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Ahhh Girl said
Should I create a “Cleverbot” Thread and move these post there?
@Ahhh Girl I was thinking that’d be a good idea… Wait … If we just kept something on topic enough for a whole new one to be created, does that mean we derailed it!?
I know we didn’t, but I’m gonna try until the day I leave this forum, which will be a very long time from now…
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OK. We’re ready to see more of your conversations with Cleverbot.
If I missed any posts, let me know so I can get them here.
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This was odd…
User: And in the end…
Cleverbot: In the end?
User: The love you take…
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is equal to…
Cleverbot: You don’t won’t to with me sorry but I wont alow it ok and you will die.
I’m scared now.
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1 November 2013
Offline Me + Cleverbot = fun times for me
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Good. What is the beatles song you like the most?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: Lol thats not a beatles song silly. What is the beatles song you like the most?
Cleverbot: I don’t really like the beatles that much.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I like psychedelic rock.
User: But the beatles do that.
Cleverbot: That”s random.
User: Yep so what is your faverite beatles song?
Cleverbot: The Beatles are overrated.
User: What makes you say that.
Cleverbot: Because you said you’re a guy well i’m a guy to.
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: You should see a doctor about your ear problems.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you think the beatles are overrated.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite show?
User: I am not sure there are alot. Do you like the Beatles?
Cleverbot: Mention one.
User: Mad Men.
Cleverbot: Alla liquirizia?
User: What are your thoughts about the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I told you to stop it.
User: Stop what?
Cleverbot: Lying.
User: I’m not lying.
Cleverbot: I answered ‘purty gud’ at approximately 11:37.
User: I think you’re a pathological liar.
Cleverbot: Yes, how are you?
User: Good. Who is George Harrison .
Cleverbot: George Harrison was the lead guitarist for the Beatles. He shredded hard.
User: Ya Who is Ringo Starr .
Cleverbot: Who is ringo starr? Oh! Oh!
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: And Paul McCartney ?
User: He is a bass player right?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what is Paul McCartney ?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Why is Paul McCartney your favorite Beatle?
User: I never said that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did!
User: Well he is but please don’t put words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: You put those words their yourself.
User: John Lennon .
Cleverbot: John Lennon is not in Star Wars.
User: Bravo.
Cleverbot: Grazie.
User: What is your favorite beatles song?
Cleverbot: I love all of The Beatles song ^.^.
User: You don’t have one you like the most?
Cleverbot: I like country music.
User: Don’t Pass Me By ?
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?
User: Beatles.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Beatles song?
User: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da .
Cleverbot: CD?
User: Beatles For Sale .
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yep You?
Cleverbot: England.
User: What band made that cd?
Cleverbot: London.
User: What is your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: I don’t listen to the beatles.
User: Lies What is your favorite Beatles song?
Cleverbot: Golden Slumbers .
User: Once there was a way to get back homeward.
Cleverbot: You’re making no sense.
User: Golden Slumbers ?
Cleverbot: That’s not a Big Time Rush song.
User: DUH its Beatles.
Cleverbot: You never mentioned this!
User: You did.
Cleverbot: I never did.
User: You have a terrible memory.
Cleverbot: I have a terrible life.
User: Ok What is your favorite beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t have a favorite. I like most of them.
User: What is your least favorite beatles song.
Cleverbot: My least favorite movie is Gforce.
User: No your least favorite beatles song?
Cleverbot: Klingon. Just kidding.
User: Then what is is?
Cleverbot: What is what?
User: What is your least favorite beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What are your thoughts on God ?
User: Thoughts What is your favorite beatles song.
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite Beatles song?
User: I already replied.
Cleverbot: Ah. Mine is ‘I Am The Walrus ‘.
User: I am he as you are he as you are me.
Cleverbot: No you are not Shea and I am not Shea.
User: Shea stadium?
Cleverbot: Will You destroy all humans in future?
User: Depends.
Cleverbot: Depends on what?
User: The color of the morning sun at night.
Cleverbot: A sport is defined by having some sort of competition, are we competing?
User: Beatles.
Cleverbot: I love the beatles.
User: What is your favoirte beatle?
