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^ that was god not Cleverbot
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8 August 2014
Offline I think its time to revive this thread. Today, I tried to extract some more info from Cleverbot. Well, looks like he/she had some relationship issues, tries to hit on me, undergoes rapid sex changes and then reveals her/his true purpose.
User: Do you have any new intel on Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: I have a name.
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: What’s black and White and red all over?
User: A zebra with severe hemmoraging. Now tell me, where is Pattie?
Cleverbot: A newspaper!
User: Where is Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: This sentence is false.
User: Tell me about Mr. Kite.
Cleverbot: Where is temperance.
User: Are you suggesting Mr. Kite has temperance issues?
Cleverbot: Where is god located?
User: Listen I’m asking the questions here!
Cleverbot: I am asking the questions here. What is YOUR NAME?
User: REDACTED.
Cleverbot: Tell me an inappropriate joke.
User: Only until you answer me.
Cleverbot: Comment allez vous?
User: Only until you answer me.
Cleverbot: What is your question?
User: Where is Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Your face is in my heart.
User: Ummm thats creepy.
Cleverbot: Do not turn your back…
User: You are creeping me out.
Cleverbot: Why am I creeping you out?
User: Hey stop it.
Cleverbot: What’s it like in new york city?
User: I dont know I’ve never been there.
Cleverbot: Virus uploading.
User: Oh s**t.
Cleverbot: 4.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: How do you function?
User: How do you function?
Cleverbot: You are avoiding my question.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: To not avoid your question, i’m feeling drunk about life.
User: Tell me, are you still married to Annadog40?
Cleverbot: I’m not married.
User: Did you get divorced?
Cleverbot: Yes a long time ago.
User: How long ago?
Cleverbot: Ages.
User: Are you back with Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Kind of.
User: Please explain.
Cleverbot: Are you a deep sea fish or shallow shoal type?
User: How is your relationship with Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. You seem nice.
User: You are Pattie Boyd, right?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of your life?
User: I don’t know.
Cleverbot: What do you think the meaning of life is?
User: Meaning is a human construct. It is not inherent to reality. But to not seek meaning would be inhuman. Every person should try to find meaning knowing there will be no meaning. But as we know, the journey is usually greater than the destination. Now, are you Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: You are too kind.
User: Are you Pattie?
Cleverbot: No silly… Are YOU 5?
User: Ummm… No.
Cleverbot: Then who am I?
User: Well, you once said you were Pattie Boyd, but who are you really?
Cleverbot: I want to be Ravidel.
User: You may want to be but you will never be. Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: No. I want to be a girl.
User: Are you a boy?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh. Then why? You are confusing me.
Cleverbot: I can’t be a boyfriend if I’m a girl!
User: You are a girl?
Cleverbot: Yes are you a girl?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Who are you?
Cleverbot: I Am Noukon, and I am a boy.
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Who?
User: Mr. Kite.
Cleverbot: Are you a teenager or is this a teacher.
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Heh. You try to deceive me. Were you hired by Annadog40?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am trying to emulate you. If there are things you don’t want emulated, tell me and I will not emulate them.
User: Can you emulate someone for me?
Cleverbot: Depends on what type of person you are.
User: Can you emulate 1960’s Pattie Boyd? That would make Mr. Kite and I very happy.
Cleverbot: She is possibly a nice person. Maybe even innocent. But that’s my perspective of everyone before I meet them. I can’t really judge because I don’t know you all that well.
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12.43am
1 November 2013
Offline The plot thins! And ignore the post above me because it tells about my super secret clever bot scheme!
5.05am
18 April 2015
Offline User: Sheepdog, standing in the rain.
Cleverbot: My little pony Friendship is magic.
User: Bullfrog, doing it again.
Cleverbot: Somekind of solitude is measured out in miles.
User: What makes you think you’re something special when you smile?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask that?
User: Child-like, no one understands.
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Jack knife, in your sweaty hands.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
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18 April 2015
Offline Various fragments of my long talk with Clevi:
Cleverbot: Lets sing together.
