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14 April 2010
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Offline England being dumped out of Euro 2016. The seethe in the English media is wonderful. Spend 2 years saying they are little more than contenders, qualify, spend months talking them into being winners (ignoring all the blatant frailties) and then meltdown when they are unsurprisingly knocked out. Happens every 2 years now. 
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14 April 2010
Offline Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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11 November 2010
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What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
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24 April 2016
Offline Necko said
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
The sun is up, the sky is blue, it’s beautiful, and so are you... probably... I actually don't know... and it's nighttime here //piggiesinpennylane
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11 November 2010
Offline piggylane said
What about the glue?
I knew you’d get stuck on that.
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sir walter raleigh joked
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
He was outstanding in his field
He stood in a field where barley grows with a bird in his hat and straw everywhere, he didn’t care? 
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14 June 2016
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What is E.T. short for?
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14 April 2010
Offline Why was the beach wet?
The sea weed.
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26 January 2017
Offline Doctor: “I’ve got some bad news and some really bad news. The bad news is you only have a week to live.”
Patient: “What could be worse news than that?”
Doctor: “I’ve been trying to contact you for the last 6 days.”
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-Brian Wilson, Surfer Girl
1.44pm
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14 April 2010
Offline An old Rodney Dangerfield Bit:
Doctor: “You only have 6 months to live.”
Rodney: “I want a second opinion”
Doctor: “OK – You’re ugly too.”
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3.15pm
11 November 2010
Offline How many ears does Spock have?
Three. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear.
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2.31pm
11 November 2010
Offline What does a nosy pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
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1.43pm
11 November 2010
Offline William Shears Campbell said
Zig said
What is E.T. short for?
Expert Textpert
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3.54pm
11 November 2010
Offline What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
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15 February 2015
Offline Setting: band practise — drummer, violinist, keyboardist, bassist, guitarist (me)
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2.48pm
5 November 2011
Offline Necko said
What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?
A visit from the ethics committee and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
If you did it to a cow and a pig, though, nobody would care because nobody cares about cows or pigs with the exception of the very few humans on this earth who are not senselessly violent savages.
All living things must abide by the laws of the shape they inhabit
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