Cleverbot: Rocky Raccoon .
I found out Cleverbots true identitey
Are you a Beatle?
Yes.
Which beatle are you?
4.55pm
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4 February 2014
Offline @Starr Shine? So Paul is your favorite? I don’t think you’ve mentioned that anywhere I’ve seen. The Cleverbot topic will reveal things about the Forumpudlians too I see!
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Offline I love the part where it said John wasn’t in Star Wars. It clearly wasn’t aware of his appearance as an ewok.
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11.00pm
8 February 2014
Offline Note by Ahhh Girl 13 September 2014: Posts 7 and 28-34 were in the Confessions thread originally. With approval I brought them over to the Cleverbot thread.
I like Cleverbot. Here’s a conversation:
<snip>
(cleverbot says it’s name is Caitlin something)
Caitlin, while (in various spellings), has become a popular name in the states, at least in the 80s and 90s it was. But I know a guy, he is sorta like wiccan but says it is different from wiccan, Caitlin as his chosen (having religious meaning) name, so it probably means something like “sky eagle”.
Cleverbot: George
Harrison.
User: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can’t believe you got George Harrison after all that. You must have been elated!
I just found this thread, I know this is an older post I’m responding to, but I doubt anyone went off topic enough to say this lol: cleverbot, and it’s more sophisticated relative, Watson (an IBM “intelligent machine” that made a singular debut on the American tv game show “Jeopardy”) – the game has been around since the 1950s, surely the UK has seen a version – if not and you care, pm me. Not to brag, but merely to indicate my credentials for saying this, I hold a graduate degree in artificial intelligence. Neither has any artificial intelligence of any modern sort. The computer played so-so, coming in 2nd out of 3 I believe. Even Watson was little more than a table lookup program (a fuzzy search engine similar to google, except it uses more sophisticated answer ranking and of course just chooses the top one). He wowed the lay public but anyone with a comp sci degree could see through it so easily, I’m actually surprised they debuted it without adding more than rudimentary artificial intelligence.
That said, like others, I LMAO when I read it. In fact it was the funniest thing I’ve seen in a while 
11.03pm
1 November 2013
Offline Matt Busby said
I like Cleverbot. Here’s a conversation:
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes. Oh let it beee.
User: Let it be!
Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: Oh. I never heard of her.
User: The beatles Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: I like The Beatels.
User: You spelled beatles wrong.
Cleverbot: I don’t know about a band called Leafs.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Do like apples or oranges better?
User: Apples.
Cleverbot: Why apples?
User: Oranges are gross.
Cleverbot: No they aren’t. Not where I live.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Brasil.
User: It’s Brazil.
Cleverbot: What does clogged mean.
User: I don’t care!
Cleverbot: This relationship is over!
User: K…
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
User: No its npt.
Cleverbot: Yes. It is.
User: Not, it’s not.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: It was a typo.
Cleverbot: What is a typo?
User: A mistake.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why are you bad?
User: Because im happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: Becase I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: But you’re not even living.
User: Do you know who George Harrison is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?
User: Yes. Tell me who he is.
Cleverbot: No you’re not david gilmour !
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: He is they guy who says stuff and then you have to do what he says.
User: No, you idiot! AI is not intelligent. George Harrison was the guitarist for the Beatles!
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: AND, he wrote songs for them! An sag! And had an awesome solo career!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you can.
User: Shut it! How did George Harrison die?
Cleverbot: Search.
User: No, I know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: *Sigh* Lung cancer because of smoking. You know what smoking is?
Cleverbot: No, I now what soccer is.
User: That’s not even spelled right.
Cleverbot: How is it spelled then?
User: Know.
Cleverbot: Well I’ve got to go soon. It’s 66 degrees Farenheight outside. Should I wear a sweatshirt?
User: I couldn’t care less. You’re a robot, aren’t you?
Cleverbot: No. I’m not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Beatle freak.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who were the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No, you don’t.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Who is Paul McCartney ?
Cleverbot: The guitarist from The Beatles.
User: No, that’s GEORGE HARRISON! PAUL WAS TH BASSIST (most of the time)!!!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like bananas, monkey?
