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Courtesy of Dhani Harrison, who got it from his auld dad, who got it from one of his cronies (say it out loud, fairly quickly, for best results):
Where does Saddam Hussein keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
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14 April 2010
Offline There is a revolutionary new pillow on the market made of corduroy. It is really making headlines.
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11.47pm
5 November 2011
Offline I love corduroy
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5.48pm
11 November 2010
Offline Why is your nose in the middle of your face?
Because it’s the scenter!
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10.16am
18 December 2017
Offline What do you call a ball rolling down a hill?
The set-up for a joke.
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The Concert for Bageldesh
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Walrian here! Not Fiddy, or anyone else, actually.
3.24pm
11 November 2010
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I saw this neat comic about musician deaths on Facebook and thought it was share-worthy.
@sir walter raleigh might dig this.
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10.35pm
11 November 2010
Offline What U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minisoda.
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12.45pm
11 November 2010
Offline Apparently, you can’t use beefstew as a password.
It’s not stroganoff.
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7.29pm
11 April 2016
Offline I couldn’t possibly trust a duck to be my doctor.
They all use quack medical devices.
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5.54am
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18 March 2013
Offline I know this is mostly used for jokes but I think I can share my happiness in it, can’t I?
Anyhoo, today I got 2 freebies from lovely Amazon sellers.
1) I bought a soap for dry skin because my skin is like an extremely parched desert (fun fact my GP said I had the driest skin she’d ever seen when I was 7. The GP had been practising for about 50 years at the time).
The soap is made in Donegal (which is a place in Ireland for all you non-Irish geography knowing people), and they were so kind as to send me a lovely moisturising balm, which has made my lips feel like soft clouds. Truly delightful!
2) I’ve been buying back issues of Doctor Who Magazine because I’m quite a big Who fan, and I only started subscribing to the magazine within the last 3 years as I’ve actually had money to pay for it myself woohoo. Anyways, I bought 5 back issues ranging from 2005-2013, most of them just happening to be Tennant and Billie Piper covers (Tennant being ‘Doctor Who’ and Billie Piper being one of the Doctor’s companions).
Long story short, the package came and I thought “hang on I didn’t order 6?!?”, the seller had put in a bonus Billie Piper DW magazine which celebrates the female companions from 1963 to 2005. Now ain’t that sweet?
So, I’ve had a happy morning.
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INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!
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Make Love, Not Wardrobes!
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"Stop throwing jelly beans at me"- George Harrison
10.17am
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15 February 2015
Offline AppleScruffJunior said
I know this is mostly used for jokes but I think I can share my happiness in it, can’t I?
Indeed!
Happiness is a nice haircut. I gave mine a trim the other day and I was quite pleased with it afterwards (just ignore the terrible layering attempts in the back 
— cutting your own back hair is horribly difficult 
). 
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4.37pm
11 November 2010
Offline This news story made me laugh far more than strictly necessary.
WSDOT apologizes for ‘inappropriate message’ on traffic sign
The Washington State Department of Transportation has apologized for an “inappropriate message” that appeared on one of its traffic signs.
Motorist Ruslan Kozlov tells KCPQ-TV he was driving on Interstate 5 south near Seattle-Tacoma International Airport Tuesday afternoon when he spotted the message “U Suck” on an overhead sign.
WSDOT said it was “clearly a mistake” that was caused by a “training error.” The agency says it’s taking steps so it doesn’t happen again.
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12.55pm
17 February 2015
Offline Happy to stay here in the cabin with my hubby trc!
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18 March 2013
Offline The Irish Independent (which pretends to be a broadsheet but is an absolute rag in broadsheet’s clothing), they are iconic for picking hideous looking photos of people no matter if they are liked/unliked in the public eye.
I present to you Prime Minister of the UK, Ms. Theresa May.
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INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!
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Make Love, Not Wardrobes!
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"Stop throwing jelly beans at me"- George Harrison
5.22am
14 November 2017
Offline @AppleScruffJunior: haha,nice. Here’s Ed Miliband eating a bacon sandwich. Quick, someone give him the Heimlich!
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12.55pm
11 November 2010
Offline How many waffles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four… no, five… no, four… no, five… no, f-
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2.28pm
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18 March 2013
Offline AppleScruffJunior said
The Irish Independent (which pretends to be a broadsheet but is an absolute rag in broadsheet’s clothing), they are iconic for picking hideous looking photos of people no matter if they are liked/unliked in the public eye.
I don’t think I need to explain this one (teeny tiny bit nsfw)
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INTROVERTS UNITE! Separately....in your own homes!
***
Make Love, Not Wardrobes!
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6.35pm
11 April 2016
Offline What do you call it when a Nasty is nice?
I-Ron-y
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1 May 2011
Offline Nine years since her last released recordings, one of my favourite artists ever, Kendall Payne, has returned with new music.
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