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50yearslate said
^is it illegal now??
It’s not illegal, but it’s not explicitly legal, either
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MrandMsholeyapplesirma’am will you make Vermont legalize horse-painting?
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MrandMsholeyapplesirma’am will you make Vermont legalize horse-painting?
What really got me is that you can’t “disguise” horses either lmaooo
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Beatlebug said
Mr and Ms HoleyApple, sirma’am! What is your position on pineapple pizza?
It will be allowed. Can’t upset the Hawaiians.
50yearslate said
Misterandmissholeyapplesirmam are drugs good or bad
Considering I’m taking drugs for my infection right now, bad. Don’t do it (unless it’s recreational)
lovelyritametermaid said
Ahem, Mr. Holey, Ms. Apple, I know this may be a hot-button issue that you get hounded about all the time but, what are your thoughts on making it legal for birds to wear pants???
Pants are illegal – though shorts are fine. Unless it’s April. Or the shorts are green.
Beatlebug said
MrandMsholeyapplesirma’am will you make Vermont legalize horse-painting?
Yes! Why ever not?
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My running partner may not agree. That’s her problem.
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Beatlebug said
Mr and Ms HoleyApple, sirma’am! What is your position on pineapple pizza?
It will be allowed. Can’t upset the Hawaiians.
50yearslate said
Misterandmissholeyapplesirmam are drugs good or bad
Considering I’m taking drugs for my infection right now, bad. Don’t do it (unless it’s recreational)
lovelyritametermaid said
Ahem, Mr. Holey, Ms. Apple, I know this may be a hot-button issue that you get hounded about all the time but, what are your thoughts on making it legal for birds to wear pants???
Pants are illegal – though shorts are fine. Unless it’s April. Or the shorts are green.
Beatlebug said
MrandMsholeyapplesirma’am will you make Vermont legalize horse-painting?
Yes! Why ever not?
*disclaimer
My running partner may not agree. That’s her problem.
Are you saying that you do not know the stance your running partner takes on these issues, surely you should know before you answer the question so you are both on the same page? What happens on other issues where it transpires you disagree?
I want lies, spin and the bullshit that I can choose to believe as it is convenient yet criticise opponents over.
What about free umbrellas for cows? They are out there in the fields getting soaked in the rain whilst serving the country hard and without sacrifice until, well…
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The Hole Got Fixed said
Beatlebug said
Mr and Ms HoleyApple, sirma’am! What is your position on pineapple pizza?
It will be allowed. Can’t upset the Hawaiians.
50yearslate said
Misterandmissholeyapplesirmam are drugs good or bad
Considering I’m taking drugs for my infection right now, bad. Don’t do it (unless it’s recreational)
lovelyritametermaid said
Ahem, Mr. Holey, Ms. Apple, I know this may be a hot-button issue that you get hounded about all the time but, what are your thoughts on making it legal for birds to wear pants???
Pants are illegal – though shorts are fine. Unless it’s April. Or the shorts are green.
Beatlebug said
MrandMsholeyapplesirma’am will you make Vermont legalize horse-painting?
Yes! Why ever not?
*disclaimer
My running partner may not agree. That’s her problem.
Are you saying that you do not know the stance your running partner takes on these issues, surely you should know before you answer the question so you are both on the same page? What happens on other issues where it transpires you disagree?
Not at all – I’m simply making policies on things I haven’t been briefed on yet, and haven’t had a meeting about yet. We rarely disagree anyway so the issue of us disagreeing isn’t an issue here. I think. I hope.
I want lies, spin and the bullshit that I can choose to believe as it is convenient yet criticise opponents over.
Look no further- we are the candidates for you! So much spin that Shane Warne would be jealous!
What about free umbrellas for cows? They are out there in the fields getting soaked in the rain whilst serving the country hard and without sacrifice until, well…
The concern on the economy having to provide millions of umbrellas must be taken into account, but I think the only moral solution here is to agree that is a good idea. Ms Apple and I will enter briefings in the coming weeks to decide on the best colour scheme for the umbrellas.
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Offline I disagree with Mr Holey in the supply of umbrellas for cattle as there is a good chance that these umbrellas will fly away in extreme winds and be a danger to both people and the environment. This is why I advocate for more dense hedges and trees in fields which will allow cattle to gather underneath when desired. A suitable grant will be available for farmers to buy more dense plants.
On every other matter, my VP and I entirely agree. We get on very well together and agree on practically every matter.
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Offline Why not employ people to hold the umbrellas over the cows? This would help lower unemployment and the national debt, plus who wouldn’t love to see a cow under an umbrella held by a human.
Thank you for your answers and time.
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Offline That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:
Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Apologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
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That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Is there any reasoning behind why you chose the smallest states and then the biggest state for the trial??
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Offline meanmistermustard said
Why not employ people to hold the umbrellas over the cows? This would help lower unemployment and the national debt, plus who wouldn’t love to see a cow under an umbrella held by a human.Thank you for your answers and time.
