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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
27 February 2015
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Well you’re no fun, no crack for you mmm.

Remember kids if a stranger offers you drugs, accept them because drugs are expensive so they obviously think a lot of you!*

 

*ASJ does not endorse in a way the use/possession of illegal drugs in your home country. She is instead trying to fill in a bit of space in the message. Do not pay her heed, she only talks bollocks and annoyingly writes in the 3rd person.

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27 February 2015
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Annadog40 said

Is there anything else  mods can do to spammers?

Joe just wants us to “report and delete”. We listen to what the man says.

27 February 2015
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AppleScruffJunior said
Well you’re no fun, no crack for you mmm.

Remember kids if a stranger offers you drugs, accept them because drugs are expensive so they obviously think a lot of you!*

 

*ASJ does not endorse in a way the use/possession of illegal drugs in your home country. She is instead trying to fill in a bit of space in the message. Do not pay her heed, she only talks bollocks and annoyingly writes in the 3rd person.

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8 If i could thank that post more than once i would.apple01

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27 February 2015
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meanmistermustard said 

All you need to bribe me is a glass bottle of irn bru and a curly wurly tho i’d suggest you throw in tetley tea to seal it.

Deal, you shall expect your delivery in 2-3 working days.

In other sad, sweet news: The pink Cadbury’s Snack bars are being discontinued :'( And production of ‘Time Out’ bars is being moved from Ireland to Poland.

T’is a sad week for the sweet business 

 

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Necko said

Zig said

Ahhh Girl said

You all should see the pop quizzes Joe subjects the 3 of us to!

Right! For example:
If “Spammer A” posts at a rate of 25 words per post and “Spammer B” at a rate of 68 words per post, solve for X.a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

Also, whose train reaches Phoenix first?

Expert Textpert said
I could be going home from the office early due to snowy weather, but instead I have a doctor’s appointment and my wife is driving in crazy traffic to pick me up (because we only have one car and I take the train to work).

Two unrelated posts in a row, both of which mention trains.  Freeeaaaky…

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27 February 2015
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Ahhh Girl said

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Is there anything else  mods can do to spammers?

Joe just wants us to “report and delete”. We listen to what the man says.

They can use them to tighten bolts.

Edit: I just noticed you said ‘spammers’ not ‘spanners’- woops! :P

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“A Spammer In The Works” by John Lennon

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Paul: Yeah well… first of all, we’re bringing out a ‘Stamp Out Detroit’ campaign.

         

27 February 2015
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Von Bontee said
“A Spammer In The Works” by John Lennon

There is an Annadog edit of that to be made I’m sure!

 

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27 February 2015
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Necko said

Zig said

Ahhh Girl said

You all should see the pop quizzes Joe subjects the 3 of us to!

Right! For example:
If “Spammer A” posts at a rate of 25 words per post and “Spammer B” at a rate of 68 words per post, solve for X.a-hard-days-night-ringo-14

Also, whose train reaches Phoenix first?

The one with the llamas.

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Llamas you say?

 

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Hey.

I'm Necko.  I'm like Ringo except I wear necklaces.

I'm also ewe2 on weekends.

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Hullo.

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meanmistermustard said on Nov. 20:
Am dumping this here as i dont think it warrants being placed anywhere else.

Daily Mail report on Sir Peter Blake’s newest collage – small independent UK businesses. The Daily Mail reports it as a recreation of the Pepper cover, i’d argue that its not and they are using the Pepper cover and Beatles connection to try and make it a wider appealing story.

They’re doing it again. :-)

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parlance said

meanmistermustard said on Nov. 20:
Am dumping this here as i dont think it warrants being placed anywhere else.

Daily Mail report on Sir Peter Blake’s newest collage – small independent UK businesses. The Daily Mail reports it as a recreation of the Pepper cover, i’d argue that its not and they are using the Pepper cover and Beatles connection to try and make it a wider appealing story.

They’re doing it again. :-)

parlance

So sticking lots of peoples faces in a picture is now considered a recreation of the Pepper cover?! Not sure which word is best to describe my thoughts on that but if the Pepper cover looked something like that one it wouldn’t come close to being a classic album cover. 9 year olds do better jobs when happened a couple of magazines, safety scissors and child-friendly glue.

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So, apart from sleep, what are some good things to do at 2.30am?

Oh, and any ideas have to be things that won’t wake my son up. 

And make that 3am – sigh!

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