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The answer is
Its a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
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See? That’s why he’s a Mod and the rest of yas are mere Members.
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Zig said
Ahhh Girl said
You all should see the pop quizzes Joe subjects the 3 of us to!
Right! For example:
If “Spammer A” posts at a rate of 25 words per post and “Spammer B” at a rate of 68 words per post, solve for X.
But @Zig, how often do they post? What is X that you’re searching for?! Where did you see her last? Do you really want to find her? Sounds maddening!!
I’m happy with my clipboard! 
(I’m about to double post… Sorry)
[Edit: my phone said did not find…]
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Offline The last post would’ve been to long if I added all of this, an then people would skip over this funny anecdote!
Zig said
AppleScruffJunior said
That and I like JW, they are great craic!
Thanks to you and Google, I learned a new word today.
I found some craic researching craic!
Put simply, having craic is having a good time or a laugh. However, due to an unfortunate similarity in pronunciation with a well-known and illegal narcotic substance, not everyone gets the right idea about it. Apocryphal stories abound of unlucky Irish travellers who have had their innocent search for craic misinterpreted. In one well-known example from Paris, two Irish lads saunter down the boulevard, musing out loud on what to do and good places to find some craic. Their plans for the evening are, somewhat naturellement, misunderstood by a nearby eavesdropping gendarme.
“Looking for ze crack, mais non,” cries the gendarme before slapping handcuffs on the unfortunate pair and whisking them off to the nearest Parisian police station where, needless to say, they do not encounter much craic that particular evening.
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Offline The craic on this forum lads is ninety.
Story horse? @Zig
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The answer isIts a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
I’ll give you some crack if you don’t ban me
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Offline Mr. Kite said
Zig said
Ahhh Girl said
You all should see the pop quizzes Joe subjects the 3 of us to!
Right! For example:
If “Spammer A” posts at a rate of 25 words per post and “Spammer B” at a rate of 68 words per post, solve for X.But @Zig, how often do they post?
Doesn’t matter. Once is one to many.
What is X that you’re searching for?!
We’re never searching. Far too muuch like hard work.
Where did you see her last?
Where she was last seen.
Do you really want to find her?
It comes as red.
Sounds maddening!!
There is a huge sense of happiness reporting a spammer and then deleting the post. If we didnt have that we’d have to start being strict around here and thats too much hard work and would interrupt the tea drinking.
I’m happy with my clipboard!
Glad to hear it. When is your yearly exam taking place?
(I’m about to double post… Sorry)
[Edit: my phone said did not find…]
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Offline AppleScruffJunior said
meanmistermustard said
The answer isIts a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
I’ll give you some crack if you don’t ban me
Ze crack?!
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Offline Mr. Kite said
The last post would’ve been to long if I added all of this, an then people would skip over this funny anecdote!Zig said
AppleScruffJunior said
That and I like JW, they are great craic!
Thanks to you and Google, I learned a new word today.
I found some craic researching craic!
Put simply, having craic is having a good time or a laugh. However, due to an unfortunate similarity in pronunciation with a well-known and illegal narcotic substance, not everyone gets the right idea about it. Apocryphal stories abound of unlucky Irish travellers who have had their innocent search for craic misinterpreted. In one well-known example from Paris, two Irish lads saunter down the boulevard, musing out loud on what to do and good places to find some craic. Their plans for the evening are, somewhat naturellement, misunderstood by a nearby eavesdropping gendarme.
“Looking for ze crack, mais non,” cries the gendarme before slapping handcuffs on the unfortunate pair and whisking them off to the nearest Parisian police station where, needless to say, they do not encounter much craic that particular evening.
To do a colloquial spiel- you wouldn’t really say you “found craic”- you say you ‘had craic’. So it would be:
The craic was had researching craic 
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Offline Thanks, ASJ. Wasn’t sure, but I thought if you could look for crack you could find it!
Thought it would work like “I found some fun in doing [insert activity]”.
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AppleScruffJunior said
meanmistermustard said
The answer isIts a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
I’ll give you some crack if you don’t ban me
Ze crack?!
Yes
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AppleScruffJunior said
meanmistermustard said
The answer isIts a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
I’ll give you some crack if you don’t ban me
Erm… What do you mean by “crack”?
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ASJ… Best. GIF. EVER.
You know… After:
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@meanmistermustard I don’t know the exact date I was given my title/clipboard (you’d think that date would be recorded on the clipboard), but it should be in a few months.
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.AppleScruffJunior said
meanmistermustard said
The answer isIts a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
I’ll give you some crack if you don’t ban me
Erm… What do you mean by “crack”?
Coc-H+Cl? + NaHCO3 ? Coc + H2O + CO2 + NaCl
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Ahhh Girl said
You all should see the pop quizzes Joe subjects the 3 of us to!
Right! For example:
If “Spammer A” posts at a rate of 25 words per post and “Spammer B” at a rate of 68 words per post, solve for X.
Also, whose train reaches Phoenix first?
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The train that is.
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Offline AppleScruffJunior said
meanmistermustard said
.AppleScruffJunior said
meanmistermustard said
The answer isIts a spammer, ban their sorry ass.
I’ll give you some crack if you don’t ban me
Erm… What do you mean by “crack”?
Coc-H+Cl? + NaHCO3 ? Coc + H2O + CO2 + NaCl
All you need to bribe me is a glass bottle of irn bru and a curly wurly tho i’d suggest you throw in tetley tea to seal it.
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