We warmly appreciate your suggestion and as stated by Mr Holey, we will put it into trial. We look forward to seeing the outcome of the trials and will, of course, keep in touch with you as regards the results.
Kind regards,
Ms. AppleScruffJunior (future POTUS).
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15 November 2018
Offline The Hole Got Fixed said
That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Apologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
Are there a lot of cows in Rhode Island or Alaska? Surely it would be wiser to test in, say, Texas?
Also, what are your thoughts on math? Are you pro-precalculus?
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Offline 50yearslate said
The Hole Got Fixed said
That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:
Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
ConnecticutApologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
Are there a lot of cows in Rhode Island or Alaska? Surely it would be wiser to test in, say, Texas?
Also, what are your thoughts on math? Are you pro-precalculus?
You start where the numbers are low, or frozen, is surely an understood principle to work out the kinks. No point launching on a big scale before you know what you’re gonna do with Mick Avory.
It’s maths, short for mathematics, not math, short for mathematic. I am pre-procalculus.
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50yearslate said
The Hole Got Fixed said
That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:
Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Apologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
Are there a lot of cows in Rhode Island or Alaska? Surely it would be wiser to test in, say, Texas?
Also, what are your thoughts on math? Are you pro-precalculus?
You start where the numbers are low, or frozen, is surely an understood principle to work out the kinks. No point launching on a big scale before you know what you’re gonna do with Mick Avory.
It’s maths, short for mathematics, not math, short for mathematic. I am pre-procalculus.
I don’t think freezing the cows is a helpful solution unless you’re looking for automatic natural ice-cream. Not sure that is possible tho.
I’m aligning myself with Rolling Stones and standing with the post-precalculus movement.
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Offline I’d imagine the cows in Alaska are quite often frozen, mmm.
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Offline 50yearslate said
The Hole Got Fixed said
That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:
Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Apologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
Are there a lot of cows in Rhode Island or Alaska? Surely it would be wiser to test in, say, Texas?
Also, what are your thoughts on math? Are you pro-precalculus?
Not at all – these are the 5 states with the least cows, so the least to go wrong.
My thoughts on math? It’s wrong. Maths is the only right way forward, as pointed out by Mr Nasty from the ‘not-European Europe’ constituency.
I am anti-postcalculus, pro-calculus, and neutral on pre-calculus.
Automatic natural ice-cream sounds like a great policy, we will be looking into that.
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Offline With a cow based platform, wouldn’t you do better in a place like India?
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Offline Not with a heavily beef orientated country such as USA. We are committed to providing cattle the best lives possible before we eat them.
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50yearslate said
The Hole Got Fixed said
That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:
Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Apologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
Are there a lot of cows in Rhode Island or Alaska? Surely it would be wiser to test in, say, Texas?
Also, what are your thoughts on math? Are you pro-precalculus?
Not at all – these are the 5 states with the least cows, so the least to go wrong.
My thoughts on math? It’s wrong. Maths is the only right way forward, as pointed out by Mr Nasty from the ‘not-European Europe’ constituency.
I am anti-postcalculus, pro-calculus, and neutral on pre-calculus.
pro-calculus?!? I feel betrayed 
Automatic natural ice-cream sounds like a great policy, we will be looking into that.
OOH YES THIS SOUNDS VERY NICE
The Hole Got Fixed said
Not with a heavily beef orientated country such as USA. We are committed to providing cattle the best lives possible before we eat them.
The US is a country of CAFOs, you might want to rethink that
Ron Nasty said
50yearslate said
The Hole Got Fixed said
That is a very good idea that hadn’t previously been thought of, thanks for your input. After much deliberation, I have decided to trial that in the following states:
Rhode Island
Delaware
New Hampshire
Alaska
Connecticut
Apologies on the disagreement between Ms Apple and myself – it seems she was in that briefing while I was on the campaign trail.
Are there a lot of cows in Rhode Island or Alaska? Surely it would be wiser to test in, say, Texas?
Also, what are your thoughts on math? Are you pro-precalculus?
You start where the numbers are low, or frozen, is surely an understood principle to work out the kinks. No point launching on a big scale before you know what you’re gonna do with Mick Avory.
Are there any cows in Alaska tho? Maybe you could just do a couple of places in Texas and not the whole state at once?
It’s maths, short for mathematics, not math, short for mathematic. I am pre-procalculus.
I’m pre-procalculus too and NO IT’S MATH CAPITALISM NECESSITATES THE ABSENCE OF THE ‘S’ IN ORDER TO SAVE MONEY ON THE PRINTING OF NEWSPAPERS OR AT LEAST IT DID IN THE OLD TIMEY DAYS I’M BEING FRUGAL DON’T CORRECT ME
also, surely it would be short for mathematics?
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Offline Really, wouldn’t it be “math’s,” grammatically speaking, if “maths” is short for “mathematics“?
Also, if it wasn’t capitalism, would you not still want to save things?
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