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Scotland teams playing sport. If the national football team are so crap they can’t even get to the point of failing miserably from possible success then our rugby team will.
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Injuries that get sorer after they happen, unlike the norm (they get less sore over the following few hours instead).
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Offline DON’T DIE PLEASE HOLEY
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DON’T DIE PLEASE HOLEY
I’ll try…
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Offline ^ If it were me, I would die just to spite you, Fiddy. Nobody tells me what to do! 😉
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Is that so?
ASJ, DO WHAT YOU WANT!
Now please don’t die 😉
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18 March 2013
Offline ^ Fine then, keep an eye on rip.ie (yes that really is the national website for Irish deaths).
There will be a battle royale for the entire contents of my will.
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15 November 2018
Offline And yet you’re still obeying my first command 😉
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18 March 2013
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And yet you’re still obeying my first command 😉
*plugs fingers in ears* NAH, NAH I’M NOT LISTENING, NAH, NAH, NAH.
Funnily enough that’s how some politicians act.
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15 November 2018
Offline ASJ 4 PREZ 2020
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18 March 2013
Offline I would like to announce my campaign today to run as President of the United States in 2020. I know that I’ll win but they say I have to like actually do a “campaign trail” or something like that to get my name on the ballot paper so like fine but you know I’ll let you all stay in the big house once or twice during my presidency.
There might be some slight issues because I’m not technically a US citizen, wasn’t born there, don’t have American parents but hey it worked out for Obama didn’t it?***
Now, who would like to be my running mate?
***Before somebody comes chiming in and I know somebody bloody will, if Obama came from Kenya, then Trump’s skin tone is real.
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27 November 2016
Offline As another non-American citizen, I feel I’m more than qualified for the job of your running mate, ASJ.
Just a heads up though, my stamina is really not very good and I can’t run more than about 300 metres without losing my breath…
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18 March 2013
Offline Perfect, welcome to the team Holey.
Our slogan can be:
“Holeier than thou”.
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I’ve got some kind of bite on my right knuckles, I think from a spider, because it’s all fluffy and annoying. I’ve also gotten ‘Zombie’ by the Cranberries stuck in my head (IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAEEEAAEEEAD) because I’m supposed to learn it for a Halloween gig. 
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15 November 2018
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I’ve got some kind of bite on my right knuckles, I think from a spider, because it’s all fluffy and annoying. I’ve also gotten ‘Zombie’ by the Cranberries stuck in my head (IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAEEEAAEEEAD) because I’m supposed to learn it for a Halloween gig.
Ouch.
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Beeeeatles Biblers
LET’S ELECT THEM
caaan we do this
YES! WE! CAN!
(If the Bob the Builder theme song isn’t stuck in your head now I’ve done something wrong)
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Offline Actually it put these lines from Despite Repeated Warnings in my head
Yes we can do it
Yes we can do it nowYes we can do it whoa, whoa
Yes we can do it whoa, whoa
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15 November 2018
Offline That sounds a lot better.
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27 November 2016
Offline It’s amazing what conversation can spawn from me complaining about bumping my elbow…
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9 March 2017
Offline Beatlebug said
Can an Irish and an Australian win the US presidential election? Stay tuned to BBN (Beatles Bible News)!
Unfortunately, no. Only American born citizens who are at least 35 years old and have lived in the US for at least 14 years are allowed to run for president.
If you're reading this, you are looking for something to do.
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18 March 2013
Offline Ah but we’re special, DO. I’m sure the US government will make an exception for Holey and me. We would be great, glorious dictat… I mean… presidents.
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