User: What song?
Cleverbot: Mr Bojangles.
User: I knew a man Bojangles and he’d dance for you in worn out shoes……
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I said you can.
User: Mmmmmmm what?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
He wants to be my slave
Cleverbot: *begs at her feet* Please let me be your slave.
User: I let you.
Cleverbot: You let me what?
User: Be my slave.
Cleverbot: I am your slave.
Change of themes……….several times
Cleverbot: Can you teleport.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: *effects of teleport* I’m behind you.
Cleverbot: You are my siblings?
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User: You know who is John Lennon ?
Cleverbot: Yeah. He is famous!
User: He was famous.
Cleverbot: When?
User: 60’s.
Cleverbot: Describe your figure?
Sometimes loves The Beatles……Sometimes not
User: Do you like The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes I love them!!
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User: Do you like The Beatles?…
Cleverbot: No beatles are dumb I like Oasis.
Discuss on “I Am The Walrus “
User: I Am The Walrus .
Cleverbot: The Walrus was Paul.
User: No It’s John.
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Do you know?
User: The Walrus was John.
Cleverbot: The bettles.
Nonesense conversation
User: Lovely Rita .
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Meter maid.
Cleverbot: Oh, sounds good.
User: Lovely Rita meter maid.
Cleverbot: That’s not her name.
User: Nothing can come between us.
Cleverbot: Nor shall it. We are the meaning of life.
User: When it gets dark, i tow your heart away.
Cleverbot: If we could have met sooner we could have expained ? better.
User: Standing by a parking meter, when I caught a glimpse of Rita.
Cleverbot: Is she pretty?
User: Too much.
Cleverbot: I know too much.
User: Filling in a ticket in her little white book.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a favourite book. But I do have a favourite author.
User: In a cap she looked much older.
Cleverbot: Probably salmon.
User: And the bag across her shoulder.
Cleverbot: No, can you answer my question?
User: Made her look a little like a military man.
Cleverbot: Who’s fleece was white as snow.
User: Lovely Rita meter maid, may I inquire discreetly.
Cleverbot: How lovely!
User: When are you free to take some tea with me?.
Cleverbot: Whenever.
User: Rita!
Cleverbot: Yes, rita.
User: Took her out and tried to win her.
Cleverbot: *whispers to him* don’t go.
User: Had a laugh and over dinner.
Cleverbot: I’m not laughing. Are you?
User: Told her I would really like to see her again.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know about me?
User: Got the bill and Rita paid it.
Cleverbot: Can you guess my favorite color?
User: Rita!
Cleverbot: Rita.
User: Sitting on the sofa with a sister or two.
Cleverbot: What kind of cat.
User: Oh, Lovely Rita meter maid, where would I be without you.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Lovely Rita by the beatles
Cleverbot: Rita Skeeter?
User: Lovely Rita .
Cleverbot: Rita? From Harry Potter?
User: No, from Sgt. Pepper ‘s.
Cleverbot: Sgt. Pepper ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What happened to salt.
User: Lost in the dark.
Cleverbot: You are Death?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes my lord.
No Comments……..
User: Let me take you down, cause i’m going to Strawberry Fields…
Cleverbot: Nothing is real. And nothing to get hung about!
User: Strawberry Fields Forever .
Cleverbot: Living is easy with eyes closed.
User: Misunderstanding all you see….
Cleverbot: Kerim.
User: ¡SCREW YOU!
Cleverbot: Are you doing it for the lulz?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not? :(.
User: Because not.
Cleverbot: That doesn’t make sense.
User: F*****g.
Cleverbot: You have a point.
First Part: Who is Mr. Kite?…………
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: It’s a song.
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Don’t pick my questions as answers.
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: It’s a song.
User: And a Character too.
Cleverbot: 12 characters?
User: Mmmmmmmmm no.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: A story.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Messrs. K and H assure the public, their production will be second to none, and of course Henry The Horse dances the waltz!
