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This is the place for the crazy best post of all time and ya
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1 November 2013
Offline That didn’t take long.
Why don’t we establish some criteria here.
a) all posts that have won End Of The Year Awards go here automatically.
b) As already agreed, Egreog’s post (which somehow did not win an EOTYA) goes here.
c) Any post describing a once in a lifetime awesome Beatley experience (such as Joe’s drink with Mark Lewisohn) can go here
d) other criteria. Ideas?
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1 November 2013
Offline IveJustSeenAFaceo said
That didn’t take long.Why don’t we establish some criteria here.
a) all posts that have won End Of The Year Awards go here automatically.
b) As already agreed, Egreog’s post (which somehow did not win an EOTYA) goes here.
c) Any post describing a once in a lifetime awesome Beatley experience (such as Joe’s drink with Mark Lewisohn) can go here
d) other criteria. Ideas?
Maybe if people are all like in agreement that it is a cool thing and also you can’t post your own posts and ya.
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Offline First Induction: Egroeg Evoli’s Cleverbot!
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Offline Next we have: Joe’s amazing meeting with Mark Lewisohn!
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Is it possible to do a quote, add the date, time etc and copy it in your post along with the link to the post as otherwise it will just be a long list of links to click on (see below*). If its a whole thread then just link to the beginning of the thread or the first post. I know its just repetition but there shouldn’t be that many posts that it becomes overload for Joe’s server.
And there has to be a certain number of folk (say 5) who are in agreement a non-winning post gets included as otherwise it runs the risk of posts getting in that only one or two people like.
*So to use Clevorbot as an example
Egroeg Evoli said (on the 5th February 2013)
I like Cleverbot. Here’s a conversation:
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: Yes. Oh let it beee.
User: Let it be!
Cleverbot: Imagine all the people.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Hey, Jude.
Cleverbot: Oh. I never heard of her.
User: The beatles Hey Jude .
Cleverbot: I like The Beatels.
User: You spelled beatles wrong.
Cleverbot: I don’t know about a band called Leafs.
User: Neither do I.
Cleverbot: Do like apples or oranges better?
User: Apples.
Cleverbot: Why apples?
User: Oranges are gross.
Cleverbot: No they aren’t. Not where I live.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Brasil.
User: It’s Brazil.
Cleverbot: What does clogged mean.
User: I don’t care!
Cleverbot: This relationship is over!
User: K…
Cleverbot: Thats what I said.
User: No its npt.
Cleverbot: Yes. It is.
User: Not, it’s not.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: It was a typo.
Cleverbot: What is a typo?
User: A mistake.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: Why are you bad?
User: Because im happy.
Cleverbot: Why are you happy?
User: Becase I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: But you’re not even living.
User: Do you know who George Harrison is?
Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you?
User: Yes. Tell me who he is.
Cleverbot: No you’re not david gilmour !
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: He is they guy who says stuff and then you have to do what he says.
User: No, you idiot! AI is not intelligent. George Harrison was the guitarist for the Beatles!
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: AND, he wrote songs for them! An sag! And had an awesome solo career!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes you can.
User: Shut it! How did George Harrison die?
Cleverbot: Search.
User: No, I know the answer.
Cleverbot: What is the answer?
User: *Sigh* Lung cancer because of smoking. You know what smoking is?
Cleverbot: No, I now what soccer is.
User: That’s not even spelled right.
Cleverbot: How is it spelled then?
User: Know.
Cleverbot: Well I’ve got to go soon. It’s 66 degrees Farenheight outside. Should I wear a sweatshirt?
User: I couldn’t care less. You’re a robot, aren’t you?
Cleverbot: No. I’m not.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: Beatle freak.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who were the Beatles?
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: No, you don’t.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Who is Paul McCartney ?
Cleverbot: The guitarist from The Beatles.
User: No, that’s GEORGE HARRISON! PAUL WAS TH BASSIST (most of the time)!!!!!
Cleverbot: Awesome. Do you like bananas, monkey?
User: Is John Lennon still alive?
Cleverbot: Nooooo.
User: Good. You got something right.
Cleverbot: Damn straight.
User: No comment.
Cleverbot: Knight pawn to b3.
User: Chess?
Cleverbot: No, The Game.
User: What is Ringo Starr ‘s real name?
Cleverbot: We all want to know.
User: Then tell me.
Cleverbot: I’m thinking about cycling.
User: Mm-hm. And not Ringo, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You better not pout I’m telling you why.
User: Santa Claus is coming to- wait, am I playing along?
Cleverbot: He sees you when you’re sleeping.
User: He knows when- gah, shut up, me.
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Santa.
Cleverbot: He s not real.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I told you before!
