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4.42am
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14 April 2010
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vonbontee said
Ha, those half-apples look really gross on people’s faces – like a fly’s head or a (you should pardon the expression) scrotum or something
Or, if you turn your screen upside down, a delightful posterior.
Raise your hand if you just turned your screen upside down
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4.43am
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29 August 2013
Offline vonbontee said
Ha, those half-apples look really gross on people’s faces – like a fly’s head or a (you should pardon the expression) scrotum or something
I think we all look really fab!
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8.31am
8 January 2015
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Pot kettle! Apples and Pears! Oi!
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but I may have to get more specific in the future.
8.49am
17 February 2015
Offline Apples Here There And Everywhere and Apples Facial good for the face
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3 August 2014
Offline I’m enjoying a new kind of wildflower apple for breakfast this morning. Bonappletit!
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17 February 2015
Offline Sugarplum fairy said
I’m enjoying a new kind of wildflower apple for breakfast this morning. Bonappletit!
Nice sunapple flowers
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3 August 2014
Offline HongKongLady said
Nice sunapple flowers
Ah, good one!
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23 March 2015
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The Apple you need is on my shoulder 
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9.53am
22 September 2014
Offline My head feels funny. And not ha-ha funny.
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10.25am
8 April 2014
Offline New people to the forum must really be wondering what the hell is going on…
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22 September 2014
Offline For some reason, I expected Von Kite’s apple to be winking.
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10.46am
23 March 2015
Offline I got an Apple on my shoulder that’s bigger than my feet,
I can’t talk to people that I meet 
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11.08am
10 December 2014
Offline I have it on good authority that the apple on my avatar is specifically designed for lefties!
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1 May 2011
Offline Apple have a special apple peeler for left handed apples. Plays random 12 second clips from various Apple artists each time you peel. Only costs £24.99 + p&p tho you have to provide proof you are left handed by sending them your right hand.
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11.24am
10 December 2014
Offline meanmistermustard said
Apple have a special apple peeler for left handed apples. Plays random 12 second clips from various Apple artists each time you peel. Only costs £24.99 + p&p tho you have to provide proof you are left handed by sending them your right hand.
Fortunately, I eat the apple without peeling, so I’m going to pass on that.
I did buy half a dozen left-handed plectrums(plectra) this morning, though . . .
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1 May 2011
Offline Music related items arent something Apple are looking to move into, they think it will distill the brand and are a bit tacky. Toasters, foot scrapers, thermal coats for snowmen to stop them getting cold, sandwich cosies, those are the types of merchandise that suit a band like the Beatles.
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2.36pm
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14 April 2010
Offline Hildy said
meanmistermustard said
Apple have a special apple peeler for left handed apples. Plays random 12 second clips from various Apple artists each time you peel. Only costs £24.99 + p&p tho you have to provide proof you are left handed by sending them your right hand.Fortunately, I eat the apple without peeling, so I’m going to pass on that.
I did buy half a dozen left-handed plectrums(plectra) this morning, though . . .
CANNIBALS!!!
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3.35pm
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1 November 2013
Offline I’ve been gone for waayyyyy too long, I don’t know who half the people in this thread are!
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3.45pm
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1 May 2011
Offline I havent and i dont know what with the name changes.
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3.51pm
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15 February 2015
Offline IveJustSeenAFaceo bassooned emphatically
I’ve been gone for waayyyyy too long, I don’t know who half the people in this thread are!
Hmm… you have…
Well, I’ll introduce myself then. I’m me, and I’ve been Appleised. How are you? Do you feel Appley?
I’ve Just Seen A Face I can’t forgetThe time or place in which we met,It’s just the face for me, I wish for all the world to seeMy apple… la da da, dadum, da.Had it not been for AnnadogI might have looked the other wayAnd I’d have never been Appled,But as it is, I’ll dream of applesTonight… na na na ladum da.
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