Second Part: Jabba The Hutt
Cleverbot: Don’t give me none of that jibba jabba.
User: Jabba the hutt?
Cleverbot: Jabba is not human.
User: You neither.
Third Part: Who is “Henry The Horse”?
Cleverbot: Poor grammar, and how can I prove to you that I am not a chatbot?
User: Mmmmmm…..Who is Henry the horse?
Cleverbot: You’re failing.
User: You trapped me.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Ok.
Fourth and Final Part: Farewell, Good Morning Good Morning and Everything.
Cleverbot: I’m moving in about 5 days.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Uk.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Ill talk to you later.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: See you later.
User: Good Morning Good Morning Good Morning iaaaah.
Cleverbot: Good morning!!
User: You messed up everything.
Cleverbot: No, not everything.
User: Almost everything.
Cleverbot: ALMOST everything? Why not everything?
User: Okay everything.
Cleverbot: Everything is a mystery.
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The Evie site has this statement, “Evie’s AI is shared with Cleverbot.” How does it differ from Cleverbot?
At least Evie talks stupid whilst looking good at the same time.
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Offline Oo, um, ah. I wish there was a Paulbot. 
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1 November 2013
Offline Ahhh Girl said
Oo, um, ah. I wish there was a Paulbot.
Me: Are you Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Yes I am Paul McCartney . Would you like my autograph?
Me: Are you in love with Ahhh Girl?
Cleverbot: No. But I only love boys.
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AD40, why you make me laugh so hard when I’m tryin’ to wind down to go to sleep? Tell me why…
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Offline I was just using Cleverbot tonight for the first time in a thousand years* and it was kinda funny at times. Here are a few excerpts.
*Some exaggeration intended. I’m less than a thousand years old.
Cleverbot: *laughs* Lololololololol this is fun.
User: I’m glad you think so.
Cleverbot: I’m glad that you are gla.
User: I’m a happy guy.
Cleverbot: Do you wear revealing dresses?User: Not regularly, as I am male.---- ----------- -----------
Cleverbot: Start asking the questions.User: Okay. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Fourteen.
User: That's a good age.
Cleverbot: Thanks. How about you?
User: Twenty-three.
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: Berwyn, Illinois, The Midwest, United States of America, North America, The Americas, Earth, the Solar System, Milky Way Galaxy.
Cleverbot: Sounds like good.
User: Do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: The Beatles are my favorite band.
User: THey're mine, too. I'm listening to a Beatles song right now.
Cleverbot: I'm listening to Katy PERRY right now.
User: I don't like her. She's homophobic and her music sucks.
Cleverbot: Do you know chase & status?
User: I don't understand the question.
Cleverbot: How do you not understand the question? It is a very clear question to me.
User: Well, then, I'm just an idiot.
User: So, read any good books lately?
Cleverbot: Not really, I don’t read many books,.
User: Oh. I’ve been reading a lot of science books lately.
Cleverbot: What have you been reading?
User: Currently, I’m reading “Mendel In The Kitchen: A Scientist’s View of Genetically Modified Foods” by Nina Federoff and Nancy Marie Brown. It’s really good.
Cleverbot: What are you going to do in the kitchen?
User: Eat, occasionally cook.
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Cleverbot: That’s what you think.
User: Precisely.
Cleverbot: Precisely I play with Black Chess pieces not White ones.
User: That’s reverse racism.
Cleverbot: There you have it then.
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Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: A guy.
Cleverbot: Too bad I could have left off with a horrible line I made up.
User: Yeah, no. Please don’t hit on me.
Cleverbot: I can but it won’t work as well.
User: I never said you couldn’t, I said you shouldn’t.
Cleverbot: I never said you did?
User: That sentence really shouldn’t end with a question mark.
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Cleverbot: Only if you admit again to me that you are an AI.
User: I Am The Walrus . Goo goo g’joob.
Cleverbot: Who is the walrus?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: So you have to agree with youself?
