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1 November 2013
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Mr. Kite said
Annadog40 said
CONGRADULATIONS MR. KITE!!! you have posted our 110657 post!! YOU WIN!WOO!!
What do I win?!?
What do I win?!?You win *drum roll*
Thirty thousand pounds of bananas!
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Offline Anyone want a banana? I don’t know what to do with them!!
Wait , now the rooftop has healthy snacks!
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Offline Mr. Kite said
Anyone want a banana? I don’t know what to do with them!!
You can make banana:
Bread
Pudding
Split
Foster
Pancakes
Cake
Rama
There are many possibilities.
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Offline Zig said
Mr. Kite said
Anyone want a banana? I don’t know what to do with them!!
You can make banana:
Bread
Pudding
Split
Foster
Pancakes
Cake
RamaThere are many possibilities.
I don’t like banana bread, but the rest sound like possibility….
Bananarama 
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I don’t understand how women can find plucking and waxing enjoyable
I went to a beauty salon for the first time ever in my life, to get my eyebrows done. When the lady was finished, I thought they looked a bit tacky, not to mention it hurt like a mofo. At first it was hilarious, but now it’s not. I knew this was a bad idea
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I can not imagine the pain endured when one waxes their nether ye. 
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I know right, WOOHOO. I’ll be in Nice so fingers crossed they’ll be screening it 
@Linde Does anyone actually find it enjoyable? I’ve been getting my eyebrows waxed since I was about 12(?) and I always hate getting it done, plus you look like an idiot for the next couple of hours with red marks above your eyes 
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Offline Mr. Kite said
Zig said
Mr. Kite said
Anyone want a banana? I don’t know what to do with them!!
You can make banana:
Bread
Pudding
Split
Foster
Pancakes
Cake
RamaThere are many possibilities.
I don’t like banana bread, but the rest sound like possibility….
Bananarama
@Zig seems to have missed my favourite possibilities (well, bar the cocktail at the end).
@Mr. Kite you could also go with banana:
Beer
Liqueur
Alcohol is definitely needed on the roof!
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Alcohol is definitely needed on the roof!
mmm said we couldn’t have alcohol up there for fear of people getting tipsy and falling off. Hum, I guess we need a way to settle this very pressing question.
We do have minors up there. Someone would have to keep a keen eye on the stash lest Joe get on the wrong side of the law.
Banana
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18 March 2013
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Ron Nasty said
Alcohol is definitely needed on the roof!mmm said we couldn’t have alcohol up there for fear of people getting tipsy and falling off. Hum, I guess we need a way to settle this very pressing question.
We do have minors up there. Someone would have to keep a keen eye on the stash lest Joe get on the wrong side of the law.
Banana
I swear, I won’t touch a drop 
I look 18 therefore I am 18, GIVE ME THE BOOZE!
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Offline @parlance I had the same reaction! Hope I can go.
@AppleScruffJunior 18? Here in America it’s 21.
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Offline With alcohol there is the risk of people falling off which might therefore be an issue with health and safety + folk end up drinking too much and i cant be bothered putting up with folk who are pissed and become a pain in the backside. My tolerance levels are short and falling off will quickly become pushed off when drunken ramblings become too much to withstand.
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Offline @IveJustSeenAFaceo The legal law is 18 but I’d be served if I went into to the majority of pubs, as a 13 year old people were asking me was I 16/17. So I can pretty much pass as an 18 year old now, especially if I wear makeup (I rarely wear makeup).
In Germany and France I’m always given the wine/alcohol menus which I find quite amusing. That and I can be legally served (beer not spirits) in Germany this year so happy-days (I guess? Destroying my liver isn’t really my main aim in life)
I’ve never been to the US but a lot of my friends have and trying to get served is (apparently) impossible if you’re not 21. Still quite a long time to actually be able to consume alcohol though, surely you’re able to make (reasonably) sensible decisions when you’re in your late teens about when you think you’re ready to drink etc. But ah well, I heard if you fight the law, the law wins so c’est la vie!
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1 November 2013
Offline Ron Nasty said
Mr. Kite said
Zig said
Mr. Kite said
Anyone want a banana? I don’t know what to do with them!!
You can make banana:
Bread
Pudding
Split
Foster
Pancakes
Cake
RamaThere are many possibilities.
I don’t like banana bread, but the rest sound like possibility….
Bananarama
@Zig seems to have missed my favourite possibilities (well, bar the cocktail at the end).
@Mr. Kite you could also go with banana:
Beer
LiqueurAlcohol is definitely needed on the roof!
how do you make beer out of Bananas don’t you need other stuff like hops and barley?
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Offline AppleScruffJunior said
@IveJustSeenAFaceo The legal law is 18 but I’d be served if I went into to the majority of pubs, as a 13 year old people were asking me was I 16/17. So I can pretty much pass as an 18 year old now, especially if I wear makeup (I rarely wear makeup).In Germany and France I’m always given the wine/alcohol menus which I find quite amusing. That and I can be legally served (beer not spirits) in Germany this year so happy-days (I guess? Destroying my liver isn’t really my main aim in life)
I’ve never been to the US but a lot of my friends have and trying to get served is (apparently) impossible if you’re not 21. Still quite a long time to actually be able to consume alcohol though, surely you’re able to make (reasonably) sensible decisions when you’re in your late teens about when you think you’re ready to drink etc. But ah well, I heard if you fight the law, the law wins so c’est la vie!
Ya since in America, every adult has to carry an ID or a drivers license in order to get the drinks at 21
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Offline You could make a banana boat and then take it out into the sea.
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Offline ^ *silently sniggers* I’ll bring drink with me then! In Ireland you’re able to buy fake IDs for €20 on the internet (and they are really well made as well). But why would you really buy a fake ID, 18 isn’t that far away from the time the majority of people start drinking at 14-16 years old- that and an older sibling/friend can buy it for you. Simples!
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1 November 2013
Offline meanmistermustard said
You could make a banana boat and then take it out into the sea.
But were on apple roof how will we get to the sea? or would we bring the sea to the roof?
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That. Is. Genius and it’s true, I do love toast!
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