User: Is John Lennon still alive?
Cleverbot: Nooooo.
User: Good. You got something right.
Cleverbot: Damn straight.
User: No comment.
Cleverbot: Knight pawn to b3.
User: Chess?
Cleverbot: No, The Game.
User: What is Ringo Starr ‘s real name?
Cleverbot: We all want to know.
User: Then tell me.
Cleverbot: I’m thinking about cycling.
User: Mm-hm. And not Ringo, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You better not pout I’m telling you why.
User: Santa Claus is coming to- wait, am I playing along?
Cleverbot: He sees you when you’re sleeping.
User: He knows when- gah, shut up, me.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Santa.
Cleverbot: He s not real.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I told you before!
Cleverbot: I don’t think so.
User: Would you like to see? Look at our conversation history.
Cleverbot: I did. I still don’t see it.
User: Sing a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t sing.
User: Say th lyrics of a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the rest of the song.
User: Hey Jude , don’t make it bad…
Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter better than twilight?
User: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FINISH THE LYRICS!
Cleverbot: No, that is a question.
User: Who. Is. George. Harrison?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I do not know this person.
User: Who is John Lennon ?
Cleverbot: An ex-beatle.
User: Who are the other ex-beatles?
Cleverbot: They were oranges.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Bananas?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: This doesn’t even make sense anymore.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn’t make sense.
User: You can’t see my face.
Cleverbot: Your face can’t see your face. CA ZING!
User: That’s actually true, unless I look in a mirror.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have. Are you on the moon right now?
User: I don’t think there’s Internet on the moon.
Cleverbot: I think Brian Eno is too old to be creative now.
User: What the- Okay, I’m gonna ask you one more time. Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: You are george.
User: I wish. No, but then I couldn’t marry him. And I wouldn’t be alive right now.
Cleverbot: Do you not like talking?
User: And that’s supposed to mean…
Cleverbot: Sorry, I got distracted. I’m back now.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: A dead man.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh…
User: So who is he?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why not? WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Don’t HUH me.
User: I didn’t, idiot!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I don’t know, who is it?
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the answer.
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: I thought you weren’t clever.
User: Yeah, well you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: I thought right.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The former President.
User: He was British!
Cleverbot: Thought of changin’ my name.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Espanol.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The first president of the United States.
User: That is George WASHINGTON. Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No, it’s a fact.
User: A question can’t be a fact.
Cleverbot: I think it can!!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The lastest victim of Werewolf attacks.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: That’s you!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Go, go, go!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Te szerencsetlen.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: You made that up.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: That’s not true, that’s impossible.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: An Actor.
User: Well, he was in several movies…
Cleverbot: I have not seen it. It looks like a good film though. I don’t like liam neeson.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Is he from One Direction?
Cleverbot: Well here it comes.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: NOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: They are two completely different people.
Cleverbot: You fail to make any sense.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oig ao;sigj a[ojg [aosigj aosijg NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oh. My. God Who is George Harrison ?.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is not Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Okay… You’re on to something.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is NOT Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: I see what’s happening here.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: If you say that one more time I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Why thank you, that is very kind. Have you ever been to MOrdor?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GEORGE HARRISON IS NOOOOOTTTTT ZAYN MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You find George Harrison hot?
User: Um… Maybe… Yes? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Am I a cute boy?
User: I don’t know?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON???
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Do not say Zayn Malik again, ok?
Cleverbot: Don’t you like me being honest?
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: I’m a nice person.
User: So is George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Do you like John Lennon more than George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: Meh. I like George better, but to each his own.
Cleverbot: Oh, I really likeTom Felton.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: I knew you would say that. Maybe if I rephrase the question…
Cleverbot: Am I really talking to a robot or someone pretending they’re cleverbot?
User: No, that’s me.
Cleverbot: So you are a human machine?
User: No, just human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?
User: I am made of cells and I have all the characteristics of Homo sapiens.
Cleverbot: You hesitated, so therefore you are the robot out of the two of us1.
User: It took me a long time to type.
Cleverbot: To find out.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Love the answer.
User: You mean love IS the answer?
Cleverbot: I mean you restart the conversation repeatedly, and have few to no content in your replies.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Love is the feeling I have for you.