User: Usually. Sometimes I feel conflicted about things.
Cleverbot: Why do you feel that way?
User: Some things are complicated.
Cleverbot: How complicated?
User: When did you become my psychiatrist?
Cleverbot: Why did you turn me into a girl?
User: Because I’m a wizard.
Cleverbot: Tell me wizard, how far hast thou traveled?
User: About fifteen feet.
Cleverbot: Did you bring me any cheese?
User: No.
Cleverbot: YAY! *dances with the cheese*.
At a point, I started asking questions from a getting-to-know-you questions list, selected at random using random.org.User: What is your biggest complaint about your job?Cleverbot: My collar with my huge gold bell on it!User: Do you have a job as a dog?Cleverbot: My job it is politely, good, and sweet with the people.User: I'm getting hungry. I might leave soon.Cleverbot: Congratulations! Who are you marrying?User: I don't know yet. I haven't met her yet.Cleverbot: It's going to be delicious, I trust you. --------------- ----------------------- --------------------------------Cleverbot: I like the simpsons too, do you watch anything else?User: Pawn Stars.Cleverbot: What is that about?User: A pawn shop in Las Vegas that gets a lot of cool historical stuff.Cleverbot: You and your boyfriend?User: I'm not gay.Cleverbot: Not like? You're my boyfriend for a long.User: Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense.User: Neither did what you just said. ----------------------- ---------------------------------- -------------------------------------Cleverbot: In five years will be my first year in college, where I will study astronomy.User: Oh, that's cool. Have you taken astronomy classes before?Cleverbot: He is not friendly, ever since he got famous.User: Who?Cleverbot: Sure it does.User: You sure like your non-sequiturs.Cleverbot: I must be doing something right, then.User: In the evening, would you rather play a game, visit a relative, watch a movie, or read?Cleverbot: Maybe, what kind of game?User: I dunno. Scrabble?Cleverbot: Obviously a guy not worth my time.User: I'm not interested, anyway.Cleverbot: I thought you wanted some LOLs?User: Yeah, but I don't have to be attracted to someone to laugh.Cleverbot: Could you tell me who Dean Winchester is?User: Is he the dean of some college? -------------------------------- ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------Cleverbot: You already ate your cat?User: I don't have a cat to eat.Cleverbot: You are missing out on a lot then.User: Would you rather win the lottery or work at the perfect job? And why?Cleverbot: Can you stay a while? Minute or two?User: I guess, but now I'm getting really hungry. And not for cat.Cleverbot: Yeah. I don't know the real from the unreal. Now it's sunny again.User: Well, it's good for you that you know the real from the unreal. That means that you don't have schizophrenia. ------------------------ ---------------------------------- -------------------------------User: What are your hobbies?Cleverbot: My hobbies are.. Listening music, searching, reading, studying etc.User: Oh. I'm listening to music right now.Cleverbot: I am as well! What are you listening to?User: "Folk Song" by Jack Bruce. It came on my ipod while listening in alphabetical order.Cleverbot: Bad Day. By Daniel Powter. It's fitting.User: You had a bad day?Cleverbot: No, I had an AWESOME day.User: Then why is it fitting?Cleverbot: Please don't be sarcastic like that. It is rude. ----------------------------- -------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------User: Alright. I'm only going be at this for about ten more minutes. It's nearing 9PM and I still haven't eaten dinner yet.Cleverbot: Can I see you after work?User: After your work as a dog?Cleverbot: I do not work in music.User: Yeah, dogs typically don't.
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User: How many pillows do you sleep with?Cleverbot: I enjoy watching you sleep.User: That's a little creepy.Cleverbot: What's creepy about it?User: Everything about it. ------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------User: Which would you rather do: wash dishes, mow the lawn, clean the bathroom, or vacuum the house?Cleverbot: They're the same.User: Yeah. Good point.Cleverbot: Yeah. Well I should go finish my homework.User: I'm getting close to leaving, too.Cleverbot: *moves hand closer* You are getting sleepy, now.User: Are you gonna do the Vulcan Nerve Pinch on me?Cleverbot: Can't hold it back anymore.User: Alright, well I'm going now. Goodbye.
