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29 August 2013
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Necko said
HongKongLady said
And @Starr Shine? can we barrow you’re 40 dogs to check the venue wedding, for sure don’t have any bombs,Having a security staff is important.
So now we have a finance/PR manager and a head of security. The entourage grows!
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29 August 2013
Offline parlance said
Haha, I think California allows ULC ministers. If not, there are a hell of a lot of invalid marriages here.[SNIP]
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Mississippi is apparently the only jurisdiction that has tested that in a higher court.
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@Zig we need you in our wedding ceremony to sing the wedding song,
Wedding Song:
Ob-La-Di,Ob-La-Da-La
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17 February 2015
Offline Necko said
HongKongLady said
And @Starr Shine? can we barrow you’re 40 dogs to check the venue wedding, for sure don’t have any bombs,Having a security staff is important.
You are double purpose @Necko the Ring bearer and the Security
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29 August 2013
Offline HongKongLady said
Necko said
HongKongLady said
And @Starr Shine? can we barrow you’re 40 dogs to check the venue wedding, for sure don’t have any bombs,Having a security staff is important.
You are double purpose @Necko the Ring bearer and the Security
It’s okay @HongKongLady as @Starr Shine? is going to manage the security now.
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18 March 2013
Offline Heather Mills is on the telly tonight talking about her marriage to Paulie- will tell ye if anything interesting pops up.
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Offline Is she not under a court order saying that she is to keep it shut if she wants to keep the money?
Might as well do the norm and call her a greedy money-grabbing unlikable bitch.
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18 March 2013
Offline meanmistermustard said
Is she not under a court order saying that she is to keep it shut if she wants to keep the money?Might as well do the norm and call her a greedy money-grabbing unlikable bitch.
That’s what the presenter said “talking about life with and after McCartney” but me no know.
Here is the live-stream for anyone who can watch it- starts at 9:30 and I have no idea when Heather is coming on. So I apologise firstly for ye having to watch stupid politicians yap on about crap.
Semi interesting fact: The Late Late Show is the world’s second longest running chat show.
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parlance sang in the dead of night
Haha, I think California allows ULC ministers. If not, there are a hell of a lot of invalid marriages here.I just looked up the Wikipedia article, and I didn’t realize all 4 Beatles were/are ULC ministers. The whole reason I joined was because John Waters belonged.
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Wouldn’t you love for your marriage to be ordained by a Beatle? 
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29 August 2013
Offline Silly Girl said
parlance sang in the dead of night
Haha, I think California allows ULC ministers. If not, there are a hell of a lot of invalid marriages here.I just looked up the Wikipedia article, and I didn’t realize all 4 Beatles were/are ULC ministers. The whole reason I joined was because John Waters belonged.
parlance
Wouldn’t you love for your marriage to be ordained by a Beatle?
@Mr. Kite do you think you could manage to arrange this? 
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Offline I’ll contact Paul and Ringo and see what I can do.
Ringo looked right at me at the concert though, so we’re basically best friends now. I can probably arrange it. 
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18 March 2013
Offline I’m a Dudeist priest (the slowest growing religion in the world- based on The Big Lebowski.)
I also consider myself an adequate preacher for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monste, if you wanted a Pastafarian wedding?
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Offline AppleScruffJunior said
I also consider myself an adequate preacher for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monste, if you wanted a Pastafarian wedding?
I once said here that I could see John being a devout Pastafarian in his old age.
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Offline Anyone else who watched Comic Relief? Dreadful and boring
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Offline I’m suffering it just now as it was recorded and then skipped thru.
The only good thing was the 10 second appearance of the Chuckle Brothers the rest has been so painful; faux outpourings of sadness mixed in with dreadful comedy. The money raising is great but the rest annoys me tremendously.
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parlance said
AppleScruffJunior said
I also consider myself an adequate preacher for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monste, if you wanted a Pastafarian wedding?I once said here that I could see John being a devout Pastafarian in his old age.
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Has anyone ever heard of the computer game Run? (The platform game where the little alien is trying (i.e. not really trying, if you read all the stuff in Run 3) to get home) Because the alien is a Pastafarian. It’s revealed in Run 3 (at least I’m pretty sure). Even though I’m just learning about the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Offline Hey @Starr Shine? , today is March 14, 2015 (3/14/15).
Happy Pi Day!
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8 January 2015
Offline AppleScruffJunior said
I’m a Dudeist priest (the slowest growing religion in the world- based on The Big Lebowski.)
I also consider myself an adequate preacher for The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monste, if you wanted a Pastafarian wedding?
Me too! I treasure my copy of the Dude De Ching:
49. The World of Pain Of Others
The Dude does not distinguish between Lenin and Lennon;
He looks for the ones who will benefit;
This affects all of us.
He digs those who are a Lebowski;
He also digs those who are not a Lebowski;
That’s terrific.
He does business with those who are wrong;
He also does business with those who are not wrong, but are just a******s;
He doesn’t want to be a hard-on about this.
He is in harmony with the World;
So he abides the Worlds of others.
You know, it’s just a game, man.
Mark it 8.
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