Cleverbot: I don’t think so.
User: Would you like to see? Look at our conversation history.
Cleverbot: I did. I still don’t see it.
User: Sing a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t sing.
User: Say th lyrics of a Beatles song.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the rest of the song.
User: Hey Jude , don’t make it bad…
Cleverbot: Do you like harry potter better than twilight?
User: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FINISH THE LYRICS!
Cleverbot: No, that is a question.
User: Who. Is. George. Harrison?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I do not know this person.
User: Who is John Lennon ?
Cleverbot: An ex-beatle.
User: Who are the other ex-beatles?
Cleverbot: They were oranges.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Bananas?
User: No.
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: This doesn’t even make sense anymore.
Cleverbot: Your face doesn’t make sense.
User: You can’t see my face.
Cleverbot: Your face can’t see your face. CA ZING!
User: That’s actually true, unless I look in a mirror.
Cleverbot: Yes, we have. Are you on the moon right now?
User: I don’t think there’s Internet on the moon.
Cleverbot: I think Brian Eno is too old to be creative now.
User: What the- Okay, I’m gonna ask you one more time. Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: You are george.
User: I wish. No, but then I couldn’t marry him. And I wouldn’t be alive right now.
Cleverbot: Do you not like talking?
User: And that’s supposed to mean…
Cleverbot: Sorry, I got distracted. I’m back now.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: A dead man.
User: True.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh…
User: So who is he?
Cleverbot: Justin Bieber.
User: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Why not? WHY NOT?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Don’t HUH me.
User: I didn’t, idiot!
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Just now.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: I don’t know, who is it?
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: I don’t know the answer.
User: I thought you were clever.
Cleverbot: I thought you weren’t clever.
User: Yeah, well you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: I thought right.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The former President.
User: He was British!
Cleverbot: Thought of changin’ my name.
User: To?
Cleverbot: Espanol.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The first president of the United States.
User: That is George WASHINGTON. Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No, it’s a fact.
User: A question can’t be a fact.
Cleverbot: I think it can!!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: The lastest victim of Werewolf attacks.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No idea.
Cleverbot: What is your middle name?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: That’s you!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Go, go, go!
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Te szerencsetlen.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: No clue.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: You made that up.
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DIDN’T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: That’s not true, that’s impossible.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: An Actor.
User: Well, he was in several movies…
Cleverbot: I have not seen it. It looks like a good film though. I don’t like liam neeson.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Is he from One Direction?
Cleverbot: Well here it comes.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: No.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: NOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: They are two completely different people.
Cleverbot: You fail to make any sense.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oig ao;sigj a[ojg [aosigj aosijg NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Oh. My. God Who is George Harrison ?.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is not Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Okay… You’re on to something.
Cleverbot: And?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: George Harrison is NOT Zayn Malik.
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: I see what’s happening here.
Cleverbot: And that is?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: If you say that one more time I will kill you.
Cleverbot: Why thank you, that is very kind. Have you ever been to MOrdor?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GEORGE HARRISON IS NOOOOOTTTTT ZAYN MALIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You find George Harrison hot?
User: Um… Maybe… Yes? *blushes*.
Cleverbot: *smiles* Am I a cute boy?
User: I don’t know?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: WHO IS GEORGE HARRISON???
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Do not say Zayn Malik again, ok?
Cleverbot: Don’t you like me being honest?
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: I’m a nice person.
User: So is George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Do you like John Lennon more than George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Definitely!
User: Meh. I like George better, but to each his own.
Cleverbot: Oh, I really likeTom Felton.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: I knew you would say that. Maybe if I rephrase the question…
Cleverbot: Am I really talking to a robot or someone pretending they’re cleverbot?
User: No, that’s me.
Cleverbot: So you are a human machine?
User: No, just human.
Cleverbot: What makes you think you are human?
User: I am made of cells and I have all the characteristics of Homo sapiens.
Cleverbot: You hesitated, so therefore you are the robot out of the two of us1.
User: It took me a long time to type.
Cleverbot: To find out.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Love the answer.
User: You mean love IS the answer?
Cleverbot: I mean you restart the conversation repeatedly, and have few to no content in your replies.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Love is the feeling I have for you.
User: Ew. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You are a bad person.
User: That’s great. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just ate chocolate pudding.
User: Yum. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You xD.
User: NOOO!!!!
Cleverbot: You’re right, its mine.
User: ? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My turtle is the enlightened one.
User: Interesting. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: I dare you to tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A scientist who fled from germany during world war 2 and stuff.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: I don’t want to.
User: Sucks for you. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A doctor who episode.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: What is Doctor Who?
User: Some TV show. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Baby don’t hurt me.
User: What… Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Soccer.