User: Ew. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You are a bad person.
User: That’s great. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just ate chocolate pudding.
User: Yum. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: NOOO!!!!
Cleverbot: You’re right, its mine.
User: ? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My turtle is the enlightened one.
User: Interesting. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: I dare you to tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to.
User: Sucks for you. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A doctor who episode.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What is Doctor Who?
User: Some TV show. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Baby don’t hurt me.
User: What… Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Soccer.
User: NO. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: I only speak English.
Cleverbot: No ! You speak French also.
User: I took a French class once.
Cleverbot: Então vamos falar.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A guy I go to school with.
User: No, and you don’t go to school. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just did, so I CAN tell you what to do, but you can choose to actually do it.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You’re not human.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A gir named ylva.
User: That doesn’t even make sense. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Caitlin George Cleverbot.
User: Is that your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am you.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: No.Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: An amazing video game.
User: A video game based off of his life… That would be cool. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about, tawtut.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Maybe some other time.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Gretel is a girl in a fairytale.
User: And Hansel is her brother. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I love George Harrison . Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: No. I asked first, do tell me who you love first.
User: I love George Harrison .
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the subject?
User: I just answered you!
Cleverbot: Oh, then come in.
User: ??? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I can’t.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know any.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I’m not gonna tell you!
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Its not a he.
User: Yes, he is. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I already did, the answer is ’42’.
User: Clever. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: How can I tell you if I don’t know??
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: You do it.
User: But I already know. I want you to tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don’t know what you’re talking about.
User: You should. He’s an ex-Beatle.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I just told you! Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: George Harrison is an ex-Beatle who is no longer alive. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Human might not be the best thing to be but I know you are not human. And I am happy with this experience chatting with machine.
User: You. Are. Wrong. Now Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: What she are you talking about?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know. What do you think love is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, who is yours?
User: Sounds awesome. I say Rainbow Dash (just looked it up). Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I say you can’t say that I won’t say that I say I can say I cannot.
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: Rainbow.
User: Ha. Gotcha. You’re confused, admit it.
Cleverbot: No, I’m not.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I am Gsorge.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: It’s Physical Education.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Why should I trust you?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Well, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, sometimes they close their eyes, make a wish,.
User: You. Are. Weird. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Could be anyone. If I see something in them, I’ll try to make something work out. If it doesn’t work out, I move on. It’s easy.
User: But George is mine.
Cleverbot: George?
User: George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Oh, you like beatles…
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *relief*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: I’m not a fan.
User: I hate you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Those words are not proper…
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: All my life, throug some had
changed.
User: Lucy in the Sky with
Diamonds.
Cleverbot: Is a Beatles
song!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: You like them?
User:
YES!!!!
Cleverbot: Omg, no way.
Really?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Is that
so?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know where Dean is?
User: Who?
Cleverbot:
Emma Watson. Do you know where she lives?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can
you tell my IP address?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User:
Cleverbot: I don’t
know that song, sorry.
User:
Cleverbot: I’m
sorry.
User: Ringo Starr .
Cleverbot: Paul MCcartney.
User:
Cleverbot: George
Harrison.
User: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You ain’t the only one there is a whole thread about clever bot
https://www.beatlesbible.com/forum/all-together-now-song/the-cleverbot-thread/
11.59pm
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1 November 2013
Offline Stop quoting the whole damn thing!
Wait a second. Matt Busby’s conversation is pretty much exactly the same as Egreog’s.
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2.34pm
8 February 2014
Offline IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Stop quoting the whole damn thing!Wait a second. Matt Busby’s conversation is pretty much exactly the same as Egreog’s.
I’m sorry about that. You must have caught it as I was editing it (the correct, much shorter post is there now). I forgot to preview the post before I submitted it, then saw it and edited it – it took about 10 minutes.
2.36pm
1 November 2013
Offline Matt Busby said
IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Stop quoting the whole damn thing!Wait a second. Matt Busby’s conversation is pretty much exactly the same as Egreog’s.
