paul did pen an ode to a koala, some kind of rally to its cuteness. Folk do go mad over their cats so why not?

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^ Exactly and horses too!

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Must be a female koala Paul is holding. His animal magnetism is keeping her from clawing that beautiful face.

Never thought I’d be jealous of a koala. But there it is. What lows I’ve sunk to.

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^ I was going to comment on that pic but I said I’d leave it to you AG.

More Paul and koalas

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(Gif won’t embed so I’ll post the link) http://stream1.gifsoup.com/vie…..cute-o.gif

^ Koala don’t care, koala don’t give a damn.

 

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Paul likes koalas apparently.

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Want.

No, not a koala.

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^ Exactly and horses too!

We’ve got to lose that koala solo. Koalas: it’s a trap.

Fact 3: there are more feral animals than humans in Australia. Feral pigs, goats, dogs, cats, camels, toads, horses, cattle, rabbits (Rabbits are feral! They were actually released here by an idiot who wanted to hunt them), foxes (see rabbits), birds (see rabbits), and we also regularly import insects like fire ants from New Zealand produce.

Just taking the cats for an example, its been estimated that in the semi-desert (and possibly main desert) areas, there could be up to 5 cats per square kilometre and they usually compete with a similar number of foxes, but you can imagine it’s pretty damn difficult to measure without literally fencing a kilometre off and trapping, which has been done. They’re wiping out native species left and right but on the other hand they eat a lot of insects too.

The toads were a hilariously disastrous attempt at bioengineering against a grub and the damn things have made it across the country and as the climate warms up are moving south. On the plus side they are poisonous so they might wipe out some unwary feral carnivores on the other hand the carnivores have wised up so they’re just poisonous and unkillable.

The camels are a legacy of exploration and itinerant traders. The cattle just wandered off like the pigs and goats and horses. The dogs (not the dingos which are native) and the foxes are a real menace to the domesticated goats and sheep here. Lots of imported birds live with us in cities, a few natives have hung on but you don’t see them much unless you live in a country area like mine, there’s too much competition from magpies, sparrows, pigeons, crows, etc. We do have a possum problem though, unusually it’s the most successful native wildlife that loves the suburbs. Oh I forgot the bats, there’s currently a war on bats. Oh and kangaroos come into town (I’m not joking) when it gets really dry out here.

Every few years people tell tall tales of giant cats stalking our national parks particularly down here in Victoria and Tasmania, its like our bigfoot. No one’s ever seen one just like no one has ever seen a surviving Tasmanian tiger (so very extinct like Tasmanian indigenous people). So that’s our feral population roundup today.

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The dogs (not the dingos which are native)

I though dingos were brought over by people 4000 years ago.

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^ Exactly and horses too!

We’ve got to lose that koala solo. Koalas: it’s a trap.

Fact 3: there are more feral animals than humans in Australia. Feral pigs, goats, dogs, cats, camels, toads, horses, cattle, rabbits (Rabbits are feral! They were actually released here by an idiot who wanted to hunt them), foxes (see rabbits), birds (see rabbits), and we also regularly import insects like fire ants from New Zealand produce.

Just taking the cats for an example, its been estimated that in the semi-desert (and possibly main desert) areas, there could be up to 5 cats per square kilometre and they usually compete with a similar number of foxes, but you can imagine it’s pretty damn difficult to measure without literally fencing a kilometre off and trapping, which has been done. They’re wiping out native species left and right but on the other hand they eat a lot of insects too.

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The camels are a legacy of exploration and itinerant traders. The cattle just wandered off like the pigs and goats and horses. The dogs (not the dingos which are native) and the foxes are a real menace to the domesticated goats and sheep here. Lots of imported birds live with us in cities, a few natives have hung on but you don’t see them much unless you live in a country area like mine, there’s too much competition from magpies, sparrows, pigeons, crows, etc. We do have a possum problem though, unusually it’s the most successful native wildlife that loves the suburbs. Oh I forgot the bats, there’s currently a war on bats. Oh and kangaroos come into town (I’m not joking) when it gets really dry out here.

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So the lesson to learn is humans shouldnt mess with the animal order on the planet because we’re stupid? Hopefully we start soon.

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So the lesson to learn is humans shouldnt mess with the animal order on the planet because we’re stupid? Hopefully we start soon.

We are animals so we are just as much a part of the animal order as leeches. Animals are evolving and adapting to living with humans. 

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So the lesson to learn is humans shouldnt mess with the animal order on the planet because we’re stupid? Hopefully we start soon.

We are animals so we are just as much a part of the animal order as leeches. Animals are evolving and adapting to living with humans. 

Leeches dont go adding species to countries they shouldn’t be in or breeding animals in weird ways to try and eradicate some perceived threat to a crop.

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 breeding animals in weird ways to try and eradicate some perceived threat to a crop.

Nature does that on it’s own some of the creatures in the world are very strange.

 

Leeches don’t go adding species to countries they shouldn’t be

Why shouldn’t they be, the original creatures flew swam or hitched a ride on some floating logs, aren’t some stow away animals doing the same thing with humans boats. What about us humans? Should we have all just stayed in Africa since we shouldn’t be anywhere else? The animals that are with us have evolved and adapted to humans so that they could prosper.

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So the lesson to learn is humans shouldnt mess with the animal order on the planet because we’re stupid? Hopefully we start soon.

We just have a long dumb history of doing stupid things with animals here. The toad situation is completely overwhelming. We are literally being plagued by them. In general the only successes we have against feral animals are on surrounding islands vs rats, cats and rabbits.

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I though dingos were brought over by people 4000 years ago.

They were, now they are a threatened species because they can’t compete with feral dogs. But I think 4k years is enough to cut them some slack.

If you’re interested here’s some further reading http://www.pestsmart.org.au/pe…..l-species/ I forgot all about the carp, they’ve ruined our native fish populations in our rivers. Another introduction of course.

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Does anyone know of any free software or such that can correct the speed and pitch of a song? I have a song that runs way too slow but i’m nowhere near musically capable of fixing it myself.

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Does anyone know of any free software or such that can correct the speed and pitch of a song? I have a song that runs way too slow but i’m nowhere near musically capable of fixing it myself.

Audacity

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Yeah but not knowing anything about pitch or anything i i need something to tell me when the track is returned to its correct speed, pitch, tone etc. Audacity only allows you to do it yourself. 

Maybe there is an app.

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