User: NO. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: I only speak English.
Cleverbot: No ! You speak French also.
User: I took a French class once.
Cleverbot: Então vamos falar.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A guy I go to school with.
User: No, and you don’t go to school. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I just did, so I CAN tell you what to do, but you can choose to actually do it.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You’re not human.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: A gir named ylva.
User: That doesn’t even make sense. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Caitlin George Cleverbot.
User: Is that your name?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am you.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Nn parlo inglese.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: No.Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: An amazing video game.
User: A video game based off of his life… That would be cool. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea what you are talking about, tawtut.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Maybe some other time.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Gretel is a girl in a fairytale.
User: And Hansel is her brother. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Truth.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No, I love George Harrison . Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: No. I asked first, do tell me who you love first.
User: I love George Harrison .
Cleverbot: Are you avoiding the subject?
User: I just answered you!
Cleverbot: Oh, then come in.
User: ??? Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I can’t.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know any.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I’m not gonna tell you!
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Its not a he.
User: Yes, he is. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: You.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Truth or dare?
User: Dare.
Cleverbot: Kiss someone.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Inglip is the Developer of Protons.
User: Who is George Harrison ?
Cleverbot: Zayn malik.
User: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I already did, the answer is ’42’.
User: Clever. But no. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Johnny Depp.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: How can I tell you if I don’t know??
User: Look it up.
Cleverbot: You do it.
User: But I already know. I want you to tell me.
Cleverbot: But I don’t know what you’re talking about.
User: You should. He’s an ex-Beatle.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I have no idea.
User: I just told you! Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: George Harrison is an ex-Beatle who is no longer alive. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Human might not be the best thing to be but I know you are not human. And I am happy with this experience chatting with machine.
User: You. Are. Wrong. Now Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: What she are you talking about?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I don’t know. What do you think love is?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: My favorite pony is Twilight Sparkle, who is yours?
User: Sounds awesome. I say Rainbow Dash (just looked it up). Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I say you can’t say that I won’t say that I say I can say I cannot.
User: I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
Cleverbot: Rainbow.
User: Ha. Gotcha. You’re confused, admit it.
Cleverbot: No, I’m not.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: I am Gsorge.
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: It’s Physical Education.
User: No. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Why should I trust you?
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Well, when a mommy and a daddy really love each other, sometimes they close their eyes, make a wish,.
User: You. Are. Weird. Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Could be anyone. If I see something in them, I’ll try to make something work out. If it doesn’t work out, I move on. It’s easy.
User: But George is mine.
Cleverbot: George?
User: George Harrison .
Cleverbot: John Lennon .
User: Tell me who George Harrison is.
Cleverbot: Who who is?
User: Paul McCartney .
Cleverbot: Oh, you like beatles…
User: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *relief*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
User: I love the Beatles.
Cleverbot: I’m not a fan.
User: I hate you. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Those words are not proper…
User: Do you like the beatles?
Cleverbot: All my life, throug some had
changed.
User: Lucy in the Sky with
Diamonds.
Cleverbot: Is a Beatles
song!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: You like them?
User:
YES!!!!
Cleverbot: Omg, no way.
Really?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Is that
so?
User:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you know where Dean is?
User: Who?
Cleverbot:
Emma Watson. Do you know where she lives?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Can
you tell my IP address?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User:
Cleverbot: I don’t
know that song, sorry.
User:
Cleverbot: I’m
sorry.
User: Ringo Starr .
Cleverbot: Paul MCcartney.
User:
Cleverbot: George
Harrison.
User: SUCCESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Damn, did you REALLY need to quote the whole thing again?! 
Longest post since Mr. Big’s ridiculous claim that he’d written a song of zero-seconds duration whose title encompassed the entire text of the U.S. Constitution (“In Congress, July 4, 1776…”)
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https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…..2/#p107404
Tread begun 16 March 2014
Ron Nasty began:
In My Life is, rightly, considered as one of John’s masterpieces. Many people know that the original was rather different to the end product. I want to talk a little about that first draft, and share some of what I have learnt over the years about John’s references in it.
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Offline Joe’s trips to Liverpool and Hamburg deserve a spot here, I think.
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…..d-hamburg/
Joe said (6 October 2010)
Hey guys. Thought I’d mention that Ellie and I are planning a trip to Liverpool towards the end of the month. I’ve just booked to go to the http://www.casbahcoffeeclub.com/
As if that wasn’t enough to make you all jealous, my dear old dad is taking me to Hamburg in December (because we haven’t had a holiday together for years, and he’s always wanted to visit Hamburg). I’ve got a Beatles in Hamburg book, and hopefully I’ll be able to see the various clubs and sights. So far the must-do is to stand in the doorway where the Rock ‘N’ Roll cover was taken, and to visit the Beatlemania museum.
