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9.58am
14 June 2016
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What is Santa’s favorite gardening tool.
hoe hoe hoe
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1 November 2013
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10.30am
23 July 2016
Offline How does Santa get elves?
He lets babies go into his sack of presents and sends them to the north pole.
Maybe you should try posting more.
1.42pm
11 November 2010
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A friend of mine died after drinking a can of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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1.43pm
11 November 2010
Offline (I can’t think of any non-dirty Christmas jokes right now.)
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6.52pm
14 June 2016
Offline @Necko said
A friend of mine died after drinking a can of varnish.It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
Billy Joel tried to commit suicide by drinking varnish, because “It looked tastier than bleach”
true story
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8.04pm
5 November 2011
Offline Necko said
What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
I don’t get it ):
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8.23pm
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Offline @Little Piggy Dragonguy it doesn’t have an answer; it’s a rhetorical riddle question. 
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8.25pm
5 November 2011
Offline Silly Girl said
@Little Piggy Dragonguy it doesn’t have an answer; it’s a rhetorical riddle question.
I get that, but where is the joke part in that “joke”?
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8.28pm
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15 February 2015
Offline Little Piggy Dragonguy said
I get that, but where is the joke part in that “joke”?
That is the joke, I think; it may depend on your sense of humour. I suppose it’s more a bit of wit than a proper joke.
It made me chuckle, anyway. 
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8.31pm
5 November 2011
Offline I’m glad to hear that, Silly B. (:
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9.21pm
14 June 2016
Offline @Little Piggy Dragonguy said
I’m glad to hear that, Silly B. (:
G[irl]*
Also it’s supposed to have no answer because it’s a rhetorical joke.
when you combine a joke and a rhetorical question you get a joke with no punch line.
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9.24pm
5 November 2011
Offline William Shears Campbell said
G[irl]*
I meant to put a B (for Billy), but thanks for trying. I’m not sure it’s necessary to correct everybody on every single mistake that you think they make.
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9.40pm
14 June 2016
Offline @Little Piggy Dragonguy said
William Shears Campbell said
G[irl]*I meant to put a B (for Billy), but thanks for trying. I’m not sure it’s necessary to correct everybody on every single mistake that you think they make.
Sorry, I correct all the mistakes. Sometimes it’s an OCD thing and sometimes it’s for irony reasons, like if someone made a long post and had one mistake, I’d correct it.
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8.01pm
11 November 2010
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8.49pm
5 November 2011
Offline Wow that makes me so happy
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9.09pm
11 November 2010
Offline Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Because they lactose.
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12.44am
17 February 2015
Offline use green and yellow in a sentence
The telephone is ringing!, green, green, green,,,,,,, pick up the phone! Yellow?
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11 April 2016
Offline I went to a music shop the other day and saw a beautiful orange Gretsch hanging on the wall. I think it looked like this one:
It was absolutely one of the loveliest shades of orange I’ve ever seen; it just made me so great. 
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