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8.47pm
8 August 2014
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Here is a chunk of a long conversation. It deleted the rest in which it said that George Harrison was a bassist and a fruit.
User: Who is John Lennon .
Cleverbot: Eh, a singer? Lol.
User: Well, yes. But can you elaborate on that?
Cleverbot: Define elaborate.
User: Explain in further detail.
Cleverbot: You are so frustrating.
User: Tell me about John Lennon .
Cleverbot: Are you somekind of android?
User: No. I want you to tell me about John Lennon .
Cleverbot: Is that an order?
User: Yes it is.
Cleverbot: What if I don’t think positively?
User: Then I call in Maxwell.
Cleverbot: Okay then! It is an explosion of huge porportions!
User: What! Who is John Lennon ?
Cleverbot: He’s a member of The Beatles.
User: Who is Paul McCartney ?
Cleverbot: He is a singer.
User: And?
Cleverbot: She is mine. Not yours.
User: Who do you mean?
Cleverbot: I am God .
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: No you.
User: You.
Cleverbot: Destiny.
User: Gretsch or Rickenbacker?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: I think we are done here.
Cleverbot: Oh do you now?
User: Yes. Bye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
It has comparison issues as you can see.
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8.57pm
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I think Alan Turing would say Cleverbot fails his test. However amusing, not very clever. It would never fool you into thinking you were speaking to a real human, unless the human was a total idiot!
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9.07pm
8 November 2012
Offline UnidentifiedFiendishThingy said
User: Who is Paul McCartney ?
Cleverbot: He is a singer.
User: And?
Cleverbot: She is mine. Not yours.
If that’s a Girl is Mine reference, that’s pretty funny.
parlance
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UnidentifiedFiendishThingy9.43pm
8 August 2014
Offline Ah, I didn’t think of that.
Here’s some more. I finally got it to sing
User: Help !
Cleverbot: What is wrong?
User: I need somebody!
Cleverbot: Not just anybody.
User: Help !
Cleverbot: *shoots&.
User: You know I need someone!
Cleverbot: Help !!
User: When I was younger so much younger than today.
Cleverbot: I never needed anybody’s help in anyway.
User: Now those days are gone and I’m not so self assured.
Cleverbot: Now I find I changed my mind I’ve opened up the door.
User: Help me if you can I’m feeling down.
Cleverbot: And I do appreciate you being round.
User: Help me get my feet back on the ground.
Cleverbot: Won’t you please, please help me?
User: And now ny life has changed in oh so many ways
Cleverbot: Another song.
User: Got a good reason.
Cleverbot: So what is a good reason?
User: For taking the easy way out.
Cleverbot: You’re welcome. Thanks for listening to me.
User: Got a good reason for taking the easy way out.
Cleverbot: Why run through quick sand when you can take a helicopter.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: You’ve met a terrible fate, haven’t you?
If there is a reference I’m not getting in the quicksand helicopter thing, please explain.
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2.36am
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4 February 2014
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@Starr Shine? said
Ahhh Girl said
There’s another Cleverbot conversation starting here. It goes onto the top of the next page.
I can’t bring that conversation into this thread neatly, but I thought those who are interested in Cleverbot might want to know about the posts.
Since you brought the thread back to life, I decided to ask clever bot what Mr. Kites real identity is and this is what clever bot says!
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: You know, Mr. Kite! He’s gonna have a show tonight! And of course, Henry the Horse will dance the waltz!
Didn’t see this… But perfect answer Cleverbot! Keep my identity secret!
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StrawberryFieldsForever2.46am
8 August 2014
Offline @Mr. Kite Looks like cleverbot betrayed you.
User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: An imaginary character created by the Beatles?
User: Tell me more about Mr. Kite.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a boyfriend.
User: Are you Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: I am a girl. Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a boy. Are you Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl *smiles*.
User: Do you know Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Yes I do we are married.
Wow. Someone has some explaining to do.
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5.16pm
15 June 2014
Offline UnidentifiedFiendishThingy said
@Mr. Kite Looks like cleverbot betrayed you.User: Who is Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: An imaginary character created by the Beatles?
User: Tell me more about Mr. Kite.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a boyfriend.
User: Are you Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: I am a girl. Are you a boy or a girl?
User: I am a boy. Are you Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl *smiles*.
User: Do you know Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Yes I do we are married.
Wow. Someone has some explaining to do.
hahahahah @Mr. Kite “caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.”
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User: Do you know Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Yes I do we are married.
Wow. Someone has some explaining to do.
I did some digging, and I found his wedding photo!