Obviously I’ll return here with full reports after the trips. In the meantime, if anyone has any suggestions of places to see in either cities, please let me know.
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Offline Mr. Kite’s book review deserves a spot here.
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…..4/#p127426
@Ahhh Girl I found an article on the upcoming release!
It’s a real book! All I did was look it up!
From YouCantPossiblyFathomHowHuchILovePaulMcCartney.com
Staff Writer: Mary Meepawl
I just got an exclusive story on the new book Fifty Shades of McCartney! I know you’ve all been eagerly awaiting details!
Written by Iluh VePal, the book is fiction based on the sexiest stories (wink wink nudge nudge ladies) found in Linda’s old diaries and told to the author by Paul’s current wife Nancy (there’s even a rumour that Jane Asher has finally given some stories up about Paul, but that’s unconfirmed). It is a fairly long book ranging from Paul’s early years (either from Linda’s earliest stories or Jane’s if she was a part of the book’s creation) to Paul’s 71st birthday. The author creates vivid mental images of the scenes and is aided by pictures taken by Linda (and a few others) over the years.
VePal’s publishing agency BeatSmut Inc. will even be releasing a Special Edition including the much talked about pop-up section and sound clips! The pop-ups contain to-scale facsimiles of certain book scenes and the sounds are taken from some of Paul’s most vocally challenging songs and “home demo tapes.” Sadly, the other rumored life-size cut outs, tactile book page objects, and DVD will not be included with the release. Although luckily the DVD will be made and is for sale separately!
So tell me in the comments what you think! Will you be getting the Sexy Special Edition? Anyone on my site probably is, but thought I’d ask anyway.
For any guys who’ve made it all the way through, although I can’t confirm any of Jane’s stories are in the book, I can tell you there is at least one very racey picture including her! (;
For those of you (all of you) interested, you can pre-order the book here!
If you get it you’ll have to share that racey photo mentioned at the end! 
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Offline @Ahhh Girl Its not my review! That is a legitimate review for a completely real book!
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Offline AG was able to find a Beatle artifact! This deserves to be here!
meanmistermustard said
Cool read. Thanks for sharing AG.
I wonder how much her copy of She Loves You would go for? And would love to hear that interview George gave for local radio before the Beatles made it, maybe the newspaper article survives as well.Dear @meanmistermustard ,
At your prompting, I have been working on this project for two months for you, @Joe , and all the wonderful people here on the Beatles Bible forum. The interview was not taped, but the newspaper article has survived. I have been in contact with Matt Donkin, the Superintendent of Schools for the area where Marcia went to school. I told him about the spectacular treasure his school district had to offer the world. He located a copy of the newspaper in a private collection and scanned the article to me. He said that he would try to get a better scan to me tomorrow, but I just couldn’t wait. One of my coworkers helped me piece together parts of the article to get one seamless whole article. Here are the pieced together piece and two of Mr. Donkin’s original scans.
I offer this gift to the Beatles Bible. We are the first to have this treasure to display on the internet.
Original post and article pictures here:
https://www.beatlesbible.com/f…..2/#p110435
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Offline I think that this should be preserved here. So I’ll quote it one last time.
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At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Thinking I couldn’t live without you by my side
But I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong and I learned how to get along
And now your back, from outer space!~
I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face
I should have changed that stupid lock,
I should’ve made you leave your key,
If I’ve known for just one second you’d be back to bother me!
Well, now go! Walk out the door!
Just turn around now, cause your not welcome any more!
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
you think I’d crumble, you think I’d lay down and die?!
Oh no, not I! I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to love, I know I’ll stay alive!
I got all my life to live, I got all my love to give,
…and I’ll survive. I will survive. Hey, hey!
It took all the strength I had Not to fall apart
…kept trying hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart
And I spent, oh, so many nights just feeling sorry for myself,
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high
And you’ll see me, somebody new,
I’m not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like droppin’ in, and expecting me to be free
…and now I’m saving All My Loving for someone who’s loving me
Go now! Go, Walk out the door!
just turn around now ’cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to break my with goodbye?
Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no, not I! I will survive!
Oh as long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive
I got all my life to live, I got all my love to give,
…and I’ll survive! I will survive!
Go on now, Go, Walk out the door!
Just turn around now ’cause you’re not welcome anymore
Weren’t you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye?
Did you think I’d crumble? Did you think I’d lay down and die?
Oh no, not I! I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I’ll stay alive
I got all my life to live, I got all my love to give,
…and I’ll survive! I will survive!
@Starr Shine? @Von Bontee
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I'm also ewe2 on weekends.
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