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11 November 2010
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LED headlights. I get that they never burn out, but they’re irritating to other drivers. They’re way too bright. I don’t want to be blinded by my rearview mirror. The blue tint also makes me think there’s a cop behind me.
“But they never burn out” an auto executive says.
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I’m with you 100% on that one, @Necko.
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After a shower at the gym……Towel off…..Step one foot into my shorts…..Pull the shorts off the floor, stick the 2nd foot in and catch a still wet little toe somewhere and nearly topple. Lower the shorts do it again and catch the same bloody toe again…..Errggggh!
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Dancing around one’s bathroom dripping slippery wet and naked, trying to hop into your trousers whilst your trousers try to wrestle you to the floor. Fun times. 
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Offline Why are you trying to put trousers on when still “dripping slippery wet,” @Beatlebug? Me, when I jump out the bath, I dry myself before getting dressed.
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15 February 2015
Offline Okay, maybe not completely wet, that’s poetic license. But usually still slightly damp, at least — enough to make your trousers try to strangle you. Perhaps I was conflating it with my memories of swimming-suits as well.
I have a head cold so my logic is only working at 50% today
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Offline That’s no fun, hope you’re feeling better @Beatlebug 
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15 November 2018
Offline When an acquaintance that looks vaguely familiar but whom you don’t remember ever speaking to in your life approaches and attempts friendly small talk and you’re smiling and nodding but on the inside you’re like “PLEASE REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY AT ONCE I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE DO I KNOW YOU.” Very awkward. 
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15 February 2015
Offline Maybe you could tactfully make a (totally random) guess, like, ‘Didn’t we meet at ____?’ and if it’s wrong and they correct you, you can be like, ‘Oh, yeah, duh, I totally knew that’ 
I don’t know, just a thought 
Or you could just ask them how you know them. (that’s probably what I’d do)
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15 November 2018
Offline Beatlebug said
Maybe you could tactfully make a (totally random) guess, like, ‘Didn’t we meet at ____?’ and if it’s wrong and they correct you, you can be like, ‘Oh, yeah, duh, I totally knew that’I don’t know, just a thought
I suppose that might be worth a try, I’ll have to remember it next time. 
Or you could just ask them how you know them. (that’s probably what I’d do)
I like to avoid that if I can because I feel like it gives a sort of “oh-sorry-I-didn’t-care-enough-about-any-past-interactions-we-may-have-had-enough-to-bother-remembering-them” sort of vibe, but maybe that’s just me.
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15 February 2015
Offline ^See, you actually care about other people’s feelings. I’m a tactless b*****d. 
Also, I don’t think it necessarily means that you don’t care about your past interactions, just that you’re forgetful and… ya know… that stuff happens… I dunno
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Offline I know so many goddamn people. I’m very thankful of the fact that I’m good at remembering names because that would be awkward.
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Offline All the fat-skinny people, all the tall-short people, all the nobody people, all the somebody people? Never thought you’d meet so many people… *arpeggiated Am piano chord*
I’m good with remembering names, but I don’t know a lot of people so it’s kind of a waste. So I put my skills to use with rock factoids instead. 
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15 November 2018
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^See, you actually care about other people’s feelings. I’m a tactless b*****d.
You are not. 
Beatlebug said
I’m good with remembering names, but I don’t know a lot of people so it’s kind of a waste. So I put my skills to use with rock factoids instead.
XD yes same here.
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Beatlebug said
^See, you actually care about other people’s feelings. I’m a tactless b*****d.
You are not.
Beatlebug said
I’m good with remembering names, but I don’t know a lot of people so it’s kind of a waste. So I put my skills to use with rock factoids instead.
XD yes same here.
I am cultured, I do both.
I’m honestly surprised I still have friends after all the rock factoids I throw at them
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Fiddy, try asking “when did I see you last?” and maybe their answer will remind you.
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Offline That is such a good way around this problem! I will be using that for sure
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15 November 2018
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Fiddy, try asking “when did I see you last?” and maybe their answer will remind you.
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Offline Trying to do math homework with a fourteen-pound cat stretched out on your textbook.
He looks so comfortable, I don’t want to move him…
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