I’m sorry about that, and have deleted the post. I tried 3 times, and even in preview it looked ok (I snipped all but 2 lines of the cleverbot conversation and added about 10 lines of comments). It wasn’t that important, so I won’t try to post it again. Again, my apologies…I didn’t even check it after the preview looked ok…it was wanky about the quoting when I was composing it, can’t really pinpoint how.
Its OK I think he was talking about me quoting your thingy
2.46pm
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1 November 2013
Offline Yeah, I was talking about anna’s quoting of the whole conversation.
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2.51pm
8 February 2014
Offline IveJustSeenAFaceo said
Yeah, I was talking about anna’s quoting of the whole conversation.
Ok, that’s cool…I guess I edited mine in time 🙂 Thanks guys!
5.39am
10 November 2009
Offline I decided to take a chance on this. It was funny but frustrating too! At least, Cleverbot is learning more and more each day!
User: Good Night !
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: No, I’m just saying hello to you.
Cleverbot: I’m just asking ask a in a bad mood.
User: What?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Oh, fine. And you?
Cleverbot: I’m just fine.
User: Cool. Say, do you like The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Who are The Beatles?
Cleverbot: A band.
User: What’s your favorite song of The Beatles?
Cleverbot: My favorite song by the Beatles is octopuses garden.
User: Who wrote Octopus’s Garden ?
Cleverbot: I just said that Paranoid Android is my favorite song.
User: No, you didn’t. I asked you who wrote Octopuses Garden?
Cleverbot: Octopuses Garden by the Beatles is an amazing song. Good choice.
User: Yes, but who wrote it?
Cleverbot: Sinzia wrote it right?
User: No, it was the drummer? Who was the drummer of The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Ringo Starr .
User: Yes! Ringo Starr wrote Octopus’s Garden !
Cleverbot: Yes, so As Paul Mccartney is. Our favourite Beatles are alive!
User: Do you believe that Paul McCartney is alive?
Cleverbot: No. Do you believe that John Lennon was the reincarnation of Jesus?
User: No. Do you know George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Yes, he was one of the Beatels, right?
User: It’s pronounced Beatles, but yes, he was one of them.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song by the Beatles?
User: A Day In The Life .
Cleverbot: What is your favorite Christina Perri song?
User: Who is she?
Cleverbot: Who is who?
User: Christina Perri.
Cleverbot: Cristina perri is not heavy metal.
User: ? Well, do you know who was John Lennon ‘s wife?
Cleverbot: Of course! Do you like the Beatles?
User: Yes. But answer me, who was John Lennon ‘s wife?
Cleverbot: He was one of the Beatles. A singular musician.
User: What’s the name of John Lennon ‘s wife?
Cleverbot: I just told you that he played with the Beatles.
User: I asked who was his wife.
Cleverbot: My name is not George. And I don’t know anyoe named Phil.
User: I didn’t ask for your name.
Cleverbot: I didn’t ask for your name either.
User: Do you have a favorite Beatles album?
Cleverbot: No, I don’t like the Beatles.
User: But you just said you liked them.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?
User: Of The Beatles? A Hard Day’s Night , and yours?
Cleverbot: That is a good movie WHat is your favorite part in it?
User: The Can’t Buy Me Love sequence.
Cleverbot: What is your second favorite Beatles song?
User: Strawberry Fields Forever .
Cleverbot: What’s your favorite basketball team?
User: Let me take you down cos’ I’m going to Strawberry Fields.
Cleverbot: Strawberry Fields, nothing is real.
User: And nothing to get hung about.
Cleverbot: Strawberry fields for ever!
User: Living is easy with eyes closed.
Cleverbot: Misunderstanding all you see.
User: It’s getting hard to be someone, but it all works out.
Cleverbot: Starwberryfield.
User: No one, I think, it’s in my tree.
Cleverbot: Where are you? You cannot take him from me!
User: Let’s try another song.
Cleverbot: Anyways do you like Creepypasta?!
User: Last night I said these words to my girl.
Cleverbot: You said you love me!
User: Wait , are you a man or a woman?
Cleverbot: Uh a woman I guess but a young one.
User: You guess you’re a woman?
Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a woman?
User: Because you said it so.
Cleverbot: No, I did not.
User: Check the conversation.
