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The "Incredibly Impossible to Derail This Thread" thread
18 September 2014
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Anyone know where i can get a post countdown clock from. Very soon i’ll be hitting the 9900’s and 100 and less before 10k. 

I hope you have got a massive gift for me if/when i do break 10,000. Otherwise who knows what i might do.a-hard-days-night-paul-7

Can the Forum handle a five digit post count? Will this create a Y2K-like scare? Will servers crash? Planes fall from the sky?

Oh no!! It’s mmm10K!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! paul-mccartney

Not another forum crisis! Maybe MMM’s post count will revert to one! Either way we must prepare a gift or the forum will become one big thread!

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18 September 2014
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Maybe there is another level to the forum. A place where that question is definitively answered with no arguments, where talk of PiD and other theories never appear, where Paul and Ringo hang out in their spare time with all their mates laughing, joking and reminiscing, and where links are posted granting unhindered access to the Apple vaults.heart

 

I’ve had this in my head for the last 10 days. No matter what i play it comes back. 

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meanmistermustard said
Maybe there is another level to the forum. A place where that question is definitively answered with no arguments, where talk of PiD and other theories never appear, where Paul and Ringo hang out in their spare time with all their mates laughing, joking and reminiscing, and where links are posted granting unhindered access to the Apple vaults.heart

Or maybe that other level to this forum is a rehab center that will try to curb your forum addiction! a-hard-days-night-ringo-6

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18 September 2014
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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8It would be foolish and ultimately futile to try such a measure.

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ahdn_paul_06 It would be cool once you reach 10000, all of the post counts reset and the top ten lists move a lot quicker and become more fun

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@meanmistermustard said
Maybe there is another level to the forum. A place where that question is definitively answered with no arguments, where talk of PiD and other theories never appear, where Paul and Ringo hang out in their spare time with all their mates laughing, joking and reminiscing, and where links are posted granting unhindered access to the Apple vaults.heart

Just try as hard as you can to describe the Carnival Of Light to us! And tell Ringo and Paul we said hello.

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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Sorry but if you’re not in the club you dont get the privileges.a-hard-days-night-paul-11

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ahdn_paul_06 I wonder if that fabled 10000 forum area exists, would that mean that you can’t enter this part of the forum with that account

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Annadog40 said
ahdn_paul_06 I wonder if that fabled 10000 forum area exists, would that mean that you can’t enter this part of the forum with that account

Hanging out with Paul and Ringo and listening to Apple’s stash of goodies any time i choose or hanging out here?a-hard-days-night-paul-7 

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19 September 2014
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No idea where to put this – 3 Things the Beatles Can Teach You About Content Marketing

But, if the marketer tries to spam our happy little forum, the mods and admin will take care of business. a-hard-days-night-john-5

19 September 2014
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a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Yip. I’ll make the tea, Zig can get the biscuits out the packet and on the plate, and you can do the talking to make him feel at home.

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meanmistermustard said

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Yip. I’ll make the tea, Zig can get the biscuits out the packet and on the plate, and you can do the talking to make him feel at home.

I’ll sweet talk him until you and @Zig come in and lower the boom. SCORE! Another one bites the dust.

EDIT: Then, when daddy Joe comes home and sees that someone has been messing around, he yanks the account or takes away all the bad guy’s posting privileges.

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Ahhh Girl said

meanmistermustard said

a-hard-days-night-ringo-8Yip. I’ll make the tea, Zig can get the biscuits out the packet and on the plate, and you can do the talking to make him feel at home.

I’ll sweet talk him until you and @Zig come in and lower the boom. SCORE! Another one bites the dust.

EDIT: Then, when daddy Joe comes home and see that someone has been messing around, he yanks the account or takes away all the bad guy’s posting privileges.

Uhhh. I thought a group hug and giving out cupcakes. 

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^ If only this forum had a dungeon that you guys can send the bad users till Joe goes on

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Annadog40 said

^ If only this forum had a dungeon that you guys can send the bad users till Joe goes on

Just picture Joe walking into the torture thread and yanking the bad guy up by the hair on his head.

mmm, the group hug comes after we take care of business.

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So is our approach all peace and love until we go all ‘Run For Your Life ‘ when folk come on and spam the place?

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You got it. The mods and admin are here to help provide the best experience possible for the majority of folks who visit the forum. People really don’t want to know about hocus pocus potions for building muscle mass when they visit the songs portion of this forum. Ban their sorry, spamming backsides!

19 September 2014
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And don’t come on here with shady marketing practices to try to sell us a book that we already enamoured of.

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Annadog40 said

^ If only this forum had a dungeon that you guys can send the bad users till Joe goes on

I think you should design it. After all, you seem to be the architect of the Beatles Bible House. Can’t wait to see your plans for the Beatles Bible Dungeon. Go nuts, Anndog40!

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To the fountain of perpetual mirth, let it roll for all its worth. And all the children boogie.

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