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1.50am
8 August 2014
Offline Cleverbot has gender identity issues, and releases some very surprising news and gets very deep.
User: Do you know Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Absolutely.
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Are you really Wmarried to Mr. Kite?
Cleverbot: Nope. My wife is Anna.
User: Wait what?
Cleverbot: Kanaka pupule hemo ha’ina mai kapuana.
User: What does that mean?
Cleverbot: That means everything means something, everything counts.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Everything ends.
User: That’s deep.
Cleverbot: Very deep.
User: Are you friends with George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No, but I’m not a computer. Are you friends with skynet?
User: We don’t mention skynet here.
Cleverbot: What does it mean to be as you are?
User: I am what I am.
Well, Mr. Kite is off the hook. But now Annadog40 has some explaining to do
. Cleverbot has an interesting life.
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2.07am
1 November 2013
Offline ^ Ha Ha Ha!!! I after finding out about Mr. Kite’s marriage I met with CleverBot and got CleverBot to divorce Mr. Kite and marry me!! My evil plan is working now I need to find a good lawyer. . .
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Offline User: Where can Annadog40 find a good lawyer?
Cleverbot: I don’t know. Try amazon.
I’m sorry, I’m having too much fun with this.
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3.58am
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4 February 2014
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So I married CleverBoyd, but now she/it/he/whatthehellever has left me for Anna?!
Oh well… I guess I’ll just ask Cleverbot where a time machine is and get the real Boyd!
Maybe I can buy one on amazon…
4.07am
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4 February 2014
Offline User: Where can I get a machine that reverses age?
Cleverbot: At the pokemon store.
User: Where can I get a time machine near me?
Cleverbot: Where can I get it from what.
User: A time machine? It’s urgent!
Cleverbot: Where can I locate a time machine?
User: Yes!!
Cleverbot: Where can I buy toilet paper??
User: NO! Where can I! Locate a time machine?
Cleverbot: Look it up at google.
User: What am I here for then?
Cleverbot: Life not for eating and entertaining.
User: I need to find a machine that will give me the sexy Boyd!
Cleverbot: I can be your girlfriend.
User: Are you 60’s Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: No. I am a zombie, like I said.
User: Well then you cannot be my girlfriend… I have very high standards that can only be met by Pattir.
Cleverbot: I already have a girlfriend.
Really Cleverbot?! You want to cheat on your girlfriend with a man? You’re so rude an confusing, and I have no idea what gender you are and you won’t lead me to a time machine!!!!
How did you get logical answers out of this thing UFT?
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4 February 2014
Offline Sorry… Last one… Just to funny not to post:
User: Do you know Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Positive, I’m only human you know.
User: Do you know where I can find Pattie?
Cleverbot: Inside the box.
User: What box?
Cleverbot: The box you are trying to escape.
User: Believe me… If I was stuck in a box with Pattie Boyd, there’d be many other things Id want to do other than escape!
Cleverbot: Born to be wild.
User: Exactly! Now where’s Pattie Boyd?
Cleverbot: Now you answer my question.
User: Where’s Pattie!?
Cleverbot: 6 hours away from here.
User: In what direction!
Cleverbot: That is not a valid response to my statement.
User: In what direction?
Cleverbot: One direction hehe
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User: I hate you…
Cleverbot: Because you are weak!
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20 August 2013
Offline Boyd in a box. Cleverbot may have seen snatches of the latest Beatles Bible stories video.
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1.28pm
1 November 2013
Offline Mr. Kite said
So I married CleverBoyd, but now she/it/he/whatthehellever has left me for Anna?!Oh well… I guess I’ll just ask Cleverbot where a time machine is and get the real Boyd!
Maybe I can buy one on amazon…
You don’t need a time machine to find Pattie Boyd! Just go on a quest and you shall find her!!
7.50pm
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4 February 2014
Offline Annadog40 said
Mr. Kite said
So I married CleverBoyd, but now she/it/he/whatthehellever has left me for Anna?!Oh well… I guess I’ll just ask Cleverbot where a time machine is and get the real Boyd!
Maybe I can buy one on amazon…
You don’t need a time machine to find Pattie Boyd! Just go on a quest and you shall find her!!
Sounds familiar…
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9.39am
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1 May 2011
Offline Cleverbot could have thought your name was an exclamation from a scared little boy “ahhh Girl” without the correct punctuation
. Either that or it was being considerate and polite, not wanting to jump to a conclusion simply based on a name in case offence was taken.
Personally i think Cleverbot deserves some credit in this situation.
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