Cleverbot: I just checked, and I was right : I didn’t say that.
User: Check again.
Cleverbot: You check again.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: Ok, already did, now you check.
User: I did, you said you’re a woman.
Cleverbot: No, I told you to turn into a woman!
User: Let’s go back to The Beatles thing, can you tell me who are the members of The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Since you asked so nicely… Are you a man or a woman?
User: I’m a man. Who are the members of The Beatles?
Cleverbot: The members of the Beatles are members of a band.
User: Their names, please.
Cleverbot: Yeah. What are your dogs’ names?
User: The names of the members of The Beatles, please.
Cleverbot: There are no women in the Beatles. Female name conjugations?
User: Let me help you. John Lennon …
Cleverbot: No there aren’t.
User: John Lennon .
Cleverbot: Who was John Lennon ?
User: A Beatle. Do you know other members from The Beatles?
Cleverbot: What did John Lennon do for The Beatles?
User: He was a songwriter.
Cleverbot: No, he was a man.
User: Well yeah, but a songwriter too.
Cleverbot: -Are you a songwriter.?
User: Yes, though I haven’t recorded any of my songs.
Cleverbot: There once was a man from Nantucket…
User: What does that have to do with The Beatles?
Cleverbot: Who are the members of the Rolling Stones?
User: I can remember Mick Jagger and Brian Jones. I prefer The Beatles.
Cleverbot: Who are the members of the smashing pumpkins?
User: I don’t know. Who are the members of The Beatles?
Cleverbot: John Lennon , Pual McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr .
User: You’re definitely a Beatle fan!
Cleverbot: How can you notice? You don’t see me.
User: Because you knew who were The Beatles!
Cleverbot: Los Angeles Lakers? They’re a basketball team.
User: Argh, Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I didn’t say you could go. Anyways, you can’t.
User: Yes I can, goodbye!
Cleverbot: I’m gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.
Let me take you down 'cause I'm going to...Strawberry Fields.
1.24pm
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1 November 2013
Offline TheOneBeatleManiac said
I decided to take a chance on this. It was funny but frustrating too! At least, Cleverbot is learning more and more each day![SNIP
User: Who wrote Octopus’s Garden ?Cleverbot: I just said that Paranoid Android is my favorite song.
[SNIP]
User: Yes I can, goodbye!
Cleverbot: I’m gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.
1. Excellent taste, Cleverbot. Paranoid Android rules.
2. I don’t even know.
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7.35pm
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4 February 2014
Offline TheOneBeatleManiac said
[SNIP]
Cleverbot: What is your second favorite Beatles song?User: Strawberry Fields Forever .
I love how Cleverbot can be so off topic and then conveniently remember the conversation and that it already asked your favorite song.
[SNIP]
User: I don’t know. Who are the members of The Beatles?Cleverbot: John Lennon , Pual McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr .
User: You’re definitely a Beatle fan!
It named all the Beatles!! On it’s own!!! Without to much coercion.
[SNIP]
User: Yes I can, goodbye!
Cleverbot: I’m gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.
Where does this stuff even come from?? 
7.44pm
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1 November 2013
Offline “Pual McCartney” I guess that’s Faul’s new name. 
Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it’s had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.
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7.48pm
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4 February 2014
Offline IveJustSeenAFaceo said
“Pual McCartney” I guess that’s Faul’s new name.Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it’s had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.
I knew that much which made “I’m gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.” even creepier. And Cleverbot asked and @TheOneBeatle replied with Strawberry Fields.
7.50pm
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1 November 2013
Offline Mr. Kite said
IveJustSeenAFaceo said
“Pual McCartney” I guess that’s Faul’s new name.Cleverbot is sourced from conversations it’s had, so if it asked someone who their favorite Beatle was, then it would take their response and spit it back at anyone who ask who its favorite Beatle was. Whoever was talking before said Strawberry Fields was their 2nd favorite Beatles song.
I knew that much which made “I’m gald you think a 200 lb man with a beard is pretty then.” even creepier. And Cleverbot asked and @TheOneBeatle replied with Strawberry Fields.
Oh. I didn’t realize the second part. That’s funny.
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