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11 November 2010
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Ahhh Girl said
When you think about an academic library, how quite do you want it to be inside?
Very. As close to silent as possible.
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You realise you’re all being fooled. @Ahhh Girl is an academic librarian. She is planning her next reign of tyranny to crack down on library infringements. She has bought a new whip. Your opinions are being sought to justify her brutal reign as an academic librarian. Her next question will be whether the death penalty is unduly harsh when a book is returned more than three days late.
Do not encourage her tyrannical ways!
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1 November 2013
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I like my libraries like this
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Offline Ron Nasty ominously foretold
Her next question will be whether the death penalty is unduly harsh when a book is returned more than three days late.
Oh please AG, I beg you oh please have mercy on poor little me, think of all the good times we’ve had together and all the Pauls I’ve given you, I’ll give you some more Pauls if you just give me Another Day to find that novel, I promise I’ll be good I’ll never return a book even two days late if you let me off just this once; don’t let me die, I’m too young, I haven’t even collected the Anthologies yet, oh please pretty Please Please Me …
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11.07pm
8 January 2015
Offline Mandatory kazoo test with every book checked out. Your performance will be graded and every month your score will be posted online. The lowest ten scores every month loses library access for a month. No practising in library time.
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Offline I am considering your request, SG. What about the people who are waiting to check that book out?
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1 November 2013
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You got a scanner silly girl, just copy all of the pages then hand it back to the library. Then everyone wins. Or better yet, have all books online so they auto return when the time is up.
Better idea, do what I did when the librarian forced be to return a book after checking it out for over a month, memorize the part you like best.
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We have a job opening for kazoo performance rater. Anyone interested in applying?
I’ll apply if you let me live. My performance grades shall be as follows:
A. Almost pleasant
B. Bearable
C. Moderately bearable
D. Needs improvement
E. Cringe-worthy
F. Absolutely insufferable
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11.11am
1 November 2013
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What would you do if, when you woke up tomorrow, you found yourself 9 months pregnant?
I asked Chloe the cat and this is what she wrote down.
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Offline I’d be asking adoption agencies what good family wants a newborn. I’d also be researching the least painful way to have a baby. What drugs can they pump me full of so I won’t be in pain?
I think that is what Chloe said too.
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Basically what AG said. A C section sounds rather pleasant.
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1.43pm
11 November 2010
Offline Probably do what I usually do, while eating weird stuff.
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12 November 2015
Offline Yeah, probably the C section. Then I’d give the baby to some foster parents.
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14 April 2010
Offline Starr Shine? said
Time to take a turn for the strange! For both men and ladies.What would you do if, when you woke up tomorrow, you found yourself 9 months pregnant?
I’d look forward to my paternity leave from work. That would give me sufficient time in which to write the book.
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17 December 2012
Offline All those years ago, back when I was a kid, my older sister went to one of the posher schools in the area. She had the strangest English teacher who’d give her classes the weirdest titles for creative essays. I remember her once coming home with the title, “My Life in My Father’s Womb”!!!!
It’d have to be a c-section. No other option I can think that’s feasible. I mean, I know a woman’s… stretches, but nothing I have is stretching that much!
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29 August 2013
Offline “What would you do if, when you woke up tomorrow, you found yourself 9 months pregnant?”
Make a YouTube video about it and become an overnight social media sensation – move over ‘gangnam style’.
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10.23am
1 November 2013
Offline How many countries do you think there are?
12.11pm
14 February 2016
Offline USA, Brazil, Harmonica… That’s all I can think of.
I didn’t study geography in school, sorry.
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11 November 2010
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How many countries do you think there are?
Roughly 200.
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