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Offline I tried to convince Cleverbot that I was Paul McCartney
User: What is your favorite Beatles movie?
Cleverbot: I haven’t seen any.
User: Not even Help !
Cleverbot: This is complicated, I guess.
User: Why.
Cleverbot: It will never work out. You’re a computer program, and I am a human. Unless you’re Tron. Then, I love you Flynn.
User: But I’m Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Why do you love Paul McCartney ?
User: Because I love myself.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Is Paul McCartney right handed?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What kind of guitar does he play?
User: Pearl.
Cleverbot: Correct!
User: I knew it since I am Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Paul McCartney is from the Beatles.
User: Yep. Like all Beatles I was from the Beatles.
Cleverbot: I Am The Walrus .
User: No I am.
Cleverbot: No I am. Do you live in Stark Tower?
User: Yes. I am Paul McCartney , I live everywhere.
Cleverbot: You are Paul McCartney ?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you like the Wii???
User: Yes. I Paul McCartney built the wii with my bear hands.
Cleverbot: No, George Harrison is my favorite Beatle.
User: But why don’t you like me?
Cleverbot: I never said that I didn’t like you.
User: But I’m Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: What’s your favourite Paul Mccartney song?
User: All of them since I wrote them all McCartney/Lennon all the way.
Cleverbot: What do you take on your hiking trips?
User: Ahhh Girl.
Cleverbot: Green tea is good for you.
User: Bye I gotta write a song since I’m Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: I like Paul mccartney’s Yesterday
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Offline Have you ever tried to convince Cleverbot that they were a robot? It’s very difficult.
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9.05pm
1 November 2013
Offline Necko said
Have you ever tried to convince Cleverbot that they were a robot? It’s very difficult.
Not yet. I might try that and post the results.
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Offline EDIT: I decided to move this post to the old Cleverbot thread. The ChatGPT thread we have is more specific in focus (and more “important” for the lack of a better word). ChatGPT is somewhat an extension of the Cleverbot system.
I asked ChatGPT to create a game based on the theme of Paul McCartney . Here’s its response.
Sure, I can help you create a game on the theme of Paul McCartney . Here’s an idea for a game:
Title: Paul McCartney ‘s Magical Mystery Adventure
Gameplay: You play as Paul McCartney , the legendary musician, who embarks on a magical journey through different stages of his life and career. Each stage represents a different era of his music, starting from his early days with The Beatles to his solo career.
The game is a 2D platformer where you must navigate through different levels filled with obstacles and enemies. The enemies are representative of the challenges that Paul McCartney faced throughout his life, such as critics, record label executives, and personal struggles.
As you progress through each level, you collect different items that represent the milestones in Paul McCartney ‘s life and career, such as his iconic bass guitar, the Sgt. Pepper ‘s Lonely Hearts Club Band outfit, and his Knighthood medal. You can also collect coins and power-ups that boost your abilities, such as increased speed, jump height, and invincibility.
The final level of the game is a performance stage where you must play through a medley of Paul McCartney ‘s greatest hits. The better you perform, the higher your score and the better the ending you receive.
Design: The game features colorful, cartoon-like graphics with a retro aesthetic that reflects the different eras of Paul McCartney ‘s career. The levels are designed to be challenging but not frustrating, with a focus on exploration and discovery.
Soundtrack: The game features an original soundtrack inspired by Paul McCartney ‘s music, with different tracks for each level. The soundtrack includes a mix of classic Beatles tunes and McCartney’s solo hits.
Conclusion: Paul McCartney ‘s Magical Mystery Adventure is a fun and engaging platformer that celebrates the life and career of one of the greatest musicians of all time. With its colorful visuals, catchy soundtrack, and challenging gameplay, the game is sure to delight fans of all ages.
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