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26 January 2017
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I have never been more confused by a BB thread. Every sentence I read just confuses me more.
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Beatlebug, The Hole Got Fixed, WeepingAtlasCedarsI've been up on the mountain, and I've seen his wondrous grace,
I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
5.48pm
9 March 2017
Offline Ron Nasty said
I’d imagine the cows in Alaska are quite often frozen, mmm.
Depends on where in Alaska they are. If they’re down in the panhandle, it won’t be that much colder than Glasgow. However, if they’re way up in Prudhoe Bay, they’re going to be quite cold.
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8 August 2019
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Cows being frozen isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Were do you think ice cream comes from?
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5.40am
26 January 2017
Offline Cows are top tier animals. I simply love to see them in their fields.
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I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
5.47am
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18 March 2013
Offline Lovely lads are cows but bloody dangerous.
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9.54am
8 August 2019
Offline And they sure taste good.
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8 January 2015
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Surveys thread…I think my work is done here.
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4.34pm
26 January 2017
Offline AppleScruffJunior said
Lovely lads are cows but bloody dangerous.
Don’t let them kick your dog! I knew a dog that got kicked by a cow, looked like it bleedin hurt
I've been up on the mountain, and I've seen his wondrous grace,
I've sat there on the barstool and I've looked him in the face.
He seemed a little haggard, but it did not slow him down,
he was humming to the neon of the universal sound.
5.26pm
15 November 2018
Offline @The Hole Got Fixed @AppleScruffJunior what are your plans for keeping our precious canine friends safe from our lovely yet dangerous bovine besties?
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5.33pm
5 December 2019
Offline australian cattle dogs, duh
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Offline 50yearslate said
the-hole-got-fixed applescruffjunior what are your plans for keeping our precious canine friends safe from our lovely yet dangerous bovine besties?
as lrmm said, Bring them all to Australia, put them on a farm. They’ll learn quickly that they’re the top of the food chain!
Also, an announcment: our campaign is now #AppleHoley2020 as Ms Apple will be the president.
And, I have changed my views on calculus – I am now neutral, after listening to the views of the voters!
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As perhaps the Forum’s most pro-apple member over the decade, I fully endorse the #AppleHoley ticket! (And no jokes about me trying to vote twice, thank you) 
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9.02pm
1 November 2013
Offline AppleScruffJunior said
^ Speaking of US Presidential Elections, I’m working on my campaign for 2036.I’m willing to be adopted by any US Biblers so I could somehow manage to become a US citizen. I’m friendly, helpful, house-broken and I only need to be walked once a day.
My policies include:
-Low-cost or preferably free third-level education across the board.
-Wider pavements
-A free, limited supply of alcohol for everyone over 18 (I’ll lower the drinking age).
Don’t I sound great?
If you pledge your vote now I’ll also throw in some acres of land in Texas, Missouri or Iowa, your choice.
@AppleScruffJunior Have these policies changed in anyway?
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18 March 2013
Offline I can proudly proclaim to you, @Starr Shine? , that the policies of the campaign have not changed. There will also be a preference towards American alcohol but as an homage to our roots Australian wine and Irish stout and whiskey will also be available.
For a limited time only, we’re also offering timeshares in Hawaii- come and get ’em!
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Offline The Hole Got Fixed said
50yearslate said
the-hole-got-fixed applescruffjunior what are your plans for keeping our precious canine friends safe from our lovely yet dangerous bovine besties?
as lrmm said, Bring them all to Australia, put them on a farm. They’ll learn quickly that they’re the top of the food chain!
Also, an announcment: our campaign is now #AppleHoley2020 as Ms Apple will be the president.
And, I have changed my views on calculus – I am now neutral, after listening to the views of the voters!
So your views will sway based entirely on the popular vote? Will this be the same for all issues, whatever is seen to get the public onside is where you stand?
"I told you everything I could about me, Told you everything I could" ('Before Believing' - Emmylou Harris)
5.27pm
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18 March 2013
Offline On behalf of my running mate, I wish to reiterate that our policies are not swayed by the public opinion in any way and are entirely based on facts and logic.
Is that the answer you wanted to hear? Oh please tell me it is!!
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11.57am
15 November 2018
Offline meanmistermustard said
The Hole Got Fixed said
50yearslate said
the-hole-got-fixed applescruffjunior what are your plans for keeping our precious canine friends safe from our lovely yet dangerous bovine besties?
as lrmm said, Bring them all to Australia, put them on a farm. They’ll learn quickly that they’re the top of the food chain!
Also, an announcment: our campaign is now #AppleHoley2020 as Ms Apple will be the president.
And, I have changed my views on calculus – I am now neutral, after listening to the views of the voters!
So your views will sway based entirely on the popular vote? Will this be the same for all issues, whatever is seen to get the public onside is where you stand?
We had a debate and Holey agreed that his view was perhaps better expressed by the word “neutral.”
An open-minded politician is a rare and lovely thing. Vote for #AppleHoley2020!
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22 July 2019
Offline Miss AppleScruff and Sir Holey, may I know if you will make cake the official forum food? Cake supremacy is an important right to myself. I would also like to know if you would be so kind as to include a law persecuting criminals that dare promote the US version of “Revolver ” over the UK version for crimes against humanity.
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12.45pm
15 November 2018
Offline ^I think we’ve found someone nice to be Speaker of the House…
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Offline I am deeply saddened that it could be suggested that we may not consider doing so! Cake will be our official forum food and if we win the presidency we will be replacing the background of Beatles album collages with a giant picture of a cake. Probably a chocolate one. With icing.
Also our standpoint on US vs UK albums is UK all the way (though MMT makes a good argument…)
50yearslate said
^I think we’ve found someone nice to be Speaker of the House…
You might be right…
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