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Happiness Is A Nice Thread
18 February 2017
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Meanwhile in Cuba, the Irish President paid a visit….

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^ Look how bloody happy he looks, I love the little hobbit <3 

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This made me die laughing so I hope it brightens your day if you’re having a bad one. Oh, also make sure you’re eating ice cream while watching this video.

Here’s the original video, also worth a watch.

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23 February 2017
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Seeing lambs in the fields, nothing cuter than lambs running around the place enjoying life.

 

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24 February 2017
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AppleScruffJunior said
Seeing lambs in the fields, nothing cuter than lambs running around the place enjoying life.

 

  

I prefer this kind of lamb.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks “Why the long face?.”

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A man walks into a bar. 

Ouch. 

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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team?

Because she kept running from the ball!

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I heard a joke today:

 

Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, “I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.”

The other guy responds proudly, “Yes, that I am!”

The first guy says, “So am I! And where abouts from Ireland might you be?”

The other guy answers, “I’m from Dublin, I am.” 

The first guy responds, “Sure and begora, and so am I! And what street did you live on in Dublin?” 

The other guy says, “A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.” 

The first guy says, “Faith & it’s a small world, so did I! And to what school would you have been going?”

 The other guy answers, “Well now, I went to St. Mary’s of course.” 

The first guy gets really excited, and says, “And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?” 

The other guy answers, “Well, now, I graduated in 1964.” 

The first guy exclaims, “The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary’s in 1964 my own self.” 

About this time, another guy walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender walks over shaking his head & mutters, “It’s going to be a long night tonight.” 

The guy asks, “Why do you say that?”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

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AppleScruffJunior said
Seeing lambs in the fields, nothing cuter than lambs running around the place enjoying life.

Especially when you’re eating lamb! Enough to make anyone go veg, so ’tis! a-hard-days-night-paul-10

 

Ummm a-hard-days-night-paul-7 happiness, right. RN said that today is the International Day of Happiness. I must say, the spring smells very happy where I am. 

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20 March 2017
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Silly Girl said

AppleScruffJunior said
Seeing lambs in the fields, nothing cuter than lambs running around the place enjoying life.

Especially when you’re eating lamb! Enough to make anyone go veg, so ’tis! a-hard-days-night-paul-10

Been there, done that, didn’t get the t-shirt because it was too expensive.

 

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20 March 2017
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Stop copying Simpsons plots and putting them in this thread you just gave us the plot to Lisa The Vegetarian.

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20 March 2017
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gettingbetter said
Stop copying Simpsons plots and putting them in this thread you just gave us the plot to Lisa The Vegetarian.

  

Getting better I thought you l-l-l-lovvveeddd me, lovvvvveedd meeeeeeeeee?

 

Why do I sound like a lamb?

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Maybe because you eat a lot of lamb.

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gettingbetter said
Maybe because you eat a lot of lamb.  

I’m a proud herbivore thank you very much!

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Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says, “I think we’re doing this joke wrong.”

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George is talking to someone named Arthur, he then proceeds to give him a haircut and put the hair back on his head.

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I don’t like it when people use profane language excessively and at an inappropriate time.

It’s simply unneces-sweary! a-hard-days-night-george-10

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WeepingAtlasCedars said
I don’t like it when people use profane language excessively and at an inappropriate time.

It’s simply unneces-sweary! a-hard-days-night-george-10  

Yeah! Why can’t they be censor-ble? 

Well, that was terrible paul-mccartney-facepalm_gif

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A father tells his son that SpongeBob isn’t real, the son then replies “does that mean Santa Claus isn’t real too”.

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